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Posted: 3/8/2006 9:22:02 AM EDT
When I was in med school, my buddy came home and went to his room. He shared his room with a bunch of other guys. He opens his bedroom door and he sees one of his roomies spanking his monkey looking at my buddy's porno mags on his bed.
 The spanker was dating a very religious girl that wouldnt put out till marriage. So I guess he needed to get his rocks off. But my buddy was insensed and couldnt figure out why he wouldnt just take the mags and go to his own room to do the deed. He also figured out why all his kleenex was getting used up when he didnt use any.  Regardless, the spanker was asked to leave and find a new place to stay. |
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Posted: 3/8/2006 9:23:36 AM EDT
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I've caught my right hand on numerous occasions.
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Posted: 3/8/2006 9:23:57 AM EDT
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I try not to look in the mirror when I do....so no.
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Posted: 3/8/2006 9:24:10 AM EDT
[#3]
Remind me not to shake your hand. 
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Posted: 3/8/2006 9:24:38 AM EDT
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Of all people, I thought you would have spelled masturbating correctly.
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Posted: 3/8/2006 9:24:58 AM EDT
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Freshman year in college... stall #1 is for #1s... stall #2 is for #2s... stall #3 was "misc."
If you see someone in stall #3, just leave and drop duece later. - BG |
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Posted: 3/8/2006 9:25:13 AM EDT
[#6]
When I was 16 working at a pizza joint, I went into the bathroom to clean it. Somebody forgot to lock the door.
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Posted: 3/8/2006 9:25:49 AM EDT
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I caught a guy jerking off in the squad bay while I was on fire watch at Parris Island. That's the only time, fortunately.
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Posted: 3/8/2006 9:26:51 AM EDT
[#8]
Unfortunately, yes. Several times.
Mostly to kiddie porn, but once a guy was jerking his chicken a couple of feet from a female who was unaware of what he was doing while leering at her. I have caught people doing all sorts of stuff on this campus. |
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Posted: 3/8/2006 9:27:37 AM EDT
[#9]
Yea at college a few times.
Lock your damn doors people! |
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Posted: 3/8/2006 9:28:41 AM EDT
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And don't engage in sex acts, especially noisy ones, in public restrooms. |
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Posted: 3/8/2006 9:29:41 AM EDT
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Yup seems like colleges and schools are big for this. My GF and I were studying the grad library and we hear all this noise from the next cubicle. This dude was getting a handjob from his GF in the middle of the library. I looked at my GF wantingly and she just shook her head and walked away.
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Posted: 3/8/2006 9:30:00 AM EDT
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We walked into a the BEQ in Lajes....They were bathroom shared rooms, an Air Force guy was stroking away in our room on our linen.
Needless to say, we made a loud 'thing' about it with him, his crew and the staff of the BEQ....It was hilarious. |
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Posted: 3/8/2006 9:33:41 AM EDT
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I don't understand why people get disgusted about other guys jerking off. If you have never punched the clown, I could understand. But I don't know anyone who has never done it.
So what if you walk in on a guy who is running a batch? What's the problem? It's not like he was jacking off in front of a grade school. At inappropriate times or places? Yeah, that's a problem. But if he thought he had some privacy, no problem, just keep your hands to yourself. |
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Posted: 3/8/2006 9:35:51 AM EDT
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This thread is hard to . . . eh, never mind.
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Posted: 3/8/2006 9:35:52 AM EDT
[#15]
+1 It's natural. The last time I thought it was some embarassing and sick/abnormal thing was in Jr. High when I first started.
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Posted: 3/8/2006 9:35:56 AM EDT
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I went to a then all-male military college....caught and been caught.
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Posted: 3/8/2006 9:37:22 AM EDT
[#17]
I take it you've been caught, then. |
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Posted: 3/8/2006 9:39:30 AM EDT
[#18]
No, I haven't been "caught" but I've let a few ladies watch. Wanna try it? 
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Posted: 3/8/2006 9:39:38 AM EDT
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I knew a guy who was a bouncer at a local strip club. One day he is watching the crowd and right up front next to the stage a guy is pounding his pup. He went up to him and told him "put it up, or take it outside".
He got "up" and left.
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Posted: 3/8/2006 9:40:10 AM EDT
[#20]
Lets see how you feel about it when you sit down at a public lab computer that some looser has just turned loose all over while looking at kiddie porn. True story. The girl was not amused. |
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Posted: 3/8/2006 9:40:44 AM EDT
[#21]
Real classy. |
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Posted: 3/8/2006 9:42:45 AM EDT
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Not me, but the room next door had an Arab roommate who would wack it in the top bunk of the bunkbed when he thought the guy down below was asleep. The whole bed would shake.
I would have found a new roommate. |
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Posted: 3/8/2006 9:42:53 AM EDT
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I had to transport a sex offender to the State Nut House in Salem from LaGrande [5+ hour drive] about two hours into the drive I got a little tired of him abusing himself so I pulled over and handcuffed his hands to floor.
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Posted: 3/8/2006 9:43:25 AM EDT
[#24]
I've never done anything in private that I wouldn't do with a woman that I'm sleeping with. I hope you can say the same. |
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Posted: 3/8/2006 9:43:33 AM EDT
[#25]
Running a batch? Running a batch?
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Posted: 3/8/2006 9:43:44 AM EDT
[#26]
From the ASU State Press
"An 18 year old male ASU student was arrested Sunday night at Hayden Library and charged with indecent exposure and public sexual indeceny. The suspect allegedly pulled his pants and underwear to his mid-thighs to masterbate while watching pornography on his laptop. When asked why he had gone to the library to view pornorgraphy and masterburbate, the suspect allegedly told police, "To be honest, the internet connection in my dorm isn't good enough."" |
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Posted: 3/8/2006 9:44:43 AM EDT
[#27]
He'll have to try harder than that to offend me.
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Posted: 3/8/2006 9:46:50 AM EDT
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Posted: 3/8/2006 9:47:38 AM EDT
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I wasn't trying to offend. Some of my former girlfriends were brave enough to express their curiosity. I obliged. Is this a problem? It wasn't for them. It wasn't for me. It shouldn't be for you or anyone else. |
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Posted: 3/8/2006 9:48:25 AM EDT
[#30]
I know you weren't trying to offend me, dude. You don't have to explain anything. |
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Posted: 3/8/2006 9:48:41 AM EDT
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Yeah... I condone kiddy porn masturbaters at the library. Yeah... really I'm COMPLETELY OK with it. Kiddy porn is different for obvious reasons and is wrong period. Blowing your bodily fluids all over something that other people use is disgusting. While I would not masturbate in a public place and do think that is wrong, how many people BRAG about having sex a public place? Would I ever jerk off in a public place? No. Would I ever have sex in a public place? Probably. It's just an interesting little piece of irony.Walking in on somebody who thought they had some privacy in their room or something is not any more disgusting than walking in on somebody having sex is the point I was trying to make. Thanks for not giving me the benefit of the doubt. |
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Posted: 3/8/2006 9:51:38 AM EDT
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It is a natural function of being human but you need some sense of right and wrong when it comes to doing it. You dont do it in public and you dont do it on other peoples stuff. It just aint right. If anyone jizzed on my pillow, believe me he wouldnt have to worry about whacking off ever again.
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Posted: 3/8/2006 9:52:41 AM EDT
[#33]
We are in agreement. |
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Posted: 3/8/2006 9:55:16 AM EDT
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Believe it or not, that isn't all that uncommon. It appears that some people were either raised by wolves, or seem completely unconcerned with standards of propriety in society. I have no idea why someone would drop trou in the library and go for it right there. |
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Posted: 3/8/2006 9:56:40 AM EDT
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I have wacked in some very interesting places. I have never been cought...except at home when I was new at it.
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Posted: 3/8/2006 9:59:34 AM EDT
[#36]
Yeah . . . and then what?? 
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Posted: 3/8/2006 10:01:03 AM EDT
[#37]
It's not that it is gross, just get a chuckle out of catching someone.
One of my friends skipped class to beat it one time. |
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Posted: 3/8/2006 10:01:30 AM EDT
[#38]
Yep, the whole "Patty 'n handcuffs" thing got to me too.......................... |
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Posted: 3/8/2006 10:01:56 AM EDT
[#39]
This happend to a friend of mine (female) at college. Except it was a dildo being rammed in there repeatedly (her words).
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Posted: 3/8/2006 10:05:22 AM EDT
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There's help out there for you guys, all you have to do is ask! 
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Posted: 3/8/2006 10:07:44 AM EDT
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Why do you say he is abusing himself??? Have you never ever clicked the mouse
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Posted: 3/8/2006 10:11:58 AM EDT
[#42]
 Did this guy wank it too much? |
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Posted: 3/8/2006 10:12:01 AM EDT
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I had a female troop who was rather sexual. She had removed the pocket in her BDU's and I caught her watching TV one day with a huge grin and sort of a dreamy look & one hand in her BDU's.
Turns out she was "clicking the mouse" and was not bothered a bit about getting caught doing it  Yes she was a hottie
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Posted: 3/8/2006 10:13:50 AM EDT
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..A man can go wrong when he's busted.... |
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Posted: 3/8/2006 10:14:16 AM EDT
[#45]
"Should I get the cuffs again?" "No Maam."
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Posted: 3/8/2006 10:15:04 AM EDT
[#46]
Yup.. I have been caught choking the chicken. I have never caught any one of the male gender doing do. I have however caught a few of the ex- grilfriends double chicking the mouse in the shower
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Posted: 3/8/2006 10:15:20 AM EDT
[#47]
Or in front of kids even if they are yours . 
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Posted: 3/8/2006 10:17:34 AM EDT
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Posted: 3/8/2006 10:18:18 AM EDT
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I've never heard that expression before today. Why use the term abusing himself? Well I suppose if you saw what he was doing you would understand why. I find it difficult to believe a normal person would find pleasure in what he was doing and the sounds Little Forrest Gump made was far more pleasant.
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Posted: 3/8/2006 10:23:09 AM EDT
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A friend of mine caught his roommate on the floor, up on his shoulders, with his butt against the wall so his could catch his own stuff in the face.
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