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Posted: 12/12/2005 11:35:02 AM EDT
which is happening at the local Mall. Two good looking 18 year old women come to your car as you are parking your car; One starts wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, the other comes to your window saying 'hi' while bending over with her breasts almost coming out of her blouse, impossible not to look, when you thank them and offer them a tip, they say No and beg you for a ride to the local Mall. You agree and tell them to sit in the back. On the way they start having sex in the back seat. Then one of them performs oral sex on you, while the other one steals your wallet. I was assaulted last Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, but I couldn't find them Saturday or Sunday. Be careful.

Link Posted: 12/12/2005 11:36:37 AM EDT
[#1]
Yeah just leave a 20 in the wallet so it happens again lol

-Dan.
Link Posted: 12/12/2005 11:36:55 AM EDT
[#2]
Link Posted: 12/12/2005 11:37:35 AM EDT
[#3]

Quoted:

Yeah just leave a 20 in the wallet so it happens again lol

-Dan.




Well worth it.  
Link Posted: 12/12/2005 11:38:32 AM EDT
[#4]
I'm going to have to go buy some spare wallets......
Link Posted: 12/12/2005 11:39:01 AM EDT
[#5]
I was believing it at first too....
Link Posted: 12/12/2005 11:40:28 AM EDT
[#6]
At the mall, you say?
Link Posted: 12/12/2005 11:42:29 AM EDT
[#7]
It happened to me on Saturday AND Sunday. Beware.
Link Posted: 12/12/2005 11:43:42 AM EDT
[#8]
Merry Christmas buddy!

Can you be more specific, like which mall and where.
Link Posted: 12/12/2005 11:50:53 AM EDT
[#9]
THis thread is useless with out pics
Link Posted: 12/12/2005 11:52:50 AM EDT
[#10]
See... Black Friday couldn't have been all that bad.


- BG
Link Posted: 12/12/2005 11:54:18 AM EDT
[#11]

Quoted:
which is happening at the local Mall. Two good looking 18 year old women come to your car as you are parking your car; One starts wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, the other comes to your window saying 'hi' while bending over with her breasts almost coming out of her blouse, impossible not to look, when you thank them and offer them a tip, they say No and beg you for a ride to the local Mall. You agree and tell them to sit in the back. On the way they start having sex in the back seat. Then one of them performs oral sex on you, while the other one steals your wallet. I was assaulted last Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, but I couldn't find them Saturday or Sunday. Be careful.




Dude... you need to get laid.
Link Posted: 12/12/2005 11:55:51 AM EDT
[#12]
Now, that's funny. LOL
Link Posted: 12/12/2005 11:56:10 AM EDT
[#13]
Where is this mall?  I just need my windshield washed, honest.
Link Posted: 12/12/2005 11:59:27 AM EDT
[#14]
*note to self, remove "library card" from wallet*

It's the only thing in there I don't wanna lose
Link Posted: 12/12/2005 2:02:36 PM EDT
[#15]
They were really men, baby!
Link Posted: 12/12/2005 4:17:47 PM EDT
[#16]

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They were really men, baby!


Link Posted: 12/12/2005 4:24:05 PM EDT
[#17]
a similiar thing happened at a Mall, except they were two young looking women with a cardboard sign that said "stranded, trying to get back home to San Diego, need money for gas"

they looked a little unusual because they were dressed in new clothes and didnt look like the typical street people.
Link Posted: 12/12/2005 4:25:54 PM EDT
[#18]
Which mall and where?! I'll just pull out my cards and leave a 20 in there... They can hit me up every day!
Link Posted: 12/12/2005 7:03:08 PM EDT
[#19]

Quoted:

Quoted:
the back seat. Then one of them performs oral sex on you, while the other one steals your wallet. I was assaulted last Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, but I couldn't find them Saturday or Sunday. Be careful.




Dude... you need to get laid.



dude... you need a sense of humer...
Link Posted: 12/12/2005 7:05:55 PM EDT
[#20]

Quoted:


Dude... you need to get laid.




Who doesn't?  
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