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Posted: 8/28/2004 1:24:59 AM EDT
Ok, so I have an aquaintance come over to help pick up my ceiling (uhh, it fell in from getting wet, still got roof over head. )..
He makes a couple comments about the guns and ammo about here and there and I just kinda move past it tryin to get the house back to something relative to "normal". Then, he went and asked straight out "What do you need all of these guns for????" My God. Where do I start. I kicked it off with "they are fun". Response: "you like killing people?" So I tried to explain that I have the guns because I have the right to, and chix dig them. He pointed out that most chix are afraid of guns, just like him. I guess I have to give him a point there, but I tried. Then he saw my NRA Hat and stickers, and he said, solemnly/straightfaced that "9/11 wasn't terrorists, it was the NRA trying to get everybody to have guns" I kinda had to grab a beer or 27 at that point, because that is the absolute most insane concocted idea I have EVER heard! (Yes, EVEN ON ARF!) What is worse is that I am in like South Dakota, where everybody has a gun, and this guy is a bouncer at a bar. He has been over many times, he has never actually shot guns, but he didn't know what all I had until they were stacked up in the living room due to the problem. (Well, and Chameleon being temporarily homeless, but that is a different story...) Suddenly, I am the equivalent to a jihadist in his mind. So after I finished my beer(s) and could thus lower my IQ to converse with such logic, I tried to ask about how the fuck he came to this "conclusion". Answer: Bush did it. Uhhh... He went on to detail how we supported Afghanistan and Iran and hated Iran, and now are completely switched on "sides". I told him those were different years, and a thing called the "Cold War" between us and the USSR was over. (You kids prolly don't know that we actually DID have "nuke drills" in gradeschool....) He discounted all of that and said the war is about OIL. I wouldn't bother posting, but this is as insane if not more insane than most of the drivel on d u! I think I know the bastard that is gonna vote for Dashle this time.... again. Anybody else here had wind of this "story" with the NRA???? |
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Yes...yes I do like killing people.
THAT would be my answer SGatr15 |
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I'm with sarge on this one. |
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The only response I've ever been able to come up with that shuts those asshats up is this: "It isn't about need. If I ever needed something like this [holds FAL]; it would be a pretty shitty time to start shopping for one, wouldn't it?" Even the densest mind can make sense of that, given a few seconds. eta - The other one I've heard here shuts people up too. "I came into this world screaming and covered in somebody else's blood. I've got no problem going out the same way." |
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Listen... don't worry about it.
He's an idiot. You got your ceiling picked up. What more do you want?..... a logical conclusion from an idiot who couldn't get out of helping a family member fix his ceiling. I say... if you ignore this idiots crap.. then you win. The idiot remains an idiot... and you stay dry when it rains outside. Life is good!! |
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Good answer - move to the head of the class. |
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I like this... I like this a lot. Using it in the future. - BG |
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Could I borrow that screaming and covered in someone elses blood quote for...well my signature on multiple forums? I'll give credit where it's due!!
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Thanks 82nd & BUCC.
The first one is original. Maybe the only one I've ever come with here that people like. |
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You can't borrow it from me. I swiped it from someone here....don't remember who. |
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Thank you. That's a keeper! |
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This is no joke, we have a guy at work who has been talking since 9/11 that it was the Columbians.
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I really worry about the state of our country with people like this. |
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possible responses:
"get the F__K out of my house " "shut your pie hole and pick this shit up" "dont come into my house and disrepect me by talking shit about my lifestyle when i didnt ask for you opinion" |
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+1 |
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maybe hes indulged in to much Columbia's famous national product fried his brain something fierce. |
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Brass, I've got morons like your "Friend" at work.They believe everything in the media is true and therefore they are anti-Bush, anti-gun, anti-common sense.There's no reasoning with them, so I just ignore them or leave the lunch room when the anti rhetoric pops up.I am now the only Pro-Bush supporter in the company of 9.
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brass,
If he's that stupid, just print something up on the 1st of Nov. that says the voting schedule has changed and that Republicans are to vote on Nov. 2nd and Democrats are to vote on Nov. 3rd. |
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Me too, but my first choice is to use the chainsaw. |
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"SAy hello to my leedle Frien' " How the heck did he reason out the columbians? Jeeze /Phil |
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It doesn't surprise me....he IS a bouncer. Total meathead position. Just pray he doesn't breed.
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When I encounter people like this, I say one thing, "Look, it doesn't matter what I say to you or prove to you, does it? You won't change your mind anyway, so why waste my time and oxygen" - that always pisses them off.
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Obviously your friend is out of calibration. In order to calibrate him, try bitch slapping him until he seems sane.
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Offer to pay for him to have a vasectomy. He can have all the sex he wants without subjecting us to possible propagation of his DNA. Win/win situation. |
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When "Head-up-their-ass liberals ask you the "What do you need all these guns for?".The reply that I use is."Well,you gotta have one for every window in your house don't you?" That pisses them off even more.I throughly enjoy muddying up a fool's water.
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Apparently he thinks th US has been messing around too much down there, trying to stop drugs and such. As far as the 9/11 hijackers, the Columbians were able to basically sub-contract out to them. Go figure! He's not on drugs now, our job is under FAA, but he used to be into meth years ago. Strange thing about him, he is actually one of the smartest people I've met, except for this BS. |
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Hey! I was a bouncer, that is how I know him! I have known this guy for like over 2 years, and never talked politics or anything else, not a "friend", just a guy I know that can carry a bunch of heavy crap (needed for ceiling). When he actually started talking about what he thought, I felt like I was having a conversation with Michael Moore or something worse. His "opinions" are entirely given to him from the media, as all of his statements were nothing of "local nature". Maybe that is why most all my "Friends" are random states and I know them by their posting name or avatar. Sidenote: He is also a manager at a Coca Cola outlet, is married to a knockout financial advisor, and has 2 kids, and a nice house with 3 cars and a Harely. Basically the kind of person who isn't a fool, and you would just assume is republican... I still have no clue where/how he got the whole "NRA Did It" thing in his mind. NRA is a kind of "well known" thing in SD, but in a Good Way... I was wondering if it was mentioned by Mr. Moore's excellent documentaries or something (I aint gonna look to find out, I felt ill enough after the conversation) |
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Any or all of those are acceptable. Remember the Alamo, and God Bless Texas... |
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A product of Micheal Moore school of high(er) learning.
Look around at how many people want to believe in such things - UFO aductions, government mind control, Elvis is alive, Fairies (the ones with wings not on Miami's South Beach), magic crystals, Kabala controlled banks ... the level of mental illness in the world is not getting smaller. Your friend probably isn't sick he's just not that much of a critical thinker - and there's not much wrong with that as the world needs sheep too. |
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Intellect/genius often comes bundled with insanity in a two-for-one deal. That's why people who can deal with astrophysics can also enjoy Art Bell. Remember the Alamo, and God Bless Texas... |
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Your "friend" is a goddamn lunatic. He doesn't need to be walking around free.
Seriously. He needs professional fucking help. SG |
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I had a girl friend ask me the same question when she stumbled upon my vanity web site and caught links to here. It was all over pretty damn fast after that. I added a page just for this very question: -------------------------- Gee Paul, why to you have the need to own such a (choose one or more:) ugly, powerful, black, evil, dangerous, and quick firing rifle(s) to hunt with? A: First off I have a right to own such firearms and when we start talking about how one feels about my need to a right, things get very dangerous very fast. One never has to justify a right. See, I don?t feel that you have a need for a car that travels faster than 65 miles per hour, a video camera that can make child pornography, a church, temple or synagogue different than mine, access to books that I don?t feel good about, or to have more children, the need to vote ... can you see where this all leads? Secondly, I don?t hunt and neither does the argument that the Second Amendment is about hunting. Don?t be so stupid to think that the Constitution guarantees our right to hunt, it instead gives us the tools to keep our government in balance. Thomas Jefferson, quoting Cesare Beccaria, ?Laws that forbid the carrying of arms... disarm only those who are neither inclined nor determined to commit crimes... Such laws make things worse for the assaulted and better for the assailants; they serve rather to encourage than to prevent homicides, for an unarmed man may be attacked with greater confidence than an armed man.? Taking a rifle from my safe will not prevent some doped up gang banger from doing yet another drive by shooting over drug territory using a gun bought illegally. There are some pretty clear laws prohibiting murder yet it continues so why continue to pass more gun laws attempting to prevent murder? The number one weapon of choice (by a wide margin) continues to be hands and feet (FBI crime statistics) yet the media?s major focus is on so called ?assault weapons?, which according to the FBI facts are used in less than one percent of killings. Quite clearly the Founding Fathers were most strongly for law abiding citizens owning military firearms. To quote James Madison ?The Constitution preserved the advantage of being armed which Americans possess over the people of almost every other nation .... (where) the governments are afraid to trust the people with arms?. Again quoting one of the patriots who risked everything throwing off an oppressive governement: ?The Constitution shall never be construed to authorize Congress to prevent the people of the United States, who are peaceable citizens, from keeping their own arms.? Samuel Adams Words mean something and despite the best efforts of some to change their meanings or to completely ignore them in some cases the Constitution is still the supreme law of the land. The loss of a single child is a tragic - the loss of the freedom to suppress a tyrannical government is a tragedy on a much larger scale. ------------------- But as soon as you start quoting the Founding Fathers you lose 98% of the liberals as they just think that they were a group of rich white slave owners and their thoughts and deeds are worthless because of that belief. |
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Now I know why I try to stay away from South Dakota. Our neighbors to the south are a little nutty.
This guy must be a huge Daschle supporter. I wouldn't doubt he is part of the re-election campaign. |
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Just let him shoot some of the guns, should fix him right up. You got any friends with machineguns?
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And his vote will cancel out your vote. That, my friend, is the scariest part of the situation.
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I'm going to Colombia a week after gunstock. Let your friend know I'll investigate the theory while I'm there. All the liberals I know just spout the usual BS you hear, I don't know any crazies. |
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I don't know if I'd trust him with a loaded weapon. His stated belifs make it pretty clear he's unstable. Remember the Alamo, and God Bless Texas... |
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Well, it couldn't possibly have been the Muslims. They're the Religion of Peace, after all. Anyone can see that they're all about peace and love and pink fuzzy bunnies. Therefore, it's got to be someone else. Who could it be? Let's see, what's the most evil organization in the world? I know - it must have been the NRA. I'll bet they wanted to stir up hatred against innocent Muslims. They're racist, after all (I know it's true because Michael Moore told me so). And since they're a tiny, extremist organization, they can only make things happen through acts of terror, which they have been committing for the last 20 years. And since there's a Republican in the White House, the whole thing must be about Oil. Yup, it makes perfect sense.
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If they aren't a complete houseplant, I try to engage them with...
"Well, this one I put together out of parts, refinished it myself, turned, threaded and chambered the barrel. That one I restocked myself..." A lot of the time, these head jobs are into carpentry or hotrods or something and they sometimes "get it"! If you just want to screw with him, when he asks about killing people, say, "Oh no! I just keep 'em around..." Then with exagerated casualness say something like, "Oh by the way, could you help me move the freezer in the basement?" Then usher him forward, pick up a gun and follow him. See if he is "engaged" enough to not walk around the house three times trying to get into the basement! Arc |
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The first two exactly with another one, when asked what I needed all the guns for. NUNYA And then the question NUNYA? NUNYA FUCKIN BUSINESS, now "shut your pie hole and pick this shit up" or "get the F__K out of my house " |
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That is why I invited you over here today..... |
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fizassist had it as his sigline on pre-ban for a while, and I used it for my "34 years ago today" birthday thread in April. It is free to use AFAIK, orginally attributed to fizassist, not sure who he stole it from. |
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Hahaha, great answer! |
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Be sure that when you say it you get a rear serious look on your face and develop your 1000yd stare then shake your head real fast and "snap out of it" and carry on like nothing happened... S.O. |
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Be careful down there, they probably still don't like us. |
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acquaintance, not "Friend", I thought I clarified that. I nearly did say "Dude, get the fuck outta my house" when he started listing off what all Bush has done wrong and how the NRA is a terrorist group, throwing out the random D U type logic and trying to sound like he knew what he was talking about... Still, if I need to move, I will still call him. It kinda neat to see a liberal actually work. |
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"Some people need killin'"
"He needed killin'" is a legitamate defense in the south. |
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