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Firearmsenthusiast Joined Dec 2015 Posts 296 EE 0% (0) ND, USA	Posted: 11/15/2016 4:51:00 PM EDT [Last Edit: Firearmsenthusiast] Update: You wouldn't believe me if I told you, you just had to see it... God Bless Donald Trump!

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	Only two defining forces have ever offered to die for you, Jesus Christ and the American Soldier. One died for your soul; the other for your freedom. George Patton

shocktrp

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Posted: 3/21/2024 10:40:52 PM EDT

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NEW: AOC has meltdown after she tells Tony Bobulinski to give her a crime Joe Biden committed and then he gives her a crime Joe Biden committed.

After demanding that he tell her what crime Biden committed, AOC refused to let Bobulinski answer.

Bobulinski: "You asked me to… pic.twitter.com/g5JuU5iejP
Collin Rugg (@CollinRugg) March 20, 2024

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There will always be an 82d Airborne Division because it lives in the hearts of men and somewhere young men will dare the challenge to "stand up and hook up" and know that moment of pride and strength which is its reward

shocktrp Let's go Brandon Joined Jan 2004 Posts 39702 EE 100% (1) NY, USA	Posted: 3/21/2024 10:41:44 PM EDT [#3] Attached File Attached File Attached File Attached File Attached File
	There will always be an 82d Airborne Division because it lives in the hearts of men and somewhere young men will dare the challenge to "stand up and hook up" and know that moment of pride and strength which is its reward

shocktrp Let's go Brandon Joined Jan 2004 Posts 39703 EE 100% (1) NY, USA	Posted: 3/21/2024 10:42:48 PM EDT [#4] Attached File Attached File Attached File Attached File
	There will always be an 82d Airborne Division because it lives in the hearts of men and somewhere young men will dare the challenge to "stand up and hook up" and know that moment of pride and strength which is its reward

bayouhazard Joined Apr 2019 Posts 10222 EE 0% (0) TX, USA	Posted: 3/21/2024 10:47:39 PM EDT [#5]

rcav8r Member Joined Nov 2005 Posts 15572 EE 0% (0) WI, USA	Posted: 3/21/2024 11:09:03 PM EDT [#6] Attached File
	"You know how butt ugly people are said to have hit every branch on the way down the ugly tree. Well, the dumbass tree done drilled you in the butt and laid eggs in ya." -RJinks

Bigtwinlvr Joined Sep 2006 Posts 2869 EE 0% (0) CO, USA	Posted: 3/22/2024 2:19:22 AM EDT [Last Edit: Bigtwinlvr] [#7] ETA fixes pic link

OBXT Member Joined Aug 2002 Posts 850 EE 0% (0) NH, USA	Posted: 3/22/2024 5:22:33 AM EDT [#8] Attached File

dedreckon Member Joined Mar 2010 Posts 11201 EE 100% (1) USA	Posted: 3/22/2024 6:09:35 AM EDT [#9] Quote History Originally Posted By OBXT: https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/24953/scott_adams_jpeg-3165871.JPG View Quote Hey babe, how's that uterus hangin' Attached File

noob5000000 Greenbean Joined May 2010 Posts 17224 EE 100% (9) MI, USA	Posted: 3/22/2024 6:44:50 AM EDT [Last Edit: noob5000000] [#10] I was watching the movie Super the other day, from the good old days when Ellen Page was cute… and a woman. Now she’s just a uterus owner .
	Originally Posted By triburst1: I just assumed it was an FBI or ATF surveillance op. Now I'm worried that it might be site staff.

iveseenalittleontv Joined May 2004 Posts 2865 EE 0% (0) AZ, USA	Posted: 3/22/2024 8:33:56 AM EDT [#11] Quote History Originally Posted By noob5000000: I was watching the movie Super the other day, from the good old days when Ellen Page was cute… and a woman. Now she’s just a uterus owner . View Quote John Cena performing humiliation ritual pic.twitter.com/WeunnoGrTb MAVERICK X (@MAVERIC68078049) March 17, 2024

Cycolac I'm not lazy, I just really enjoy doing nothing. Joined Mar 2019 Posts 11104 EE 100% (17) USA	Posted: 3/22/2024 8:39:24 AM EDT [#12] Quote History Originally Posted By OBXT: https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/24953/scott_adams_jpeg-3165871.JPG View Quote Based AF!
	I can explain it to you but I can't understand it for you.

RSG Riot Squad Guy Joined Nov 2006 Posts 27178 EE 0% (0) USA	Posted: 3/22/2024 9:10:34 AM EDT [#13] Where’s Waldo: The Letitia James & Fani Willis Edition. pic.twitter.com/4WZtOn5kYi John LeFevre (@JohnLeFevre) March 21, 2024

DarkStar Joined Nov 2000 Posts 23397 EE 100% (29) MI, USA	Posted: 3/22/2024 9:21:42 AM EDT [#14]

rcav8r Member Joined Nov 2005 Posts 15573 EE 0% (0) WI, USA	Posted: 3/22/2024 9:23:29 AM EDT [#15] Attached File
	"You know how butt ugly people are said to have hit every branch on the way down the ugly tree. Well, the dumbass tree done drilled you in the butt and laid eggs in ya." -RJinks

mPisi

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Posted: 3/22/2024 11:37:13 AM EDT

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Originally Posted By dedreckon:

Hey babe, how's that uterus hangin'

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Originally Posted By dedreckon:

Originally Posted By OBXT:
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Hey babe, how's that uterus hangin'

https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/239278/1000000254_png-3165881.JPG

"Owners" is way, way too problematic for the current year

"And I never did get my lawnmower back!" - Bandit 6

"On the bright side, the money we saved by not going to Mars in the 1970s, we spent on welfare and public schools." - @MorlockP

Cpt_Kirks pull my finger Joined Oct 2004 Posts 53995 EE 100% (1) AL, USA	Posted: 3/22/2024 2:06:25 PM EDT [#17] Quote History Originally Posted By bayouhazard: View Quote Her name was AOC. She was a barista.
	"Everything woke turns to shit" - Donald J. Trump FUCK JOE BIDEN!

Cycolac I'm not lazy, I just really enjoy doing nothing. Joined Mar 2019 Posts 11107 EE 100% (17) USA	Posted: 3/22/2024 2:32:14 PM EDT [#18] Quote History Originally Posted By RSG: Where’s Waldo: The Letitia James & Fani Willis Edition. pic.twitter.com/4WZtOn5kYi John LeFevre (@JohnLeFevre) March 21, 2024 View Quote How about a warning next time!
	I can explain it to you but I can't understand it for you.

Leisure_Shoot Int'l Shooter of Leisure Joined Nov 2003 Posts 52085 EE 0% (0) OH, USA	Posted: 3/22/2024 3:13:59 PM EDT [#19]
	Always blame autocorrect.

TheOTHERmaninblack

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Posted: 3/22/2024 5:56:08 PM EDT

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Originally Posted By iveseenalittleontv:

John Cena performing humiliation ritual pic.twitter.com/WeunnoGrTb
MAVERICK X (@MAVERIC68078049) March 17, 2024

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Originally Posted By iveseenalittleontv:

Originally Posted By noob5000000:
I was watching the movie Super the other day, from the good old days when Ellen Page was cute and a woman. Now she's just a uterus owner

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John Cena performing humiliation ritual pic.twitter.com/WeunnoGrTb
MAVERICK X (@MAVERIC68078049) March 17, 2024

That just looks like his typical gig. I see him in anything where he isn't acting cringe as fuck, that's the notable exception for that clown.

History indicates that Conservative Americans only have three speeds: silence, peaceful protest rallies, and Total Industrialized Warfare. They excel at the latter.
---spartacus2002

RSG Riot Squad Guy Joined Nov 2006 Posts 27183 EE 0% (0) USA	Posted: 3/22/2024 6:34:15 PM EDT [#21] Remember this classic Ashley Biden ballad? \uD83D\uDD0A … music https://t.co/cDXe5SZbE0 Wall Street Silver (@WallStreetSilv) March 22, 2024

Chris_in_TX Joined May 2001 Posts 10255 EE 0% (0) UT, USA	Posted: 3/22/2024 7:49:08 PM EDT [#22]

Klee

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Posted: 3/22/2024 8:22:37 PM EDT

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Originally Posted By shocktrp:

NEW: AOC has meltdown after she tells Tony Bobulinski to give her a crime Joe Biden committed and then he gives her a crime Joe Biden committed.

After demanding that he tell her what crime Biden committed, AOC refused to let Bobulinski answer.

Bobulinski: "You asked me to… pic.twitter.com/g5JuU5iejP
Collin Rugg (@CollinRugg) March 20, 2024

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Originally Posted By shocktrp:

NEW: AOC has meltdown after she tells Tony Bobulinski to give her a crime Joe Biden committed and then he gives her a crime Joe Biden committed.

After demanding that he tell her what crime Biden committed, AOC refused to let Bobulinski answer.

Bobulinski: "You asked me to… pic.twitter.com/g5JuU5iejP
Collin Rugg (@CollinRugg) March 20, 2024

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Originally Posted By bayouhazard:
https://i.imgflip.com/8k3gj4.jpg

Didn't Rico have a music video back in the early 90's?

gerardo - rico suave

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o8_f3kJOX_8

A tough man can take a bullet, but a wise man can dodge one. Stay focused my brothers.

Enzo300 Member Joined Jan 2017 Posts 11886 EE 100% (1) MI, USA	Posted: 3/22/2024 8:30:35 PM EDT [#24] Attached File
	"You go to a supermarket and you see a faggot behind the fuckin’ cash register, you don’t want him to handle your potatoes.” – Neil Young re: AIDS

Sundowner08L Joined Mar 2009 Posts 11204 EE 0% (0) MD, USA	Posted: 3/22/2024 8:47:43 PM EDT [#25] So, if you have endometriosis you're only a uterus-renter? That doesn't have quite the same ring to it. And after a hysterectomy, you are a non-entity?

EvanWilliams NorCal call sign “Cans” Joined Nov 2009 Posts 72529 EE 100% (1) TX, USA	Posted: 3/22/2024 8:53:31 PM EDT [#26] Attached File As a Puertorican, I find that ….hilarious
	Some nice person bought me a membership

Lurk-king Member Joined Oct 2020 Posts 3028 EE 0% (0) MT, USA	Posted: 3/22/2024 8:55:24 PM EDT [#27] Quote History Originally Posted By dedreckon: Hey babe, how's that uterus hangin' https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/239278/1000000254_png-3165881.JPG View Quote How biggoted of them! What about the uterus renters!??
	They've pushed it so hard, they've turned my little line in the sand into a trench. -pale_pony

sq40 Polymath Joined Feb 2004 Posts 42167 EE 100% (10) WV, USA	Posted: 3/22/2024 10:17:34 PM EDT [Last Edit: sq40] [#28] Who owns this? Attached File
	“There are more things in Heaven and Earth, Horatio, than are dreamt of in your philosophy”.

mPisi

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Posted: 3/22/2024 10:32:30 PM EDT

[#29]

People of El Salvador: vote in a landslide to re-elect a president who arrests violent criminals

Ivy League professor 3,400 miles away: "as appealing as a Bukele-style crackdown might seem, these punitive campaigns against organized crime come at a serious cost to democracy" https://t.co/Di80BmhSVN
Rob Henderson (@robkhenderson) March 21, 2024

7/

Yep.

Evolution gave women tools to manage children.
Result, happiness.

Modern women don't have children.

...

Modern women attempt to "manage" men with tools evolved for managing children.

Result, misery.https://t.co/HQENnB6xRB
— ? Dogs don't have thumbs (@MorlockP) March 22, 2024

I did not post the WHIM white hierarchical individualistic men stuff from yesterday but It's good stuff.

Basically, the fascinating bit of data from this is that only one cadre of the population actually evaluates data and makes risk assessments at all, because the 'everyone else' has barely any variance at all, and will rate seemingly contradictory points at nearly the same risk. https://t.co/mZPj22ZUcM
Red Headed Steppeson (@RdHdSteppeson) March 21, 2024

My favorite part of this research about WHIMs is that everyone agrees with it.

White hierarchical individualistic men see it and say, "I knew we were different"

Egalitarian communists see it and say, "I knew white men were the problem" https://t.co/YEzHPd49KL pic.twitter.com/fcULlSicz4
— Jeremy Kauffman \uD83E\uDD94 (@jeremykauffman) March 22, 2024

"WHIMs" is an absolutely terrible name. Will never catch on. Very poor marketing. Should be "Caucasian Hierarchical Atypical Dudes"
— The Jokeocracy Show (qu/acc) (@the_jokeocracy) March 22, 2024

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"And I never did get my lawnmower back!" - Bandit 6

"On the bright side, the money we saved by not going to Mars in the 1970s, we spent on welfare and public schools." - @MorlockP

shocktrp Let's go Brandon Joined Jan 2004 Posts 39705 EE 100% (1) NY, USA	Posted: 3/22/2024 11:26:40 PM EDT [#30] Attached File Attached File Attached File Attached File Attached File
	There will always be an 82d Airborne Division because it lives in the hearts of men and somewhere young men will dare the challenge to "stand up and hook up" and know that moment of pride and strength which is its reward

shocktrp Let's go Brandon Joined Jan 2004 Posts 39706 EE 100% (1) NY, USA	Posted: 3/22/2024 11:27:31 PM EDT [#31] Attached File Attached File
	There will always be an 82d Airborne Division because it lives in the hearts of men and somewhere young men will dare the challenge to "stand up and hook up" and know that moment of pride and strength which is its reward

uxo2 Member Joined Nov 2005 Posts 24145 EE 100% (170) USA	Posted: 3/23/2024 12:04:14 AM EDT [#32] Attached File
	Only two defining forces have ever offered to die for you, Jesus Christ and the American Soldier. One died for your soul; the other for your freedom. George Patton

Enzo300 Member Joined Jan 2017 Posts 11889 EE 100% (1) MI, USA	Posted: 3/23/2024 12:06:47 AM EDT [#33] Happy Friday. What's everyone drinking? Thinking about Schnapps. We all know who. pic.twitter.com/nnc198U6xk — Leonarda Jonie (@Leonarda_Jonie) March 22, 2024
	"You go to a supermarket and you see a faggot behind the fuckin’ cash register, you don’t want him to handle your potatoes.” – Neil Young re: AIDS

dedreckon

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Posted: 3/23/2024 3:53:06 AM EDT

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How about a warning next time!

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Originally Posted By RSG:

Where’s Waldo: The Letitia James & Fani Willis Edition.

pic.twitter.com/4WZtOn5kYi
John LeFevre (@JohnLeFevre) March 21, 2024

How about a warning next time!

All that black girl magic is going to boil the water in the pool. Glad I'm nowhere near that

user4574 Joined Jul 2008 Posts 5119 EE 0% (0) NC, USA	Posted: 3/23/2024 9:12:13 AM EDT [#35] Quote History Originally Posted By RSG: Where’s Waldo: The Letitia James & Fani Willis Edition. pic.twitter.com/4WZtOn5kYi John LeFevre (@JohnLeFevre) March 21, 2024 View Quote Pool is actually a wading pool, just a lot of water displacement happening.

uxo2 Member Joined Nov 2005 Posts 24146 EE 100% (170) USA	Posted: 3/23/2024 10:27:14 AM EDT [#36] Attached File
	Only two defining forces have ever offered to die for you, Jesus Christ and the American Soldier. One died for your soul; the other for your freedom. George Patton

RSG Riot Squad Guy Joined Nov 2006 Posts 27191 EE 0% (0) USA	Posted: 3/23/2024 12:21:14 PM EDT [#37]

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Posted: 3/23/2024 12:39:15 PM EDT

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Originally Posted By Enzo300:
Happy Friday. What's everyone drinking?
Thinking about Schnapps.

We all know who. pic.twitter.com/nnc198U6xk
— Leonarda Jonie (@Leonarda_Jonie) March 22, 2024

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You "can" only save one. You don't have to. I vote to close the door, jam it, and then - in the interests of furthering science - to see whether it is possible to put out the flames with a mixture of diesel and styrofoam peanuts.

Chris_in_TX Joined May 2001 Posts 10257 EE 0% (0) UT, USA	Posted: 3/23/2024 1:39:06 PM EDT [#39]

shocktrp Let's go Brandon Joined Jan 2004 Posts 39707 EE 100% (1) NY, USA	Posted: 3/23/2024 2:52:20 PM EDT [#40] Attached File Attached File Attached File Attached File
	There will always be an 82d Airborne Division because it lives in the hearts of men and somewhere young men will dare the challenge to "stand up and hook up" and know that moment of pride and strength which is its reward

uxo2 Member Joined Nov 2005 Posts 24148 EE 100% (170) USA	Posted: 3/23/2024 6:32:03 PM EDT [#41] Attached File
	Only two defining forces have ever offered to die for you, Jesus Christ and the American Soldier. One died for your soul; the other for your freedom. George Patton

RSG Riot Squad Guy Joined Nov 2006 Posts 27192 EE 0% (0) USA	Posted: 3/23/2024 8:42:51 PM EDT [#42] Kamala Harris mindlessly dances to song protesting her visit to US colony of Puerto Rico, stops clapping once her aide translates it. \uD83C\uDFB5 "We want to know, Kamala, what did you come here for? We want to know what you think of the colony." pic.twitter.com/lkko4hCnW3 — COMBATE \|\uD83C\uDDF5\uD83C\uDDF7 (@upholdreality) March 23, 2024

RSG Riot Squad Guy Joined Nov 2006 Posts 27194 EE 0% (0) USA	Posted: 3/23/2024 9:36:18 PM EDT [#43]

muniti Joined Feb 2020 Posts 508 EE 0% (0) DE, USA	Posted: 3/23/2024 9:39:15 PM EDT [#44]

sq40 Polymath Joined Feb 2004 Posts 42175 EE 100% (10) WV, USA	Posted: 3/23/2024 9:54:55 PM EDT [#45]
	“There are more things in Heaven and Earth, Horatio, than are dreamt of in your philosophy”.

m1awolf Rope,Tree,Tyrant, some assembly required Joined Mar 2004 Posts 27139 EE 100% (19) MT, USA	Posted: 3/23/2024 10:34:38 PM EDT [#46] Quote History Originally Posted By sq40: https://imgur.com/Ta3OTle View Quote And not guilty, wood plow.gif
	VCDL Team Ranstad Camp Patriot Task Force Dagger Foundation Tennessee Squire A Prince whose character is thus marked by every act which may define a Tyrant, is unfit to be the ruler of a free people.

muniti Joined Feb 2020 Posts 519 EE 0% (0) DE, USA	Posted: 3/23/2024 10:49:14 PM EDT [#47] @WeaponOutfitter hit hardest. \uD83D\uDE2E pic.twitter.com/3McNnqwrtv — Clay Martin ?? (@wayofftheres) March 18, 2024

Enzo300 Member Joined Jan 2017 Posts 11890 EE 100% (1) MI, USA	Posted: 3/23/2024 11:28:47 PM EDT [#48] Religious Profit "Snowhammed" denied. pic.twitter.com/rTCuIQfTbP Justin Castreau (@JCastreau48797) March 24, 2024
	"You go to a supermarket and you see a faggot behind the fuckin’ cash register, you don’t want him to handle your potatoes.” – Neil Young re: AIDS

mPisi

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Posted: 3/23/2024 11:42:58 PM EDT

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Originally Posted By RSG:

Kamala Harris mindlessly dances to song protesting her visit to US colony of Puerto Rico, stops clapping once her aide translates it.

\uD83C\uDFB5 "We want to know, Kamala, what did you come here for? We want to know what you think of the colony." pic.twitter.com/lkko4hCnW3
— COMBATE |\uD83C\uDDF5\uD83C\uDDF7 (@upholdreality) March 23, 2024

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The greater US really needs to take a bullet by forgiving all PR's debts and then ejecting it. One and done. But as much as the PR's bitch they know they are getting such a sweet deal.
(If I was a rich Bezos divorcee I'd be funding NGOs like "Free Puerto Rico!")

WTAF (click through for the video)

you know the beginning of every single zombie movie ever, where people go about their normal lives and tv in the background says "...new strain of rabies...reports of cannibalism in Haiti...Latino man in Wasco, Calif eating a human leg...CDC says 'no reason to be alarmed'... https://t.co/OYX1uea9BF
— ? Dogs don't have thumbs (@MorlockP) March 23, 2024

We've already been over this. In exchange for food, clothing, and indoor plumbing, they will contribute tarot readings, revolutionary poetry, and the application of healing crystals https://t.co/VvPzjohpmj pic.twitter.com/ahfn7dNHVT
Swann Marcus (@SwannMarcus89) March 23, 2024

The only things from social science that reproduce are
* intelligence is real, and it's heritable
* stereotypes are accurate https://t.co/oPQcSboZoq
— ? Dogs don't have thumbs (@MorlockP) March 23, 2024

Don Lemon used this cartoon as an example of speech that is so obviously hateful that it shouldn't count as free speech, and undoubtedly be removed from the platform.

A problem with not drawing the line for censorship at the law, as Elon suggests, is that it becomes hard to know… pic.twitter.com/OLIHHnpD9Q
Jonatan Pallesen (@jonatanpallesen) March 23, 2024

"And I never did get my lawnmower back!" - Bandit 6

"On the bright side, the money we saved by not going to Mars in the 1970s, we spent on welfare and public schools." - @MorlockP

Mall-Ninja ........"BANG"........ Joined Dec 2003 Posts 44022 EE 0% (0) TX, USA	Posted: 3/24/2024 12:30:47 AM EDT [#50] 1310 Attached File
	Freedom and Justice come out of a box. Sometimes it is a Jury box. Sometimes it is a Ballot box. Other times it has to come from a Cartridge box!

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