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Posted: 3/23/2017 11:56:16 PM EDT
What is the lamest reason you have ever ended a relationship over?

I have some good ones but just this week I dumped a cute, 24 year old teacher that was cool but was just too hardcore of a millennial. Constant use of stupid slang, pestering me to use whatever dumb social media app and constantly doing dumb hipster shit.

I'm only 27 but I just couldn't relate to her or tolerate it anymore.

Got any good ones?
Link Posted: 3/23/2017 11:58:34 PM EDT
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No pics, no care.
Link Posted: 3/23/2017 11:58:39 PM EDT
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Broke up with my high school gf to have more time for gta san andreas
Link Posted: 3/23/2017 11:58:48 PM EDT
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"Your husband knows."
Link Posted: 3/23/2017 11:59:58 PM EDT
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At 28 years of age I already feel completely worn out on stupid.  

I'm at the point where even snap chat is a piece of shit and no I don't want to use it.  If you have or use instagram I won't even bother.

I'm also very middle of the road middle class saddled with debts so I live like a cheap jew.

E.g. bought a bed, didn't buy a box spring.  Apartment has very little furniture in it and I want to spend maybe $150 to furnish the rest off of craigslist.
Link Posted: 3/24/2017 12:00:35 AM EDT
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It all dealt with laziness in one way or another.

You don't appreciate how easy it is to get laid when you're in your 20s, until you're no longer in your 20s.

Get'em all, but don't let a good one go for something dumb. 
Link Posted: 3/24/2017 12:00:45 AM EDT
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Well, I could see that.
Link Posted: 3/24/2017 12:01:35 AM EDT
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Don't even have one to post, bud.

Imagine a short half Latino, half white athletic chick with short hair and a big nose.
Link Posted: 3/24/2017 12:01:41 AM EDT
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I lol'd
Link Posted: 3/24/2017 12:02:26 AM EDT
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Mine was "I've got to focus on school"

Weakest that happened to me was
"I'm moving and can't do long distance."
(She didn't move )
Link Posted: 3/24/2017 12:02:36 AM EDT
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At 28 years of age I already feel completely worn out on stupid.  

I'm at the point where even snap chat is a piece of shit and no I don't want to use it.  If you have or use instagram I won't even bother.

I'm also very middle of the road middle class saddled with debts so I live like a cheap jew.

E.g. bought a bed, didn't buy a box spring.  Apartment has very little furniture in it and I want to spend maybe $150 to furnish the rest off of craigslist.
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What does this have to do with anything? Broke with my 6th grade girlfriend to have more time for football at recess.
Link Posted: 3/24/2017 12:03:09 AM EDT
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She was an uptalker and I found it intolerable. It made conversations physically and emotionally painful for me.
Link Posted: 3/24/2017 12:03:13 AM EDT
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I actually feel bad for this one.

Dated a girl, her grand pa was her only real father figure, mother was a mess.

She actually formed a ok relationship with her biological father when she was in HS, but her step mother didn't like her at all.

Nice, but as you can imagine very needy. As in had to always call me. Would get upset if I didn't help her study when I had to get to bed for work.

We were dating for a few months it and then one night she disrespected me in front of a whole bunch of people.

Then for the next hour until I passed out, I kept repeating, MidCap don't take no shit.

Stopped answering her calls after that night.

I absolutely felt like a piece of garbage for doing that. That time period was not a good chapter in the book of my life.

She did get some closure because my sister took a course she taught and my sis said they talked about me and she seemed fine.

The good news is that her and her wife have a lovely baby girl and look to be a happy family.
Link Posted: 3/24/2017 12:09:31 AM EDT
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At 28 years of age I already feel completely worn out on stupid.  

I'm at the point where even snap chat is a piece of shit and no I don't want to use it.  If you have or use instagram I won't even bother.

I'm also very middle of the road middle class saddled with debts so I live like a cheap jew.

E.g. bought a bed, didn't buy a box spring.  Apartment has very little furniture in it and I want to spend maybe $150 to furnish the rest off of craigslist.
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are you me?
Link Posted: 3/24/2017 12:10:57 AM EDT
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At 28 years of age I already feel completely worn out on stupid.  

I'm at the point where even snap chat is a piece of shit and no I don't want to use it.  If you have or use instagram I won't even bother.

I'm also very middle of the road middle class saddled with debts so I live like a cheap jew.

E.g. bought a bed, didn't buy a box spring.  Apartment has very little furniture in it and I want to spend maybe $150 to furnish the rest off of craigslist.
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Ok you have said a true statement, now that we got that out of the way, can you answer the question?
Link Posted: 3/24/2017 12:13:13 AM EDT
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Had a white glove clean mustang that i had done a shit ton of work to from top to bottom

Always kept it clean,never drove it in the rain,etc


GF lived on a long gravel driveway.Yeah the end


Link Posted: 3/24/2017 12:17:01 AM EDT
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I realized that I'd end up doing all the domestic stuff around the house (cooking, cleaning, etc.) because she was a fucking disaster.

So on top of likely being the primary breadwinner (she was an academic), I'd get to do everything at home.

I was already doing that on my own, now I gotta do this for two? Fuck that.
Link Posted: 3/24/2017 12:28:10 AM EDT
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She had "bulgy" eyes.  
Link Posted: 3/24/2017 12:36:08 AM EDT
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For being too freaky. Was fun while it lasted but, rape fantasies and going to sex clubs aren't my thing..
Link Posted: 3/24/2017 12:40:13 AM EDT
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She was tall enough to stand and look me straight in the eye. Just felt weird.
Link Posted: 3/24/2017 12:41:04 AM EDT
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I was told to quit my job because she didn't like it. Well, that ended that.
Link Posted: 3/24/2017 12:42:09 AM EDT
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My girth made sex too painful for her
Link Posted: 3/24/2017 12:44:56 AM EDT
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She talked at the movies.

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Link Posted: 3/24/2017 12:47:26 AM EDT
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You were born in the wrong decade. Sucks.
Link Posted: 3/24/2017 12:47:37 AM EDT
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she sucked at kissing.... TERRIBLE
Link Posted: 3/24/2017 12:48:05 AM EDT
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Had a white glove clean mustang that i had done a shit ton of work to from top to bottom

Always kept it clean,never drove it in the rain,etc


GF lived on a long gravel driveway.Yeah the end


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I'm pretty anal about my vehicles. I once took a girl on a date and she put her feet on the dash. Scuffed up the glove box where the heels of her shoes were rubbing it. It's beyond inconsiderate to do that when it's obviously a nice, clean and well cared for car and not some grungy beater (this was a restored 66 Impala I had since high school that me and my dad had sent countless hours working on together). Really points out a character flaw IMO.

There was no second date.
Link Posted: 3/24/2017 12:51:31 AM EDT
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I got broken up with once for ripping ass.
Link Posted: 3/24/2017 12:51:45 AM EDT
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in 01 I stopped talking to the college cheer leader I was banging because she giggled when she came.
Link Posted: 3/24/2017 12:53:10 AM EDT
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what does that mean?
Link Posted: 3/24/2017 12:53:19 AM EDT
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Problems we all wish we had.
Link Posted: 3/24/2017 12:54:06 AM EDT
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I farted and she thought it was gross and left.
Link Posted: 3/24/2017 12:54:52 AM EDT
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Worst kisser ever was this chick with a really narrow tongue. It felt weird.
Link Posted: 3/24/2017 12:55:00 AM EDT
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I farted and she thought it was gross and left.
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what does that mean?
I farted and she thought it was gross and left.
lol....that sucks.
Link Posted: 3/24/2017 12:56:03 AM EDT
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well, you had to feed and work out your character.... while you sat on a couch and got fat playing the game
Link Posted: 3/24/2017 12:56:18 AM EDT
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Problems we all wish we had.
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I had that problem. I took her virginity, but then she banged a black dude and got prolapsed. That actually happened.
Link Posted: 3/24/2017 12:58:05 AM EDT
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I had that problem. I took her virginity, but then she banged a black dude and got prolapsed. That actually happened.
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Problems we all wish we had.
I had that problem. I took her virginity, but then she banged a black dude and got prolapsed. That actually happened.
which side? Either way that had to be uncomfortable.
Link Posted: 3/24/2017 1:00:00 AM EDT
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If she sucks at kissing, you know she is going to be bad at giving head.

Good breakup. I've dumped girls for their refusal to give head, or being bad at it.
Link Posted: 3/24/2017 1:08:34 AM EDT
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If she sucks at kissing, you know she is going to be bad at giving head.

Good breakup. I've dumped girls for their refusal to give head, or being bad at it.
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she sucked at kissing.... TERRIBLE
If she sucks at kissing, you know she is going to be bad at giving head.

Good breakup. I've dumped girls for their refusal to give head, or being bad at it.
That wouldn't even bother me.
Link Posted: 3/24/2017 1:18:28 AM EDT
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Broke up with a girl because she wouldn't do anal.
Link Posted: 3/24/2017 1:23:44 AM EDT
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That wouldn't even bother me.
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she sucked at kissing.... TERRIBLE
If she sucks at kissing, you know she is going to be bad at giving head.

Good breakup. I've dumped girls for their refusal to give head, or being bad at it.
That wouldn't even bother me.
I like getting my dick sucked sometimes. What can I say?
Link Posted: 3/24/2017 1:28:45 AM EDT
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If she sucks at kissing, you know she is going to be bad at giving head.

Good breakup. I've dumped girls for their refusal to give head, or being bad at it.
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Oddly enough she wasn't that bad. She was down for pretty much anything including anal too.

But when it came to kissing it was like woody the wood pecker smashing into my face.

Also have ditched women for refusing to give head.
Link Posted: 3/24/2017 1:32:00 AM EDT
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I dumped a guy for giving me red roses.  I'd told the dumb bastard a half a dozen times that I didn't like red roses. He didn't listen. Bad quality in a man.  Very bad.

He'd done something to annoy me - I don't remember what; it was relatively minor - and thought flowers would be the best/fastest way to get back into my good graces (read: pants).  He showed up unannounced, all feigned contrition,  with those fucking red roses.  

AMF.
Link Posted: 3/24/2017 2:09:14 AM EDT
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Semi-recently I dumped a girl because she told me she wanted to wait for marriage to have sex. Then I dumped the next girl because she fucked on the first date. Maybe I'm just a hypocrite
Link Posted: 3/24/2017 3:02:37 AM EDT
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I dated a girl that was in Med School.  She was perfect except for a hairy asshole. I am so stupid.
Link Posted: 3/24/2017 3:12:18 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 3/24/2017 3:16:05 AM EDT
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Wax it or just pick the hair out of your mouth after
Link Posted: 3/24/2017 3:42:54 AM EDT
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lol....that sucks.
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Stinks
Link Posted: 3/24/2017 3:53:34 AM EDT
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HUH, the best I can come up with is she told me she was much better now that she was on meds..........I feel like much less of an asshole now.....
Link Posted: 3/24/2017 3:58:30 AM EDT
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That would do it.
Link Posted: 3/24/2017 4:01:41 AM EDT
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I found out she did not believe in dinosaurs.
Link Posted: 3/24/2017 4:18:16 AM EDT
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Just about every time, I find out they are liberals.   Environmental wacko liberals.  Feminist liberals.

That's not really a lame reason i guess... there are so many liberal women in their late 20s early 30s.   The good conservative ones seem to be taken long ago
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