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Posted: 8/29/2004 9:18:42 PM EDT
What is there to do? Get a haircut in the morning, go over to CTD and get some more mags and XM193, and pick out something nice to wear.
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Posted: 8/29/2004 9:21:36 PM EDT
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I always see someone here say "Put it in her pooper and post pics"
Who is it that always says that here... |
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Posted: 8/29/2004 9:22:41 PM EDT
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Uhhh......No way!
Ben |
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Posted: 8/29/2004 9:22:54 PM EDT
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Whats is this date thing?
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Posted: 8/29/2004 9:24:07 PM EDT
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What about "this thread is worthless without pics!" |
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Posted: 8/29/2004 9:24:28 PM EDT
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hehehehe
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Posted: 8/29/2004 9:25:03 PM EDT
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+1 |
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Posted: 8/29/2004 9:25:25 PM EDT
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I remember dating once
 it was a long time agoHave fun |
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Posted: 8/29/2004 9:25:25 PM EDT
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You taking her shooting? Sounds like my kind of cheerleader!
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Posted: 8/29/2004 9:27:07 PM EDT
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Put away the Rophy, Ruffles, Roofies, Ruffies, Ruff Up, Rib, Roach 2, R2, R2-Do-U, Roche, Rope, Ropies, Circles, Circes, Forget It, Forget-Me-pill, Mexican Valium and stay away from those young girls.
MT 
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Posted: 8/29/2004 9:27:21 PM EDT
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I don't think she's into firearms, but I bet if I took her shooting she'd love it She told me she likes a man who reloads !Ben |
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Posted: 8/29/2004 9:32:49 PM EDT
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Joe took his blind date to the carnival. "What would you like to do first, Kim?" asked Joe. "I want to get weighed," she said. They ambled over to the weight guesser. He guessed 120 pounds. She got on the scale; it read 117 and she won a prize. Next the couple went on the Ferris wheel. When the ride was over, Joe again asked Kim what she would like to do. "I want to get weighed," she said. Back to the weight guesser they went. Since they had been there before, he guessed her correct weight, and Joe lost his dollar. The couple walked around the carnival and again he asked where to next. "I want to get weighed," she responded. By this time, Joe figured she was really weird and took her home early, dropping her off with a handshake. Her roommate, Laura, asked her about the blind date, "How'd it go?" Kim responded, "Oh, Waura, it was wousy."
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Posted: 8/29/2004 9:44:15 PM EDT
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I think Jesus would be a little upset if I did his daughter
. Just a little. Maybe brimstone and hail with smite when I walk out, who knows!Ben |
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Posted: 8/29/2004 9:50:50 PM EDT
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Cheerleader huh .......... OK I fixed your post for ya
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Posted: 8/29/2004 10:31:43 PM EDT
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VIRGIN MAN! THINK VIRGIN!
Ben |
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Posted: 8/29/2004 10:33:05 PM EDT
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Overrated. |
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Posted: 8/29/2004 10:35:28 PM EDT
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Dude, just put on a nice leisure suit with some platform shoes, a Members Only jacket, feather cut your hair and you'll get LUCKY tonight!!
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Posted: 8/29/2004 10:41:47 PM EDT
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I find it hard to tell whether you are joking or whether you are being serious.
Ben |
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Posted: 8/29/2004 10:48:05 PM EDT
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The leisure suit worked for me once.
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Posted: 8/29/2004 10:59:30 PM EDT
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+1 for the leisure suit.
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Posted: 8/30/2004 4:10:33 AM EDT
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dont forget to do a little "man-scaping" downstairs!!!
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Posted: 8/30/2004 4:12:43 AM EDT
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This thread is useless without pics!!!
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Posted: 8/30/2004 4:17:39 AM EDT
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The only advantage of virgins is that you can be Captain Kirk....to boldly go where no man has gone before!
I've had one virgin. That's my fair share. Training her to enjoy sex was really a lot of fun, and very gratifying when she finally "got it" and nearly shattered my eardrums in the process! Oh yeah! Give her something to cheer about! My fortunes in love have made a drastic change recently (mostly because I've gone back on the hunt!) and I'll tell you now, that THIS works: Openness and honesty. CJ |
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Posted: 8/30/2004 4:26:02 AM EDT
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Everyone should have the opportunity to train at least one. It is great when they "get it" and then can't wait to get it again and again. |
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Posted: 8/30/2004 4:26:23 AM EDT
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Come up with a scheme so that she brings along "the outfit".
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Posted: 8/30/2004 4:44:04 AM EDT
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Give her something to cheer about!
and take one for the team! |
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Posted: 8/30/2004 5:58:59 AM EDT
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Ding, Ding, Ding....We have a winner. "Do it....Do it" |
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Posted: 8/30/2004 6:01:32 AM EDT
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Pooper...pics...
 'nuff said.
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Posted: 8/30/2004 6:04:18 AM EDT
[#28]
 Watch "Tao of Steve" before you go. Be a "Steve" not a "Stu". |
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Posted: 8/30/2004 6:04:25 AM EDT
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How 'bout you just treat her nice and try to show her a good time, and see where thing go?
<----walking off now, shocked at having such a novel idea.
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Posted: 8/30/2004 6:12:52 AM EDT
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Posted: 8/30/2004 6:16:13 AM EDT
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Mmmmmm,Cheerleaders.Nothing beats a well built sweater monkey in the sack....unless,that is ....two sweater monkeys in the sack at one time.
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Posted: 8/30/2004 6:23:05 AM EDT
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If you can't/wont "stuff it in her pooper and then post pics", at least make her take a barium enema.
And THEN post pics. |
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Posted: 8/30/2004 6:26:49 AM EDT
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Whoever get the chance to post it first. In this case, it'd be you! |
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Posted: 8/30/2004 6:37:18 AM EDT
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Dont lick her hello.
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Posted: 8/30/2004 7:17:32 AM EDT
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You don't put it in, you stuff it in. Scheesh. |
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Posted: 8/30/2004 7:27:05 AM EDT
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Give her 2 or 3 for the Team , Then post pics
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Posted: 8/30/2004 7:36:39 AM EDT
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I think that's what I'm going to do. I also have her picture, if it helps. It was when she was 16 tho, she never gave me this year's photo. Just add a year mentally to the photo and it'll all be good. Ben |
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Posted: 8/30/2004 7:43:22 AM EDT
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just don't be needy.
COnfident. Make the decisions on what you are doing. TXL |
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Posted: 8/30/2004 7:48:10 AM EDT
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Yeah - but now that it's been done on arfcom, it somehow has lost its fascination. Gerywolf is my hero!!!
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Posted: 8/30/2004 7:52:56 AM EDT
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How about now we say...
Give her a Dirty Sanchez, and post pics? |
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Posted: 8/30/2004 8:00:55 AM EDT
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I don 't think they are quite the same thing. |
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Posted: 8/30/2004 8:17:01 AM EDT
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Posted: 8/30/2004 8:36:21 AM EDT
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Fadedsun:
Just remember, 15 gets you 20, and just about the same for anyone under 18 (if you're not also under 18). Kharn |
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Posted: 8/30/2004 1:14:41 PM EDT
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17 is legal in Texas. BTW..I am 18.
Ben |
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Posted: 8/30/2004 1:21:24 PM EDT
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Make us proud. Bang her like a drum, then post pics
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Posted: 8/30/2004 1:33:58 PM EDT
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And she can cheer: "SIS A BOOM BAH SIS A BOOM BAH FADED SUN'S THE FIRST ONE RAH RAH RAW!" Make sure she lands in a split, right in your osculatory regions....      
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Posted: 8/30/2004 3:03:14 PM EDT
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Thank you, thank you - I'll be giving Barium Enemas all week. Try the veal, its great!
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Posted: 8/30/2004 3:27:06 PM EDT
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Get Alcohol
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Posted: 8/30/2004 6:39:43 PM EDT
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. Just got back. Nope, no consumption of pie. (not that I would have, but ohwell) Had a great time tho, took her to a movie and then a quick change of plans-her dad called and asked that I join them for dinner. So I did.Ben |
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Posted: 8/30/2004 6:50:55 PM EDT
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And...... 
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