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Posted: 4/17/2006 4:04:37 PM EDT
I feel terrible.
In the yearly right of spring I spend my time killing Starlings. A bit ago I went out and destroyed a nest and some eggs the bastards had built. I could hear they were back and I went out to fix more with the shotgun. Well sitting in their normal sentinal tree is one in the normal spot watching for me to come around the corner. Well with the setting sun glaring at me I pull the trigger, down it comes but, to my dismay it wasn't a Starling. It was a Robin. The Robins are my buddies, hell I have shot Starlings in the yard in the middle of Robins and they don't even flinch. So the little guy has got a busted and bleeding wing but, seems alright other than that. I feel like shit. I know always be sure of your target. I don't know what to do other than dispatch him. The Starlings are gonna pay. |
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You evil man, I am letting DU and PETA know.
How dare you! You should fell like crap. |
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Breast him out and wrap him in bacon with a pickled (sweet) jalapeno.
You'll never regret killing one again. They are delicious. TRG |
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I bet it's a result of your Tony Stewart avatar. Tony Stewart is EVIL. Get rid of that thing and replace it with one of a driver who didn't drive open wheel before coming to Cup.
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I have some bacon.... |
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Go Forth My Son, and Eateth Thy Robin. TRG |
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WiTF am I gonna get a pickled (sweet) jalapeno? |
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Did you try asking one of the doods on your local landscaping crew? |
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Keep it up! THAT will draw fire! |
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G R O C E R Y S T O R E. TRG |
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WTF you just ate a Protected Songbird?
All Native Song Birds are protected. |
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That is what I was thinking. |
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I believe robins were listed as game birds in the 1800's.
"He was brave Sir Robin, brave Sir Robin..." |
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Some are delicious. This one was non-native, as matter of fact it was an illegal immigrant. |
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They are protected in the United States. He lives in Lewis County. |
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Build your fence higher and keep all those illegals out |
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He's eating the birds the rest of us won't eat. |
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You know TheRedGoat told me on the phone while I was cooking it, "Some idiot is gonna scream it is a protected songbird".
Guess he was right. |
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At least you ate it, too many have been left to lay and waste before |
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NOW THAT"S FUNNY~!!!!!11!!! |
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I'd say you score 25 in the ARFCOM Iron Chef "kill em and grill em" arena.
10 points for preperation. 10 points for masterful use of compimentary flavors 5 points for that sucky presentation... MB |
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1GUNRUNNER, repeat after me: "He was coming right at me!!" |
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That's some tasty lookin' dog vomit. Probably needs about 4 slices of bacon.
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Well I am an Idiot.....I am not a Criminal though. |
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And extra points for the morsel left on the fork |
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And we wonder why we piss the anti gun people off. I wont judge you either way, but no doubt you aint the sharpest knife in the drawer.
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If he didn't want to be eaten, I reckon he wouldn'ta flew into yer yard.
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If I get a shot at the damn Bluejay that has become my arch eenmy, I'll pack it in some dry ice and ship it to you.
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You are a Union guy, maybe both apply? |
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Fucker! you just made me draw down on my computer screen! Almost made it a headshot too. |
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