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Posted: 7/15/2001 7:12:30 PM EDT
One of the more original voices in the Internet firearms community fell silent on 2 July when Mark Penman (laissezfirearm) passed away. His demons finally got him.

[b]Remembering Mark[/b]: [url]http://communities.prodigy.net/sportsrec/gz-lf.html[/url].

• Dean, jus' visitin' from [b][url]http://www.TheGunZone.com[/url][/b]…
Link Posted: 7/15/2001 7:27:26 PM EDT
[#1]

Some Great Things About Rifles by LF (6/97)

If ya gotta have a penis substitute, ya might as well make it a big one.
 
They make small holes in drywall, which are much easier to fill with toothpaste than a shotgun's.
 
If you accidentally crank off a round that sails over your target, the poor slob that you kill will at least be far, far away.
 
They were "armor-piercing" before punching through Kevlar was uncool. Sorry Officer!
 
The neighbors can't possibly mistake your contoured vinyl "assault weapon" carrying case for anything else, so walk like a peacock.
 
Their magazine pouches are usually large enough to accommodate a beer or two.
 
You can make cracks about checking around downtown for a "tall building that overlooks a lot of pedestrian traffic" to the store clerk when buying ammo.
 
The SWAT team will initially cut you some breathing room.
 
They are harder to fit under your chin.

Link Posted: 7/15/2001 7:29:18 PM EDT
[#2]

[url]http://www.loudpipes.com/laissezfirearm/position.htm[/url]

I understand he took his own life??
Link Posted: 7/15/2001 7:35:56 PM EDT
[#3]
This is bad and weird news.
I just found the website for this guy and it was pretty good in a lot of ways.
What went so wrong for him?
Any of you that haven't seen his site, get to it before it's gone.
Too bad.
Link Posted: 7/15/2001 7:52:21 PM EDT
[#4]

Man, here's some blunt-force honesty:

[url]http://www.loudpipes.com/laissezfirearm/laid.htm[/url]
Link Posted: 7/15/2001 8:00:57 PM EDT
[#5]
Man...

This is one guy that I'm going to have to toast the next time I'm out on the town.

Condescending?  Yes.  Angry?  Yup.  Me-against-the-world?  Absolutely.

Having intelligence, unlike most of the people who share those traits?  You got it.  

I can respect that, and I can respect him.  It's too bad he had to go the way he did, but somehow it doesn't surprise me.

Mike
Link Posted: 7/15/2001 8:09:31 PM EDT
[#6]
thanks for posting that information, Dean.

Mark will be missed.

scott out
Link Posted: 7/16/2001 7:41:56 PM EDT
[#7]
[b]Conclusion[/b]
To add it all up, I'm probably going to die bitter and alone. With any luck, I'll die bitter, alone, and drunk.
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I would have liked to have met this man and had the opportunity to share a beer with him.........
Link Posted: 7/16/2001 7:49:57 PM EDT
[#8]
Link Posted: 7/16/2001 7:58:06 PM EDT
[#9]
wow, what a wit. i'm awestruck. too bad. i hope alot more of his stuff is still there so i can read it. that's the risk of the lonely path, i guess.
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