WW1 Germany had silver coins depicting Wilhelm II in the nude sword fighting a Russian bear

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Posted: 3/22/2017 12:50:38 AM EDT

Thats actually kind of fucking badass. Do we have anything as edgy as that in our currency, or in the past?

Posted: 3/22/2017 12:54:35 AM EDT

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If I were in charge, I think I'd have them give me a bigger root.

Posted: 3/22/2017 12:59:37 AM EDT

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Perhaps they did.
And this was the result.

Posted: 3/22/2017 1:04:09 AM EDT

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We need Trump naked, slapping a skinny jeans man bun wearing hillary/bernie voter. Naked. No homo.

Posted: 3/22/2017 1:05:56 AM EDT

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Hmmmm.... on the one hand he's naked, a bannable offense. But on the other he's killing the shit out of something and that's okay.

I'm not sure what the mods will do.

Posted: 3/22/2017 1:13:30 AM EDT

[#5]

It's good to be the king.

Posted: 3/22/2017 1:20:24 AM EDT

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That is pretty bad ass. I'd buy one of those before I bought a coin with the queen of England on it.

Posted: 3/22/2017 1:32:14 AM EDT

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Nest

Posted: 3/22/2017 1:41:50 AM EDT

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If I were in charge, I think I'd have them give me a bigger root.

Perhaps they did.
And this was the result.

Very possible. Also wouldn't have claws quite so close to the boys.

Posted: 3/22/2017 1:47:50 AM EDT

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That's definitely not Wilhelm II, I think it might just represent Germany, the other side has Hindenburg on it as the coin is commemorating his liberation of East Prussia from the Russians.

and here's wilhelm II

Posted: 3/22/2017 6:42:54 PM EDT

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Not sure about that if you look just like the piss boy.

Posted: 3/22/2017 8:05:35 PM EDT

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I'd have been depicted beating the bear to death with my club-like Johnson.

Posted: 3/22/2017 8:18:24 PM EDT

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You guys fawn all over German cock. I'm not sure if we can post a picture of a United States coin, but

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We had boobies.

Posted: 3/22/2017 8:21:33 PM EDT

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I think this is as cool as we get.

Posted: 3/22/2017 8:25:21 PM EDT

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I'd be shriveled as a minced onion if I was fighting a bear with a sword in the nude.

How much are these coins going for? I've got a mauser stock that needs it's manliness cranked to 11.

Posted: 3/22/2017 8:30:19 PM EDT

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Not a coin, but the VA state seal has some badass titties.

Posted: 3/22/2017 8:33:42 PM EDT

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We need A coin of Theodore Roosevelt riding a grizzly while shouldering a M240

Posted: 3/22/2017 8:33:59 PM EDT

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Looks like the Russian dude is gonna rape the bear, damn sex freak Russians.

Posted: 3/22/2017 8:37:15 PM EDT

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This was made right before he changed his name to Claude Balls.

Posted: 3/22/2017 8:38:37 PM EDT

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That didn't even last a year before a redesign if I remember correctly.

Posted: 3/22/2017 8:45:43 PM EDT

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Freedom titties are best titties

Posted: 3/22/2017 8:46:20 PM EDT

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whats the name of that artist? someone should commission him to design a coin!

Posted: 3/22/2017 8:54:58 PM EDT

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That's what we need, but in reality, our future coin will feature Kim Kardashian and Miley Cyrus.

Posted: 3/22/2017 8:57:26 PM EDT

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I thought Kaiser Bill had a withered right arm or some shit; artistic license I suppose

Posted: 3/22/2017 9:01:06 PM EDT

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It's good to be the king.

Not sure about that if you look just like the piss boy.

And you look like a bucket of shit!

Posted: 3/22/2017 9:01:36 PM EDT

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Bare bear hunting...I just don't see it catching on.

Posted: 3/22/2017 9:29:22 PM EDT

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In real life he had a partially withered left arm.

Posted: 3/22/2017 9:41:50 PM EDT

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Inbreeding?

Posted: 3/22/2017 10:03:00 PM EDT

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He's about to get a serious ball scratching from that bear

Posted: 3/22/2017 10:05:09 PM EDT

[#29]

Is he going to kill that bear, or make sweet love to it?

Posted: 3/22/2017 10:07:37 PM EDT

[#30]

Should have shown him pissing on the bear....he would have been ARF before ARF

Posted: 3/22/2017 10:09:19 PM EDT

[#31]

Imperial Germany was a badass nation.

Posted: 3/22/2017 10:15:13 PM EDT

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That is pretty bad ass. I'd buy one of those before I bought a coin with the queen of England on it.

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Posted: 3/22/2017 10:19:46 PM EDT

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Posted: 3/22/2017 10:28:46 PM EDT

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Posted: 3/22/2017 11:24:47 PM EDT

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My favorite coin too collect, but ya gotta admit the heraldic eagle on the silver eagle coin is pretty fucking awsome too.

Posted: 3/22/2017 11:26:32 PM EDT

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That's definitely not Wilhelm II, I think it might just represent Germany, the other side has Hindenburg on it as the coin is commemorating his liberation of East Prussia from the Russians.

https://www.AR15.Com/media/mediaFiles/139742/HindenCoin-171314.jpg

and here's wilhelm II

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I think it got colder outside from the time OP's coin was made till the time the one you posted got made.

Posted: 3/22/2017 11:27:47 PM EDT

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If by badass you mean total shitbirds, sure. They managed to give us Hitler AND Global Communism in the same war.

Posted: 3/22/2017 11:32:31 PM EDT

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double tap

Posted: 3/22/2017 11:35:39 PM EDT

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I'd want my likeness fully torqued.

That's the only way to fight a bear.

Frighten him with your superior dong.

Posted: 3/22/2017 11:36:17 PM EDT

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Lady liberty needs to get a refund. That boob job is crooked as hell.

Posted: 3/22/2017 11:40:44 PM EDT

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Wrong.

Behold the Saint-Gaudens $20 gold ounce. Pinnacle of US coinage.

Posted: 3/22/2017 11:44:11 PM EDT

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It's funny how the sword is grotesquely huge, but the peni is inconsequential.

Makes sense when you think of it. If the peni mattered, Africa would have tried to conquer the world instead of Germany.

Posted: 3/22/2017 11:44:57 PM EDT

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Curious.... if I were going to go and attempt to kill a bear of any type with a edge weapon... I'm wearing armor, not my birthday suit.

Posted: 3/22/2017 11:47:48 PM EDT

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Willy had a wilted left arm. Looks more like Hindenburg to me and it's probably symbolic image of East Prussian virility.

Posted: 3/22/2017 11:49:58 PM EDT

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It's funny how the sword is grotesquely huge, but the peni is inconsequential.

Makes sense when you think of it. If the peni mattered, Africa would have tried to conquer the world instead of Germany.

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The sword is mightier than the .... well, scared turtle?

Posted: 3/22/2017 11:51:49 PM EDT

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Kiser Wilhelm had a almost useless arm - the sheriff in young Frankenstein was a parody of him.

so they already fixed that- it will be hard to prove they did not embellish his Binky.