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Posted: 8/4/2005 5:50:59 PM EDT
You know, maybe even just once? Maybe your at the club and see a guy and think "Gee, I wonder if he kisses good" or something like that? Or think maybe you might want to go home with the guy or something?
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Nope. I find other men to be smelly, sweaty creatures that I don't like being that close to. Sweaty women on the other hand, make my heart beat faster...
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I have a one dick rule... I will pass up nailing the hottest check in the world if the stipulation was there had to even be another guy in the room. Sorry, nope, nuh uh... one dick rule... learn it, love it, live it!
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I have gay fantasies all the time....lesbian fantasies that is.
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If you forget to do that around Gun Stock very bad things happen! BigDozer66 |
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Yes. Actually, I havent been able to make an even half intelligent post in the past day n a ahlf. My brain is SHOT. Used up. Blown fuses. Shitcanned. Today and the next 2 days will be just aboslute nonsensical posts. They will be getting worse I'm afraid. |
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fag |
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The thoughts are happening more and more frequently aren't they? Sgatr15 |
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There is no such a thing as a CHICK WITH A DICK IT'S A DUDE WITH TITS
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[georgecarlin]Well, bend over and let's find out.[/georgecarlin]
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I think all of you that want butt sex have gay tendencies, even if you claim to want it with females.
Who the hell wants shit on their dick, unless they are gay? Unless some of you are hung like mice, extra friction should not be a consideration. All of you SIIHPAPP types are suspect to me. |
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So you mean to say you're coming out? |
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Ya ever been in a Turkish prison? |
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I watched 5 minutes of the Wiggles once just to see what gaydom was like
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I have gay thoughts to the extent that I think you are gay. |
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No hairy pucker holes TURN ME OFF!!!!!!!!!!!
WTF is Bukake????? |
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Google is your friend. |
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Not in this case. |
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Turn off your family filter. |
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WTF?
Yeah hairy man ass is much better than a soft but firm ass and a hot pussy. |
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Like Carlos Mencia says, "If you think you might be gay" "You are gay!"
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Ahhh nope! Don't wanna know...and get back on the scrambler you! |
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Bwahaha! BigDozer66 |
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For the sake of clarity... While at the club A. A thought should sound something like..."Damn I wish my abs where that cut". B. A fantasy would sound like this..... "Gee, I wonder if he kisses good" Answer A means you need to work out more........Answer B means you'll meet him in the shower. |
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After being the subject of several attempted molestations by homos, you begin to wonder.
Satan attacks everybody in some way, but the grace of God can save you. |
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Ha |
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If he loses one , we'll leave that one shoed cocksucker there. |
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man y'all are awesome. |
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My girlfriend brought home a new candle once and I thought, " Hmm... that doesn't smell too girly."
Does that count? |
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I dunno...a straight guy that would think something like that is probably about two beers away from, "I say old chap, I was standing over here admiring your abdomen and wondered if I could prevail upon you to show me your penis?!" |
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KINDA like me, only I have the NO dick rule. I have a no dick rule... I will pass up nailing the hottest chick in the world if the stipulation was there had to even be one guy in the room. Sorry, nope, nuh uh... no dick rule... learn it, love it, live it![/ |
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Oh my gawd......that was funny as hell Of course only a gay man could think up at great pickup line like that.....or a Brit |
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