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Posted: 12/6/2016 2:15:27 PM EDT
[#1]
Your daughter dumped him? Obvious answer is that your daughter is a cannibal.
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Posted: 12/6/2016 2:17:01 PM EDT
[#2]
POOP thread
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Posted: 12/6/2016 2:17:09 PM EDT
[#3]
Hold off on the pics till I get done with my lunch.
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Posted: 12/6/2016 2:17:14 PM EDT
[#4]
I'd whip his ass just in case.
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Posted: 12/6/2016 2:17:25 PM EDT
[#5]
Don't know how I'd handle that one....too bad you didn't catch the shitter in the act and have a paint ball gun handy!
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I'd whip his ass just in case. This too ^^^^ |
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Posted: 12/6/2016 2:17:27 PM EDT
[#6]
I'll take "the ex boyfriend did it" for $150, Alex.
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Posted: 12/6/2016 2:18:11 PM EDT
[#7]
A dump on someone's driveway is an odd prank. So easy to just hose off and be done with it. The doorstep would have been much more effective.
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Posted: 12/6/2016 2:18:53 PM EDT
[#8]
Poop in his driveway to send a message.
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Posted: 12/6/2016 2:20:30 PM EDT
[#9]
Quote HistoryQuoted:
A dump on someone's driveway is an odd prank. So easy to just hose off and be done with it. The doorstep would have been much more effective. Guilty |
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Posted: 12/6/2016 2:20:40 PM EDT
[#10]
Cameras are what you seek. Put them on your house.
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Posted: 12/6/2016 2:20:46 PM EDT
[#11]
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I'll take "the ex boyfriend did it" for $150, Alex. Yep, and he'll be back. Shitters 
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Posted: 12/6/2016 2:21:23 PM EDT
[#12]
How come in this day and age, you don't have security cameras?
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Posted: 12/6/2016 2:21:56 PM EDT
[#13]
call him up and tell him to give you a DNA sample
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Posted: 12/6/2016 2:22:19 PM EDT
[#14]
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I'll take "the ex boyfriend did it" for $150, Alex. Yep. Sounds like a FHRC supporting piece of shit, maybe he's trying to leave that behind. |
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Posted: 12/6/2016 2:22:28 PM EDT
[#15]
Poopetrator strikes again!
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Posted: 12/6/2016 2:23:20 PM EDT
[#16]
Take out the hose and move on. The person wanted to shock you. It will hurt their feelings more when you dismiss this as insignificant and beneath you. Liberals got to learn their antics mean nothing to anyone anymore
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Posted: 12/6/2016 2:23:30 PM EDT
[#17]
So let's get this straight; this is the second seperate incident of a person defecating on your property?
Perhaps it's time for some personal reflection and ask yourself what the common denominator is. 
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Posted: 12/6/2016 2:24:15 PM EDT
[#18]
I have a 100 lb malamute and she takes bigger shits than I do, and they look very human-like. With that being said, most people pick up their dogs shit. I'd suspect the liberal ex boyfriend. But you don't have much to work with. Maybe go squat in his driveway and see if he retaliates!?
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Posted: 12/6/2016 2:24:37 PM EDT
[#19]
A dump for a dump. Poop thread!
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Posted: 12/6/2016 2:24:42 PM EDT
[#20]
Shitty situation, OP
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Posted: 12/6/2016 2:24:53 PM EDT
[#21]
 LOOK LIKES POO, SMELLS LIKE POO, FEELS LIKE POO, TASTE LIKE POO |
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Posted: 12/6/2016 2:25:06 PM EDT
[#22]
Typical Hillary supporter. |
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Posted: 12/6/2016 2:25:08 PM EDT
[#23]
Quote HistoryQuoted:
call him up and tell him to give you a DNA sample |
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Posted: 12/6/2016 2:25:54 PM EDT
[#24]
When I was younger, my landlord evicted me to turn my basement apartment into storage. I got drunk that night and shit on his air conditioner(exterior compressor unit). Not sure what I thought that would accomplish, but none the less, I did it. So yes, an 18 yr old could definitely have done that out of spite and stupidity. Especially an 18 yr old FHRC supporter.
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Posted: 12/6/2016 2:26:23 PM EDT
[#25]
Roast it, grind it and brew a pot.
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Posted: 12/6/2016 2:26:36 PM EDT
[#26]
Send it to Ancestry or 23 and me...
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Posted: 12/6/2016 2:27:24 PM EDT
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Posted: 12/6/2016 2:27:51 PM EDT
[#28]
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I'll take "the ex boyfriend did it" for $150, Alex. Yep. I'll also take "scoop it up and pack it under his car door handles with a putty knife" for $500. |
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Posted: 12/6/2016 2:28:31 PM EDT
[#29]
You shit on my house, man! you shit on my house...
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Posted: 12/6/2016 2:30:42 PM EDT
[#30]
Shit happens.
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Posted: 12/6/2016 2:31:00 PM EDT
[#31]
I'm actually surprised you dont have security cameras.
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Posted: 12/6/2016 2:32:30 PM EDT
[#32]
 Me, Myself & Irene: Ice Cream Scene |
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Posted: 12/6/2016 2:32:31 PM EDT
[#33]
Are you the old man who reported the guy who was building a pergola next door?
If so you deserved it. |
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Posted: 12/6/2016 2:33:30 PM EDT
[#34]
What are the odds of having someone shit on your roof at work and now someone has shit in your driveway? Go buy a lotto ticket!
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Posted: 12/6/2016 2:33:33 PM EDT
[#35]
I assume you have cameras Doc? Catch the Phantom shitter in the act, maybe a paintball gun (freeze the paintballs,) in the middle of 'the drop.'
Seriously, I'm better your gut is right....the ex BF is the likely culprit. |
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Posted: 12/6/2016 2:36:15 PM EDT
[#36]
Can you imagine catching him in the act? Lol I don't even think I'd be mad, I'd just point and laugh. Maybe try to catch him on the cell phone and put it on YouTube |
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Posted: 12/6/2016 2:37:24 PM EDT
[#37]
Find his punk psycho ass, and bring him back to your drive way, and wolf star his ass in to burying his own nose in his shit.
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Posted: 12/6/2016 2:38:26 PM EDT
[#38]
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I'm actually surprised you dont have security cameras. Maybe he does, but refuses to watch scat porn. |
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Posted: 12/6/2016 2:39:17 PM EDT
[#39]
The UniCrapper strikes again! DUN-DUN-DUUUUUUUNN!!!
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Posted: 12/6/2016 2:39:34 PM EDT
[#40]
invite the boyfriend over and rub his nose in the shitpile.
that'll teach him. |
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Posted: 12/6/2016 2:39:35 PM EDT
[#41]
Quote HistoryI wouldn't like to kiss her in the mornings... I bet her asshole is cleaner then her mouth. 
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Posted: 12/6/2016 2:39:42 PM EDT
[#42]
Probably just a big dog. Heck, our husky has been known to leave poop piles in the yard that would be appropriately sized for a human
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Posted: 12/6/2016 2:40:14 PM EDT
[#43]
He's gotta know she is away at college, right?
Doubt it was him. Probably some old lady with a mastiff, or you have some bears close by. How do you not have security camera at your palatial estate? 
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Posted: 12/6/2016 2:41:47 PM EDT
[#44]
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I'll take "the ex boyfriend did it" for $150, Alex. Me too. If it was in the yard behind some bushes I'd put my money on a jogger, but in the middle of the driveway, that shit's personal. |
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Posted: 12/6/2016 2:43:23 PM EDT
[#45]
So he dumped on the apron of your driveway or did he penetrate your massive gates.
Call police and get a DNA test of said dump and acquire DNA of former BF from daughter, she has to have some laying around somewhere. |
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Posted: 12/6/2016 2:43:50 PM EDT
[#46]
Mail a coupon to his family that offers free dental work for family members younger than 21. Sign it Dr. Christian Szell.
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Posted: 12/6/2016 2:44:50 PM EDT
[#47]
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I'd whip his ass just in case. This is probably the best thing to do. |
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Posted: 12/6/2016 2:49:40 PM EDT
[#48]
TRUMP'S FAULT!
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Posted: 12/6/2016 2:50:13 PM EDT
[#49]
Our old building used to be in a shitty part of Milwaukee. Right across the narrow alley was a 2 story house with a balcony. One day after a heavy rain we noticed the roof was leaking in the area that bordered the alley. I went up there to see if the roof drains were clogged. Once I got up there I found about 2 dozen balled up diapers that blocked up the drain on that side of the roof. The 2nd level of that house had renters that had, you guessed it, an infant. Instead of disposing the diapers like a civilized person would, the dirtballs just went out on the balcony and threw them onto our roof. I put on some gloves and tossed every last one of them back onto their 2nd floor balcony. Needless to say, we never had a clogged drain again.
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Posted: 12/6/2016 2:51:53 PM EDT
[#50]
What better way to get back at Trump supporters than leave a nice steamy 0bama?
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