Goldie Comer, a recent widow, was sitting on a Florida beach near Miami.She
was attempting to strike up a conversation with an elderlygentleman, who was
on a blanket next to her, reading a book...
"Hello sir", she interrupted, "how are you today"?
"Fine, thank you", he responded, and turned back to reading his book.
"I love the beach, do you come here often?? she asked.
"First time since my wife passed away last year", he replied.
"Do you live around here", she asked?
"Yes", he answered, returning to his book.
Goldie persisted..."do you like pussycats"?
With that, the man threw his book down, jumped up off his blanket, onto hers,
whipped off his & hers swimsuits and gave her the ride of herlife. As the
cloud of sand began to settle, Goldie asked the man,
"how did you know that is what I wanted"?
He replied, "How did you know my name was Katz"?
[:D]