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Posted: 5/23/2017 2:00:42 PM EDT
A little while ago someone posted a video of an airdrop where the parachute cabling failed and a number of HummVees fell out of the sky like rain.  $500,000 worth of damage, easy.  Here it is for those who didn't see it:



Now imagine all that was caused by just one clueless guy in the army who screwed up because he didn't know what he was doing I.E. he used duct tape to tie rope ends together.  Or, imagine some idiot in the air force who didn't secure a bomb properly and it fell off the plane and caused a million dollar crater in the runway.  Or, imagine a Marine who drives a tank through an Osprey.  Or imagine someone in the Navy who accidentally launched a torpedo at a ship and it sinks.  Use your imagination on how much of an idiot an idiot can be and who could make a very expensive idiot mistake.  Nobody gets killed but a lot of damage is caused.

So what would the military do to him?  Making him do ten thousand pushups is inadequate punishment for a million dollar crater in a runway.  Would they fine him for the damage and dock his wages for the next thousand years?  Or would that be prison time? Or does this happen all the time and the authorities would just shrug and say "Ah well what can you do?"

Just wondering, since I am not MIL...
Link Posted: 5/23/2017 2:01:44 PM EDT
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Promote them
Link Posted: 5/23/2017 2:02:05 PM EDT
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They'll probly promote him...
Link Posted: 5/23/2017 2:03:18 PM EDT
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Send them to OCS.
Link Posted: 5/23/2017 2:03:42 PM EDT
[#4]
Promote them..
Link Posted: 5/23/2017 2:04:04 PM EDT
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Dishonerable discharge.  Possible courts marshal with serious jail time if there's proof of negligence and not just incompetence.

I heard of several stories about guys screwing up and their actions causing damage if not destruction of aircraft that ended them up spending most of if not all the rest of their lives at Leavenworth.
Link Posted: 5/23/2017 2:04:49 PM EDT
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FPNI
Link Posted: 5/23/2017 2:05:13 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 5/23/2017 2:06:11 PM EDT
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I've talked to people involved with that.

The shit they used to secure it in place passed inspection, but it was actually degraded to the point that it was weak as shit.

They properly secured it, but the material was fucked.
Link Posted: 5/23/2017 2:06:33 PM EDT
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One month pay.
Link Posted: 5/23/2017 2:07:03 PM EDT
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Funny.  I think everyone came here to post the same answer!
Link Posted: 5/23/2017 2:07:27 PM EDT
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FPNI


I've seen it multiple times.
Link Posted: 5/23/2017 2:07:33 PM EDT
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I can't comment on destruction of vehicles but I can say that if you jettison a 240 at 500 feet, it will get pushed under the rug....
Link Posted: 5/23/2017 2:09:38 PM EDT
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They get sent to FT Polk or Ft Hood.

A fate worse than death
Link Posted: 5/23/2017 2:11:12 PM EDT
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They become lifers and decision makers
Link Posted: 5/23/2017 2:11:31 PM EDT
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Send them to the Marine Corps!
Link Posted: 5/23/2017 2:12:18 PM EDT
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Lol, well those humvees are probably the shittiest ones they could find in the unit. So def. not $500k in damage. Shit happens in heavy drop ops. And a team rigs them, not one guy. So more than one may have screwed up here.

But to your point, the idiots typically stay in as long as they can and are careerists. They're the bad leaders who are inept, can't make decisions, etc.
Link Posted: 5/23/2017 2:14:36 PM EDT
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I want to laugh, but cannot because it doesn't surprise me.

Some things are just not worth the paperwork 

 
Link Posted: 5/23/2017 2:14:44 PM EDT
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... hopefully, Ft. Leavenworth
Link Posted: 5/23/2017 2:15:18 PM EDT
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Lol, well those humvees are probably the shittiest ones they could find in the unit. So def. not $500k in damage. Shit happens in heavy drop ops. And a team rigs them, not one guy. So more than one may have screwed up here.

But to your point, the idiots typically stay in as long as they can and are careerists. They're the bad leaders who are inept, can't make decisions, etc.
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Word
Link Posted: 5/23/2017 2:16:38 PM EDT
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Ultimately they get out, move to Arizona and become Senators.
Link Posted: 5/23/2017 2:17:20 PM EDT
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Is that an old video?
Link Posted: 5/23/2017 2:17:43 PM EDT
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If it's anything like the private sector, promotion.
Link Posted: 5/23/2017 2:18:20 PM EDT
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No shit, how many planes did he destroy?
Link Posted: 5/23/2017 2:19:11 PM EDT
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At least two right?

ETA: The actual number seems to be 4, plus by his own admission destroying a set of power lines in Spain and knocking out power to an entire town.
Link Posted: 5/23/2017 2:22:42 PM EDT
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I think you mean the marin crops.
Link Posted: 5/23/2017 2:26:37 PM EDT
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The hummvees fall on the LoadMaster probably. If you screw up often enough and bad enough you'll quite possibly do some time. Usually it's a 'good of the service' discharge or a refusal to train discharge. If it a bunch of little stuff it is lots of extra duty.

Lots of folks get rejected for reenlistment based on things in their fitreps. Would suck to be an E5 with 16 years and on the street - no retirement benefits. But then if you're an E5 with 16 years you're a screw up any way.
Link Posted: 5/23/2017 2:28:29 PM EDT
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Nicely done!







The Ol' Crew Chief
Link Posted: 5/23/2017 2:32:56 PM EDT
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I have been to JRTC.  Worse than death?   Hmmmm.....death would be preferable.
Link Posted: 5/23/2017 2:34:26 PM EDT
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Normally they figure out an excuse to blame someone else and recieve brownie points with higher ups for it, which eventually leads to promotions.
Link Posted: 5/23/2017 2:34:30 PM EDT
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I bet they stopped laughing once they realized that those were their only rides.
Link Posted: 5/23/2017 2:36:27 PM EDT
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Put them in charge.
Link Posted: 5/23/2017 2:37:12 PM EDT
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Lol, well those humvees are probably the shittiest ones they could find in the unit. So def. not $500k in damage. Shit happens in heavy drop ops. And a team rigs them, not one guy. So more than one may have screwed up here.

But to your point, the idiots typically stay in as long as they can and are careerists. They're the bad leaders who are inept, can't make decisions, etc.
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I think you are wrong there.  Those who cannot make decisions don't last very long, it gets noticed and they get run off one way or another.  An incompetent careerist figures out how to not have to make decisions.  Slough it off on someone else, delegate it, cancel the need (exercise, training, etc) that would require a difficult decision.  That commander who will move heaven and earth to not have to approve any risk whatsoever?  That's him.  Taking no chances means you cannot ever have a bad mark on your OER.
Link Posted: 5/23/2017 2:37:57 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 5/23/2017 2:38:44 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 5/23/2017 2:41:10 PM EDT
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they become Chief of Staff
Link Posted: 5/23/2017 2:45:46 PM EDT
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I was always told that experience is the best teacher. Go see a recruiter and get back to us in a few years with a run-down of your career.
Link Posted: 5/23/2017 3:02:42 PM EDT
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They make them transgender. Trannies.
Link Posted: 5/23/2017 3:03:48 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 5/23/2017 3:20:30 PM EDT
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Report of Survey.  If liable, it will come out of his pay.  If he ETS' it will be withheld from any Federal Tax refunds he is supposed to get, until paid off.  DFAS loves to give you a pay slip (LES) saying "No pay due. Debt to U.S. Government"
Link Posted: 5/23/2017 3:25:44 PM EDT
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Holy crap that's funny!

Made my day, thanks!
Link Posted: 5/23/2017 3:27:53 PM EDT
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We gave a bunch of guys administrative discharges in the CG for simply not being worth it. Either idiots, or just failing.
Link Posted: 5/23/2017 3:33:38 PM EDT
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Especially if they are female, gay, minority, can't speak fluent English  and or transgender
Link Posted: 5/23/2017 3:35:17 PM EDT
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Promote them to make them go away.


Or someone just has to suffer through dealing with them for 4 years until they go away.

Link Posted: 5/23/2017 3:35:24 PM EDT
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Lose a couple of Hummers or fuck up an aircraft? Eh, someone might get get some paperwork in their file.
Lose the mirror on the Hummer when you drive to close to a tree limb? No biggie, it's a field loss.
Lose the Jesus pin while you're cleaning your rifle after an FTX? Jesus, Joseph, and Doggy Style Mary, it's your ass now.
Link Posted: 5/23/2017 3:35:45 PM EDT
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You fuck up, you move up. I saw multiple people piss hot one week only to be promoted the next.
Link Posted: 5/23/2017 3:36:44 PM EDT
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I believe there was an SP about 10 years ago who ran his patrol car into a parked F-15 and actually jammed the car underneath the jet.
Florida, IIRC.

here it is:

SP vs. F-15
Link Posted: 5/23/2017 3:39:18 PM EDT
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Very easy to tell who has, and hasn't served based on the responses.
Link Posted: 5/23/2017 3:39:37 PM EDT
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I was in the Army and there was a female Sgt who was scared of the dark (to the point where one night I had to walk her from the TOC to her vehicle, and no, she wasn't worth the trouble). On top of all that she was a complete idiot. You'd think that a situation like that would make her incompatible with a service that emphasizes nighttime operations, so you'd think that that would get her booted, right? Wrong. They moved her out of the line platoon and made her a military police investigator. True story.
Link Posted: 5/23/2017 3:52:18 PM EDT
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Dumbass I worked with ignored all the audio and visual cues that his wheels were up.

Then he wondered why the runway was closer then normal when he came to a halt.

Didn't slow his career down one bit, now he flies for an airline and gets maybe 8K a month in retirement.

And no, he wasn't a "good dude" with shitty luck
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