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Posted: 12/31/2005 8:51:13 PM EDT
Girl just asked me "if you had the chance, would you sleep with me?"
 Me:I'd bang you like a retard on a drumset. |
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Posted: 12/31/2005 8:52:27 PM EDT
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haha
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Posted: 12/31/2005 8:52:46 PM EDT
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Her response to your Shakespearean retort?
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Posted: 12/31/2005 8:52:54 PM EDT
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obviously he's not fucking right now.... |
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Posted: 12/31/2005 8:54:28 PM EDT
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The yahoo version of
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Posted: 12/31/2005 8:56:08 PM EDT
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Yeah, but I don't know how long his average is...he could be done by now... 
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Posted: 12/31/2005 8:57:18 PM EDT
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Posted: 12/31/2005 9:01:47 PM EDT
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Posted: 12/31/2005 9:08:05 PM EDT
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I was sitting in a local bar a few year back having a couple of beers after work with a buddy. This was one of those little hole in the wall college type bars with about 1,000 differnt kinds of beers. I'm drinking a Labat's blue.
Anyway, this chick squeezes in beside us and says to me, "Are you drinking that? That's pussy beer". Without skippng a beat, I look her square in the eye and say, "That's perfect for me because I like pussy". I think she did too because she stomped off in a huff like she was offended. |
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Posted: 12/31/2005 9:11:07 PM EDT
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Instead, he is "Beating it like it owes him money" |
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Posted: 12/31/2005 9:12:24 PM EDT
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Posted: 12/31/2005 9:18:49 PM EDT
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I was ROFL the first time I heard that line used. Imagine 2 rednecks, one with a freshly stuck Chevy, the other sitting in his unstuck Ford with a beer in his hand watching the stuck one kicking the shit out of his rear quarter panel and that comment coming from the Ford driver. "Beat it like it owes ya' money, boy!!" I was in tears. |
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Posted: 12/31/2005 9:20:39 PM EDT
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Posted: 12/31/2005 9:22:41 PM EDT
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I'm neutral on the Ford vs. Chevy argument, just calling it like I saw it. It had a lot to do with the fact that the Chevy driver was a complete moron and drove his stock truck into a hole that any sober person would have driven around. |
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Posted: 12/31/2005 9:25:29 PM EDT
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Hey ya'll watch this
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Posted: 12/31/2005 9:31:42 PM EDT
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youre all just jealous because dusty has been chatting with babes all day on the internet....
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Posted: 12/31/2005 9:33:59 PM EDT
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No no no no. I spent the first 12 hours working, I mean, training to be a cage fighter!
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Posted: 12/31/2005 9:35:27 PM EDT
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That must have been a displaced Ford driver. 
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Posted: 12/31/2005 9:36:35 PM EDT
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edited cause Dusty beat me to the cage fighter reference |
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Posted: 12/31/2005 9:37:20 PM EDT
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