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Posted: 6/1/2005 8:05:50 PM EDT
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Papa smurf? Smurfette? Handy smurf? Choda smurf?
Link Posted: 6/1/2005 8:06:31 PM EDT
[#1]
You need a poll!
Link Posted: 6/1/2005 8:07:10 PM EDT
[#2]
What the fuck was Choda Smurf?
Link Posted: 6/1/2005 8:08:05 PM EDT
[#3]
Smurfette was a blue whore

SGatr15
Link Posted: 6/1/2005 8:08:40 PM EDT
[#4]
The dead one ?
Link Posted: 6/1/2005 8:09:26 PM EDT
[#5]
Dead Smurf
Link Posted: 6/1/2005 8:09:45 PM EDT
[#6]

Quoted:
You need a poll!



Done!
Link Posted: 6/1/2005 8:09:49 PM EDT
[#7]
Smurfette..... god she gave good smurf....
Link Posted: 6/1/2005 8:10:07 PM EDT
[#8]

Quoted:
Smurfette was a blue whore

SGatr15



It all got interesting when the baby smurfs showed up.  Notice how they all resembled different smurfs?  

Welcome to the Smurfette quadruple decker sam'mich.
Link Posted: 6/1/2005 8:10:12 PM EDT
[#9]
I like the blue one.
Link Posted: 6/1/2005 8:10:14 PM EDT
[#10]

Quoted:
Smurfette was a blue whore

SGatr15



Still getting breakouts of blue blisters 'down there'?


Link Posted: 6/1/2005 8:11:08 PM EDT
[#11]

Quoted:
What the fuck was Choda Smurf?



No shit... sounds like a small dick.
Link Posted: 6/1/2005 8:15:08 PM EDT
[#12]
Link Posted: 6/1/2005 8:29:42 PM EDT
[#13]

Quoted:
What the fuck was Choda Smurf?



You're not down with choda smurf????
Link Posted: 6/1/2005 8:31:57 PM EDT
[#14]
Damn kids!!


Link Posted: 6/1/2005 8:33:15 PM EDT
[#15]

Chronic masturbator smurf.
Link Posted: 6/1/2005 8:39:49 PM EDT
[#16]
The smurfs are Commie tools.
Link Posted: 6/1/2005 8:43:11 PM EDT
[#17]

Quoted:
The smurfs are Commie tools.



Agreed. But it's not like you can't have a favorite commie tool!
Link Posted: 6/1/2005 8:43:32 PM EDT
[#18]
Some believe that the Smurfs were trying to instill the idea of a socialist society into our children's minds. One rumour states that SMURF actually stood for Soviet Military Underground Resistance Forces. After all, they did live in a collective and all of them did look alike except for a few, such as Papa Smurf, Smurfette and Brainy Smurf. Papa Smurf was the chairman, Brainy was sort of a Trostsky analogue, and Smurfette was Rosa Luxemburg.


THE SMURFS SPREAD DISTENTION THROUGH COMMUNISM!!!
www.iamlost.com/features/smurfs/commies.shtml
Link Posted: 6/1/2005 8:59:55 PM EDT
[#19]
Then there is the smurfs lost episode, as so graciously found on the net for me by a co-worker, who decided to talk me into watching it knowing the CIO was about to stop by for a visit.

Note: not for kids, not for work, and probably quite the copyright/trademark infringement.

Not hot so that you'll hopefully read above before clicking http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/papasmurf.php
Link Posted: 6/1/2005 9:00:49 PM EDT
[#20]
Sluttysmurf.
Link Posted: 6/1/2005 9:17:53 PM EDT
[#21]
Smurfs suck !    

Colt_SBR  
 
Link Posted: 6/1/2005 9:22:31 PM EDT
[#22]
This thread is pretty Smurfed up, if you ask me.  What the Smurf were you thinking?  Honestly.  
Link Posted: 6/1/2005 10:10:45 PM EDT
[#23]
Smurfs were all homo notice they were all male except smurfette who was made by Gargumel!

god that robot chicken ep was great.


cronic masturbater smurf  was just found with his wang chopped off and stuffed down his smurf hole"
Link Posted: 6/1/2005 11:58:02 PM EDT
[#24]
Porn smurf
Link Posted: 6/2/2005 12:00:49 AM EDT
[#25]
What the fuck is a Smurf??
Link Posted: 6/2/2005 12:19:39 AM EDT
[#26]

Quoted:
What the fuck is a Smurf??



Serious?
Link Posted: 6/2/2005 12:26:52 AM EDT
[#27]
smurfs are commies!
Link Posted: 6/2/2005 7:46:14 AM EDT
[#28]

Quoted:
Porn smurf



See my earlier link for his cameo appearance...
Link Posted: 6/2/2005 7:48:51 AM EDT
[#29]

Quoted:
What the fuck is a Smurf??

Smurfs
Link Posted: 6/2/2005 7:50:04 AM EDT
[#30]
Well Smurfette, of course.  As a wee lad I often fantasized about her being nekked!
Link Posted: 6/2/2005 7:51:05 AM EDT
[#31]
the non-gay one.  or was that the teletubbies?
Link Posted: 6/2/2005 7:52:07 AM EDT
[#32]

Quoted:
What the fuck is a Smurf??




A gay Blue Belgian Gnome
Link Posted: 6/2/2005 7:56:17 AM EDT
[#33]


This threadis about as gay as this guy...
Link Posted: 6/2/2005 8:01:53 AM EDT
[#34]
Depends on how you cook em', LOL. BBQ would be nice.
Link Posted: 6/2/2005 8:22:17 AM EDT
[#35]
I liked Jokey Smurf, and the one that held the mirror all the time...(although he was certainly gay, not that there's anything wrong with that).

What was his name?  Vanity Smurf I think.  He was funny.  Kind of a "queer eye for the straight smurf".
Link Posted: 6/2/2005 9:06:03 AM EDT
[#36]

Quoted:
god that robot chicken ep was great.



Glad someone got that reference...


Link Posted: 6/2/2005 9:08:38 AM EDT
[#37]
Link Posted: 6/2/2005 9:09:44 AM EDT
[#38]

Quoted:
I liked Jokey Smurf, and the one that held the mirror all the time...(although he was certainly gay, not that there's anything wrong with that).

What was his name?  Vanity Smurf I think.  He was funny.  Kind of a "queer eye for the straight smurf".



That was Metrosexual Smurf.

He supposedly liked girls but he spent an awful lot of time on his appearance...
Link Posted: 6/2/2005 9:10:46 AM EDT
[#39]

Quoted:
Smurfette was a blue whore

SGatr15



Did her in '76


They are our allies!
Link Posted: 6/2/2005 9:13:07 AM EDT
[#40]
Rambo Smurf!
Link Posted: 6/2/2005 9:14:38 AM EDT
[#41]

Quoted:
www.atlpolice.ca/images/target.jpg



The Politically Correct Silhouette
Link Posted: 6/2/2005 9:15:02 AM EDT
[#42]
Whichever one is tied to a stake at the 100 yard line.
Link Posted: 6/2/2005 1:59:31 PM EDT
[#43]

Quoted:

Quoted:
www.atlpolice.ca/images/target.jpg



The Politically Correct Silhouette



Yeah, we only get them when they're out of the real "gomer" targets.

The Smurfs make good "hostage" don't shoot targets though.  
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