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Posted: 6/13/2004 1:20:57 AM EDT

I woke up at 06:00 hours. dreading the day ahead of me..

My "personal assistant" picked me up in the jeap to take me to my appointment.

Since it was going to be a stressful day I suggested to my driver we help each other "relax"...he wasn't into it.

I saw the check point up ahead...block ing the road.

We got directions to Sgtar15's complex from there and were allowed to pass.

Continued..........

Sgtar15

Posted: 6/13/2004 1:28:24 AM EDT

[#1]

when does barbie make her cameo?

Posted: 6/13/2004 1:30:00 AM EDT

[#2]

sgtar15, have you ever considered you have wayyyyyyyyyyyyyyy to much time on your hands?

Posted: 6/13/2004 1:31:33 AM EDT

[#3]

LMFAO

Posted: 6/13/2004 1:46:26 AM EDT

[#4]

Since it was going to be a stressful day I suggested to my driver we help each other "relax"...he wasn't into it.

Sarge, you are a God among insects!

Posted: 6/13/2004 1:50:35 AM EDT

[#5]

A nice looking Marine showed the way to the office...I could have walked 10 miles behind that boy!

I tried to hid my erection when I got to Sgtar15's office, but I still had that Marines ass on my mind.

I couldn't control myself and started shaking my booty in front of the ol Sarge.....

This made him angry and he called the guards.

Even though they were wrestling me to the ground I was getting pretty excited by having both of these strong men touching me.

Soon they had me face down on the table...I thought the fun was about to start!!!

FUCK..I KNEW it was going to be a bad day....

Sgtar15

Posted: 6/13/2004 1:52:17 AM EDT

[#6]

A Marine with a "Bitch Pad"? NEVER! (The one wearing MARPAT)

ETA: And I used to yell at my daughter when her Barbies were nekkid and she would have them kissing Ken!

G.I. Joe IS NOT a fag! He's here to save the free world and shack up with Barbie when Ken is out of town..Now Ken IS a fag! He ain't got no genetalia!

Posted: 6/13/2004 2:10:22 AM EDT

[#7]

You need professional help.

Colt_SBR

Posted: 6/13/2004 2:56:06 AM EDT

[#8]

Quoted:
You need professional help.

smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/3/3_2_7.gif

Colt_SBR

Professional help has been tried and it did not work. He is a lost cause.

Posted: 6/13/2004 3:15:53 AM EDT

[#9]

Dude....I am at a loss for words.

Not sure which is most disturbing -

That you have dolls

That you play with dolls

That you took all the time and effort to assemble this post.

Its got to be your meds.

Posted: 6/13/2004 3:19:31 AM EDT

[#10]

Wow....

Posted: 6/13/2004 3:46:35 AM EDT

[#11]

Did you make the furniture?

Posted: 6/13/2004 3:50:03 AM EDT

[#12]

all gay............all day

Posted: 6/13/2004 4:10:40 AM EDT

[#13]

Dudes are disturbed. But yes, it was funny.

Posted: 6/13/2004 4:17:21 AM EDT

[#14]

Stupidist post I've ever seen. You win Sgtar15!

Posted: 6/13/2004 4:41:13 AM EDT

[#15]

Quoted:
Stupidist post I've ever seen. You win Sgtar15!

stupid my ass, took a lot of time and thought to do this post. didin't you guys ever play with gi joes when you were kids?? of course we didn't have gi joes, just the bag of a thousand little green soilders in various positions. i always liked the prone sniper myself. drop a cherry bomb on the enemy and you had artillery

Posted: 6/13/2004 4:49:18 AM EDT

[#16]

Quoted:
Quoted:
Stupidist post I've ever seen. You win Sgtar15!

stupid my ass, took a lot of time and thought to do this post. didin't you guys ever play with gi joes when you were kids?? of course we didn't have gi joes, just the bag of a thousand little green soilders in various positions. i always liked the prone sniper myself. drop a cherry bomb on the enemy and you had artillery

I wont comment on what happens to those little green men, when your and your friend take the large battlefield scene that was made as a class project out of a large flat piece of styrofoam, etc, and fill the large ditch in it with alcohol based cologne, and light it in an attempt to simulate a napalm attack.

Posted: 6/13/2004 4:59:21 AM EDT

[#17]

Geezus Boy!!!

Posted: 6/13/2004 5:03:01 AM EDT

[#18]

How much time did you spend putting all of that together?

Posted: 6/13/2004 5:10:37 AM EDT

[#19]

That was good

Posted: 6/13/2004 5:32:23 AM EDT

[#20]

just damn.......

Posted: 6/13/2004 5:35:23 AM EDT

[#21]

You play with dolls.

Posted: 6/13/2004 5:40:47 AM EDT

[#22]

Never know what you are gonna find around here early on a Sunday morning...

Posted: 6/13/2004 5:48:01 AM EDT

[#23]

Sounds like Sgt has given up on his meds and statred snorting sawdust and sniffing paint fumes.

Posted: 6/13/2004 5:48:26 AM EDT

[#24]

Your genius is stunning, as always.

Posted: 6/13/2004 5:49:47 AM EDT

[#25]

Quoted:
Quoted:
Stupidist post I've ever seen. You win Sgtar15!

stupid my ass, took a lot of time and thought to do this post. didin't you guys ever play with gi joes when you were kids?? of course we didn't have gi joes, just the bag of a thousand little green soilders in various positions. i always liked the prone sniper myself. drop a cherry bomb on the enemy and you had artillery

I was only giging him for saying that about one of my post, he doeas however now were the crown for that from some of his other post.

Posted: 6/13/2004 7:00:38 AM EDT

[#26]

SGTAR15... you need your own TV show.

Posted: 6/13/2004 7:42:04 AM EDT

[#27]

Quoted:
... didin't you guys ever play with gi joes when you were kids?? ....

OK, so Sgtar15 is a kid. I got it.

Posted: 6/13/2004 7:44:31 AM EDT

[#28]

Just say NO to G.I. Joe faggotry!

Posted: 6/13/2004 7:48:02 AM EDT

[#29]

OUTSTANDING

Posted: 6/13/2004 7:58:34 AM EDT

[#30]

Quoted:
You play with dolls.

... and make them act out your homosexual fantasy.

Posted: 6/13/2004 7:58:52 AM EDT

[#31]

Posted: 6/13/2004 8:18:55 AM EDT

[#32]

Quoted:
Did you make the furniture?

YEs...just some basic simple stuff. I have more...including a "Kill House" I made for them.

Sgtar15

Posted: 6/13/2004 8:37:18 AM EDT

[#33]

Don't you have a GI-Jane to throw into the mix? Or are your guys strictly gay??

Posted: 6/13/2004 8:51:27 AM EDT

[#34]

A few years ago myself and friends of mine (married couple with kids) got REALLY drunk one weekend and made a stop motion porno video featuring Ken and Barbie.

We were laughing so hard we could hardly do it. The results were worth it!

No copy survived as because even though we were drunk off our asses, we still had enough sense to erase it the next day. Try explaining THAT tape to the kids if they found it.

Posted: 6/13/2004 8:53:20 AM EDT

[#35]

Quoted:
Don't you have a GI-Jane to throw into the mix? Or are your guys strictly gay??

Only theRedGoat Doll is gay. That why the rest kicked his ass.

I have 13 action figures. All have names from the ARFCOM board here.

SGatr15

Posted: 6/13/2004 8:54:31 AM EDT

[#36]

Quoted:
Dude....I am at a loss for words.

Not sure which is most disturbing -

That you have dolls

That you play with dolls

That you took all the time and effort to assemble this post.

Its got to be your meds.

(Eric Forman) They are not dolls, they are ACTION FIGURES! (Eric Forman)

Posted: 6/13/2004 8:58:12 AM EDT

[#37]

LMAO!!!

Posted: 6/13/2004 9:11:55 AM EDT

[#38]

absolutely well done...dis hits for you! for all the things you do! dis Bud's for you!

Posted: 6/13/2004 9:25:16 AM EDT

[#39]

Quoted:
Quoted:
Dude....I am at a loss for words.

Not sure which is most disturbing -

That you have dolls

That you play with dolls

That you took all the time and effort to assemble this post.

Its got to be your meds.

(Eric Forman) They are not dolls, they are ACTION FIGURES! (Eric Forman)

I love that show.

Posted: 6/13/2004 9:27:22 AM EDT

[#40]

I'll bet RedGoat drives a VW Beetle.

Posted: 6/13/2004 9:33:20 AM EDT

[#41]

Quoted:
Quoted:
Don't you have a GI-Jane to throw into the mix? Or are your guys strictly gay??

Only theRedGoat Doll is gay. That why the rest kicked his ass.

I have 13 action figures. All have names from the ARFCOM board here.

SGatr15

So when does your Rachel F doll come out to play!??

I can almost see the wheels turning in your head.............

Posted: 6/13/2004 10:18:54 AM EDT

[#42]

Wow, that was some funny shit.

Can we see all the ~~dolls~~ action figures with names, please?

Posted: 6/13/2004 10:22:03 AM EDT

[#43]

Quoted:
Wow, that was some funny shit.

Can we see all the ~~dolls~~ action figures with names, please?

Stay tuned tonight....

Sgtar15

Posted: 6/13/2004 10:29:38 AM EDT

[#44]

It's the water he's been drinking. Didn't you guys hear there's been a break in the dyke near his home. Next he'll be howling at the moon.

news.bbc.co.uk/2/shared/spl/hi/entertainment/02/wallace_and_gromit/front_page/html/default.stm

Wallace and Gromit. The one with the penguin was classic. I'm sure the others are too. Sarge's secret BUD.

Posted: 6/13/2004 10:33:40 AM EDT

[#45]

OUTSTANDING!

Posted: 6/13/2004 10:34:59 AM EDT

[#46]

Posted: 6/13/2004 10:35:17 AM EDT

[#47]

Quoted:
Quoted:
Don't you have a GI-Jane to throw into the mix? Or are your guys strictly gay??

Only theRedGoat Doll is gay. That why the rest kicked his ass.

I have 13 action figures. All have names from the ARFCOM board here.

SGatr15

now that IS scary!