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Quoted: Most of these guys probably check several times a day.
BTW, what if was just a zit?
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Zits usually hurt and are on the skin. Testicular cancer is painless at first. When it starts to hurt, prognosis is grim. When the patient has mets on the lungs and brain, survival is normally hopeless. But Lance beat it even with mets in lungs, liver and brain.
Look into the Lance Armstrong Foundation for help. It was a big help in my case.
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Not true, my friend, not...true...
Cripes, is this an ARFCOM epidemic? Oh well, here goes. In for a penny...
Diagnosed January 1993. Testicular nonseminoma, including embryonic cell carcinoma, chloriocarcinoma, among others. 3rd stage metastasis. Masses in both lungs. Initial alfa-feto protien count was 415. Initial beta-HCG count was 975. (for those of you who are not survivors, those numbers are supposed to be between 0 and 5 in a healthy man who is not pregnant).
Treated at Indiana University medical center. Lance Armstrong and I have some mutual friends there, including Dr Larry Einhorn, who is the smartest man on the planet. If you read Lances' book, you will see a picture of his chemo nurse, Latrice Haney. I've got one of her hugging a hairless Me on my hospital bed. Reading that book was like reliving the 9 worst months of my life, except that dude was WAY worse off than I was.
Hey Keith J, cisplatin, bleomycin, VP16, any of these ring a bell? Nasty shit, but in all honesty, chemo is not the terrible experience it once was. I was in the clinical trials for an antiemetic drug called Zofran, and also took dexamethisone. Never puked once, had the lymph nodes removed surgically, that was the worst part of the whole experience.
My point is, even with stage 3 metastasis, the docs gave me an 85% chance of recovery, and hell, this was 12 years ago. It's all in the past now.
It is curable.
It is curable.
Early detection.
Early detection.
Early detection.(besides, it's a legit excuse to fondle your nuts
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Dudes, if you feel something hard on the suface of one of your nads, DO NOT FUCK AROUND. GET TO A DOCTOR. YESTERDAY. Regret is too expensive. It could cost everything you have to give.