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Posted: 6/24/2017 1:41:40 PM EDT

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Posted: 6/24/2017 1:43:09 PM EDT

[#1]

You're a dick.

I like you.

Posted: 6/24/2017 1:43:38 PM EDT

[#2]

Total shitbird behavior.

Posted: 6/24/2017 1:43:53 PM EDT

[#3]

FPNI

Posted: 6/24/2017 1:44:27 PM EDT

[#4]

Are you still hard?

Posted: 6/24/2017 1:44:50 PM EDT

[#5]

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Posted: 6/24/2017 1:45:19 PM EDT

[#6]

Never know when the next attempt at victory will be your last. Good luck.

Posted: 6/24/2017 1:45:49 PM EDT

[#7]

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I usually go about 5-15 over the speed limit, so I am by no means grandpa poke, but if somebody decides to tailgates me at these speeds, I will ruin their day.

I don't care if it's the left, center or right lane.

You don't speed up behind me all aggressively trying to make me switch lanes
Because I won't move over for you

You don't flash your lights
Because I won't move over for you

You don't intimidate me in any way
Because I won't move over for you

I don't care how lifted your truck is
I don't care how fast your sports car is
I don't care how angry of a single mom in an SUV you are

99 drivers have challenged me, all have lost
Today I defeated my 100th opponent.

Show patience and respect and I'll move over
Anything else and you'll be my 101st victory.

Boxing in tailgaters is probably one of my favorite things about driving.

I'm on a 2 lane interstate in the left lane passing a couple minivans. Douchey vehicle comes charging up my ass going 95 and riding my bumper... nothing gets me harder than pulling up directly beside one of those vans, matching their speed, throwing on cruise control, and watching the idiot behind me rage for the next 10 minutes. If he submits, and acknowledges that I am in control by getting off my bumper, I will then give him his lane. Some people learn quickly, others don't.

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I like your style, you and I would get along great.

Posted: 6/24/2017 1:45:52 PM EDT

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Total shitbird behavior.

Posted: 6/24/2017 1:46:03 PM EDT

[#9]

When assholes collide? Just assume they have something important happening and speed up and move over. It's polite and less dangerous.

Posted: 6/24/2017 1:46:36 PM EDT

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Posted: 6/24/2017 1:46:43 PM EDT

[#11]

I'm with ya CI. Knights of the highway! Insisting on chivalry and common curtesy for all. One day, the hearts of Men may fail.

But today, is Not that Day!

Posted: 6/24/2017 1:48:31 PM EDT

[#12]

Don't do it in FL or WA.

If you do, you'll get pulled over for impeding traffic, no matter how fast/slow you are going.

Troll post.

Posted: 6/24/2017 1:48:31 PM EDT

[#13]

Come to Georgia and pull that shit in the left lane in front of an unmarked unit. He will school you on what a smart guy you are!

Posted: 6/24/2017 1:48:48 PM EDT

[#14]

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this.

people are Cray Cray these days. someday somebody will follow you and stop your games.

drive nice and play nice, its not that hard.

Posted: 6/24/2017 1:48:55 PM EDT

[#15]

I bet you are hoot when someone fails to use their turn signal.

Posted: 6/24/2017 1:49:32 PM EDT

[#16]

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Did you see where the OP is from?

Hint: it is GA.

Posted: 6/24/2017 1:49:38 PM EDT

[#17]

i has a pair of miniguns on remote in the back of my miata. had to get special springs/shocks to support them and the ammo. system is automated, fuck with me and i turn you and your family it road-jello.

you might have done a hundred, i've done thousands.

i plan to replace the miniguns with an old wwII tank turret flame-thrower. gonna need a bigger vehicle though. cant wait to put vids of roasting ragers on youtube. you get extra points/multipliers if the tailgater has kids that you turn into jello, get an entire family for even more points.

whats your score? do you have a youtube channel?

Posted: 6/24/2017 1:49:48 PM EDT

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Posted: 6/24/2017 1:49:49 PM EDT

[#19]

Whatever happened to not driving in the passing lane when you're not passing?

Posted: 6/24/2017 1:49:56 PM EDT

[#20]

Yeah fuck the rules of the road.

Because it's okay if an accident is caused-- you've got a RIGHT to linger in the left lane.

Knots of traffic behind you? Fuck them. You should strive to irritate as many people as possible, all of whom are driving large hunks of metal at high speed with just a few feet separating them.

We need moar asses like you.

Posted: 6/24/2017 1:50:06 PM EDT

[#21]

Pass the person or GTFO of the left lane.

No matter what speed

Posted: 6/24/2017 1:50:22 PM EDT

[#22]

Passive aggression. Certainly less dangerous than brake-checking.

Posted: 6/24/2017 1:50:23 PM EDT

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Posted: 6/24/2017 1:50:46 PM EDT

[#24]

In 2012 I sliced my wrist open on accident causing me to have two surgeries, I was bleeding. A lot. My wife was taking me to the ER, as I was turning white in the passenger seat, on the verge of passing out. She was driving at a pretty good clip when she got stuck behind someone in the left lane who would not move out of the way and did the same thing that you did, tried to box her in with a truck. She ended up passing on the shoulder to get around the guy just in time to scoot all the way over to make the exit to the hospital.

The point is, you have no clue what is going on in the vehicle behind you, it could be an emergency. If faster traffic is coming, just move over. It is not your job to police the traffic around you.

Posted: 6/24/2017 1:50:52 PM EDT

[#25]

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I am in Georgia. I can easily spot unmarked impalas and explorers from miles away.

Unmarked police cars can not legally pull me over in Georgia, so it would be an added bonus to get a nice settlement if he decided to break the law

Posted: 6/24/2017 1:50:58 PM EDT

[#26]

Yeah troll thread sorry I fell for it.

Posted: 6/24/2017 1:51:09 PM EDT

[#27]

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There is this.

As difficult as it is for me (boy, do I have a temper!

), I have resolved to not respond to douchey behavior. I simply ignore tailgaters, get past whoever I was trying to get past, and get over. To my mind, 65+ mph with vehicles that weigh tons is not the place to play chicken.

Posted: 6/24/2017 1:51:19 PM EDT

[#28]

Classic passive-aggressive.

Posted: 6/24/2017 1:51:38 PM EDT

[#29]

You keep count? You actually keep a running count of this shit?

Posted: 6/24/2017 1:51:39 PM EDT

[#30]

Your behavior would get you a well earned ticket here in Colorado. GTFO of the left hand lane.

Posted: 6/24/2017 1:51:55 PM EDT

[#31]

Thing is, I bet you think you don't initiate the confrontation, but I bet you often do.

Posted: 6/24/2017 1:52:13 PM EDT

[#32]

If you do it in the passing lane you're a faggot, center/right I wouldn't care. Maybe you'll get one of those people who don't give a rip in the left lane spin you one day and all those "victories" will be mighty pointless

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Posted: 6/24/2017 1:52:18 PM EDT

[#33]

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I usually go about 5-15 over the speed limit, so I am by no means grandpa poke, but if somebody decides to tailgates me at these speeds, I will ruin their day.

I don't care if it's the left, center or right lane.

You don't speed up behind me all aggressively trying to make me switch lanes
Because I won't move over for you

You don't flash your lights
Because I won't move over for you

You don't intimidate me in any way
Because I won't move over for you

I don't care how lifted your truck is
I don't care how fast your sports car is
I don't care how angry of a single mom in an SUV you are

99 drivers have challenged me, all have lost
Today I defeated my 100th opponent.

Show patience and respect and I'll move over
Anything else and you'll be my 101st victory.

Boxing in tailgaters is probably one of my favorite things about driving.

I'm on a 2 lane interstate in the left lane passing a couple minivans. Douchey vehicle comes charging up my ass going 95 and riding my bumper... nothing gets me harder than pulling up directly beside one of those vans, matching their speed, throwing on cruise control, and watching the idiot behind me rage for the next 10 minutes. If he submits, and acknowledges that I am in control by getting off my bumper, I will then give him his lane. Some people learn quickly, others don't.

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Brother???

Posted: 6/24/2017 1:52:27 PM EDT

[#34]

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Come to Georgia and pull that shit in the left lane in front of an unmarked unit. He will school you on what a smart guy you are!

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Thanks for the laugh of the day.

Posted: 6/24/2017 1:52:49 PM EDT

[#35]

Posted: 6/24/2017 1:53:19 PM EDT

[#36]

Keep right except for passing in PA thankfully.

Posted: 6/24/2017 1:54:12 PM EDT

[#37]

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In other words: beta cuck!

Posted: 6/24/2017 1:54:42 PM EDT

[#38]

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Your behavior would get you a well earned ticket here in Colorado. GTFO of the left hand lane.

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A wise man once said, "lol".

Posted: 6/24/2017 1:54:49 PM EDT

[#39]

I am willing to bet that OP is a liar.

Posted: 6/24/2017 1:54:57 PM EDT

[#40]

A man of principles.
I like that.
I too am stubborn like a Missouri mule.

Posted: 6/24/2017 1:56:40 PM EDT

[#41]

The OP reminds me the world is full of assholes.

Posted: 6/24/2017 1:56:40 PM EDT

[#42]

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And I do. But if you decide to ride my bumper, then I will win. If I see you coming up behind me at a reasonable pace and you don't ride my ass, I will move over as soon as I can if I am in the passing lane.

Posted: 6/24/2017 1:56:47 PM EDT

[#43]

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You keep count? You actually keep a running count of this shit?

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He cuts notches into the strap of his man purse.

Contrarian I like you, but that's not a cool hobby. It's dangerous, there's nut jobs out there, and one day you may meet someone unstable that takes issue with it.

Posted: 6/24/2017 1:57:14 PM EDT

[#44]

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Pass the person or GTFO of the left lane.

No matter what speed

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(gotta use coarse language so you folks can understand) Where the fuck did OP say he wasn't doing this? He simply said, shitbird, that people driving aggressively behind him, being dangerous assholes, get the treatment they deserve.

Good on you, OP. I did something similar last week on I-75 when I was going 10mph over passing a semi when a flathatter vaping out the window who was going 100+mph came up on me. Since I wasn't about to endanger myself by speeding up even more and he was being an aggressive dick, this guy decided to pass 3 (count that, 3) semis using the shoulder of the road, freaking out one truck driver into an emergency swerve as he did so. Never in my life had I wanted to see someone lose their life so bad as I did that day.

Posted: 6/24/2017 1:57:42 PM EDT

[#45]

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Whatever happened to not driving in the passing lane when you're not passing?

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Passing lane. What's that? I just see a left lane I paid for.

Posted: 6/24/2017 1:58:26 PM EDT

[#46]

Well done OP...

Posted: 6/24/2017 1:58:41 PM EDT

[#47]

I used to be that way too. Until wife had an emergency and I was racing to hospital to get to her. She is fine, its all good, but the people that wouldnt get out of my way made me feel like they were complicit in me not being with my wife when she needed me the most.

Today, it isnt worth being a dick because you never really know what is going on in the other persons head.