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Vader: Stormtrooper, what is that painted on your body armor?
Trooper Joker: A peace symbol, sir.
Vader: Where'd you get it?
Trooper Joker: I don't remember, sir.
Vader: And what sort of armor are you wearing?
Trooper Joker: Stormtrooper armor, sir.
Vader: You're a Stormtrooper and you have a peace symbol painted on your armor. What's that supposed to be, some kind of sick joke?
Trooper Joker: No, sir.
Vader: You'd better get your head and your ass wired together, or I will take a giant shit on you!
Trooper Joker: Yes, sir.
Vader: Now answer my question or you'll be standing tall before the Emperor.
Trooper Joker: I think I was trying to suggest something about the duality of the force, sir.
Vader: The what?
Trooper Joker: The duality of the force. The Yoda thing, sir.
Vader: Whose side are you on, son?
Trooper Joker: Our side, sir.
Vader: Don't you love your Empire?
Trooper Joker: Yes, sir.
Vader: Then how about getting with the program? Why don't you jump on the team and come on in for the big win?