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Posted: 9/27/2016 3:16:22 PM EDT
http://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/trump-threatens-to-skip-remaining-debates-if-hillary-is-there

HEMPSTEAD, N.Y. (The Borowitz Report)—Plunging the future of the 2016 Presidential debates into doubt, Donald J. Trump said on Tuesday morning that he would not participate in the remaining two debates if Hillary Clinton is there.

Trump blasted the format of Monday night’s debate by claiming that the presence of Clinton was “specifically designed” to distract him from delivering his message to the American people
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The rest at the link...
Link Posted: 9/27/2016 3:17:28 PM EDT
[#1]
de·bate
d?'bat/
noun
1.
a formal discussion on a particular topic in a public meeting or legislative assembly, in which opposing arguments are put forward.
synonyms:discussion, discourse, parley, dialogue; More
Link Posted: 9/27/2016 3:17:30 PM EDT
[#2]
Haha






Link Posted: 9/27/2016 3:18:17 PM EDT
[#3]
That can't be real...
Link Posted: 9/27/2016 3:18:33 PM EDT
[#4]
Jesus, he sounds retarded sometimes.  And I appreciate what he has done to peel away the charade of an actual Government for the people.
Link Posted: 9/27/2016 3:18:36 PM EDT
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lol...of course not.
Link Posted: 9/27/2016 3:18:36 PM EDT
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lol...of course not.
Link Posted: 9/27/2016 3:18:39 PM EDT
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Im hoping the humor section means satire because Im not giving the new yorker a click to find out.
Link Posted: 9/27/2016 3:18:40 PM EDT
[#8]


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Link Posted: 9/27/2016 3:18:42 PM EDT
[#9]
Kinda defeats the purpose of a debate if one of them isn't there.  
Link Posted: 9/27/2016 3:19:11 PM EDT
[#10]
These fake news site/fake stories getting posted here is becoming quite the epidemic.
Link Posted: 9/27/2016 3:19:42 PM EDT
[#11]
OP,  I'm not sure if you're serious.





There are too many example of people posting fake news now to know if you're being sarcastic or tasting your monitor.


 



Sadly I'm also not convinced Trump wouldn't say something along those lines
Link Posted: 9/27/2016 3:20:05 PM EDT
[#12]
nice,
Link Posted: 9/27/2016 3:20:09 PM EDT
[#13]
Trump is the dumbest smart person on the face of the entire fucking planet.  





He should just fake his little 'health emergency' and drop the fuck out already so that Pence can actually win.  



Edit:  Don't care that it's a joke.  Everything I said stands as written.  



 
Link Posted: 9/27/2016 3:20:24 PM EDT
[#14]
I think it's a good sign that the left has only come up with satire to hit Trump after a 90 minute debate.
Link Posted: 9/27/2016 3:20:30 PM EDT
[#15]
Bad satire is bad.
Link Posted: 9/27/2016 3:21:23 PM EDT
[#16]
You guys realize this is fake. It says humor in the URL. At the bottom it says if you would like to read real news about the debate click here.
Link Posted: 9/27/2016 3:24:02 PM EDT
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It is getting quite old. Especially so when they are posted from liberal sites in what looks like a never Trump trying to influence voters.
Link Posted: 9/27/2016 3:29:09 PM EDT
[#18]
John Podesta was on Fox News today trying to push this story.

ETA:  this is how desperate the Clinton campaign is. They plant a fake story, send someone out to talk about it in the mainstream media and then dolts who don't know better link to a fake news story and that's how the left operates.
Link Posted: 9/27/2016 3:33:27 PM EDT
[#19]
True fact: Andy Borowitz's picture is in the dictionary under "smarmy cocksucker".
Link Posted: 9/27/2016 3:34:58 PM EDT
[#20]
WAT
Link Posted: 9/27/2016 3:35:27 PM EDT
[#21]
http://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/trump-threatens-to-skip-remaining-debates-if-hillary-is-there
Link Posted: 9/27/2016 3:49:02 PM EDT
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Trump is the dumbest smart person on the face of the entire fucking planet.  

He should just fake his little 'health emergency' and drop the fuck out already so that Pence can actually win.  

Edit:  Don't care that it's a joke.  Everything I said stands as written.  
 
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Was this the last straw for you? Now voting for Fhrc?  

I myself am not going to give any thought or be swayed from propaganda info and political agitators of The U.S.A 's elections.
My being a U.S.A registered voter TRUMPS an opinion.


Link Posted: 9/27/2016 3:49:17 PM EDT
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Trump is the dumbest smart person on the face of the entire fucking planet.  

He should just fake his little 'health emergency' and drop the fuck out already so that Pence can actually win.  

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Hook, line, & sinker.



Silly Canadians.
Link Posted: 9/27/2016 4:03:37 PM EDT
[#24]
Lotta sharp folks in this thread.
Link Posted: 9/27/2016 4:05:55 PM EDT
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HEMPSTEAD, N.Y. (The Borowitz Report)—Plunging the future of the 2016 Presidential debates into doubt, Donald J. Trump said on Tuesday morning that he would not participate in the remaining two debates if Hillary Clinton is there.

Trump blasted the format of Monday night’s debate by claiming that the presence of Clinton was “specifically designed” to distract him from delivering his message to the American people
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The only thing dumber than "fake news" is the people who rebroadcast it around the net.
Link Posted: 9/27/2016 4:06:10 PM EDT
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Trump is the dumbest smart person on the face of the entire fucking planet.  

He should just fake his little 'health emergency' and drop the fuck out already so that Pence can actually win.  

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No one cares Canadian.
Link Posted: 9/27/2016 4:07:03 PM EDT
[#27]
Come on brah She don't control your mouth and brain
Link Posted: 9/27/2016 4:07:14 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 9/27/2016 4:07:41 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 9/27/2016 4:07:42 PM EDT
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The only thing dumber than "fake news" is the people who rebroadcast it around the net.
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http://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/trump-threatens-to-skip-remaining-debates-if-hillary-is-there

HEMPSTEAD, N.Y. (The Borowitz Report)—Plunging the future of the 2016 Presidential debates into doubt, Donald J. Trump said on Tuesday morning that he would not participate in the remaining two debates if Hillary Clinton is there.

Trump blasted the format of Monday night’s debate by claiming that the presence of Clinton was “specifically designed” to distract him from delivering his message to the American people


The rest at the link...



The only thing dumber than "fake news" is the people who rebroadcast it around the net.

Lighten up, Francis.
Link Posted: 9/27/2016 4:10:04 PM EDT
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Trump is the dumbest smart person on the face of the entire fucking planet.  

He should just fake his little 'health emergency' and drop the fuck out already so that Pence can actually win.  

Edit:  Don't care that it's a joke.  Everything I said stands as written.  
 
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That's good.  Never let reality interfere with your arguments.
Link Posted: 9/27/2016 4:11:32 PM EDT
[#32]

Andy Borowitz is a New York Times best-selling author and a comedian who has written for The New Yorker since 1998. He writes the Borowitz Report for newyorker.com
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So anyone can proclaim themselves "comedian"




Link Posted: 9/27/2016 4:11:45 PM EDT
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Trump is the dumbest smart person on the face of the entire fucking planet.  

He should just fake his little 'health emergency' and drop the fuck out already so that Pence can actually win.  

Edit:  Don't care that it's a joke.  Everything I said stands as written.  
 
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You're an endless source of amusement.
Link Posted: 9/27/2016 4:13:43 PM EDT
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Lighten up, Francis.
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http://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/trump-threatens-to-skip-remaining-debates-if-hillary-is-there




HEMPSTEAD, N.Y. (The Borowitz Report)—Plunging the future of the 2016 Presidential debates into doubt, Donald J. Trump said on Tuesday morning that he would not participate in the remaining two debates if Hillary Clinton is there.



Trump blasted the format of Monday night’s debate by claiming that the presence of Clinton was "specifically designed” to distract him from delivering his message to the American people





The rest at the link...






The only thing dumber than "fake news" is the people who rebroadcast it around the net.


Lighten up, Francis.




 
I've put people on ignore for posting dumb fake news before.  There is enough BS in GD as there is, dealing with those seeking attention by posting fake news isn't something I need to be bothered with.
Link Posted: 9/27/2016 4:14:49 PM EDT
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That's good.  Never let reality interfere with your arguments.
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Trump is the dumbest smart person on the face of the entire fucking planet.  

He should just fake his little 'health emergency' and drop the fuck out already so that Pence can actually win.  

Edit:  Don't care that it's a joke.  Everything I said stands as written.  
 




That's good.  Never let reality interfere with your arguments.


The reality is he sees Clinton as better for Canada so he roots for her and tries to tear down her only viable competition. He rarely posts in a thread that isn't about Trump and when he does he usually finds some way to disrupt the thread with his anti Trump rants.
Link Posted: 9/27/2016 4:31:47 PM EDT
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http://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/trump-threatens-to-skip-remaining-debates-if-hillary-is-there

HEMPSTEAD, N.Y. (The Borowitz Report)—Plunging the future of the 2016 Presidential debates into doubt, Donald J. Trump said on Tuesday morning that he would not participate in the remaining two debates if Hillary Clinton is there.

Trump blasted the format of Monday night’s debate by claiming that the presence of Clinton was “specifically designed” to distract him from delivering his message to the American people


The rest at the link...


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The only thing dumber than "fake news" is the people who rebroadcast it around the net.

This

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Link Posted: 9/27/2016 4:34:21 PM EDT
[#37]
Can this thread get locked and nuked before more tards show up and spread the tardedness around for more tardation.
Link Posted: 9/27/2016 4:37:03 PM EDT
[#38]
Someone asked Clinton earlier today about Trump not showing up for the next two debates.
Link Posted: 9/27/2016 4:38:41 PM EDT
[#39]
FFS
Link Posted: 9/27/2016 4:40:06 PM EDT
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Lighten up, Francis.
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http://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/trump-threatens-to-skip-remaining-debates-if-hillary-is-there
HEMPSTEAD, N.Y. (The Borowitz Report)—Plunging the future of the 2016 Presidential debates into doubt, Donald J. Trump said on Tuesday morning that he would not participate in the remaining two debates if Hillary Clinton is there.
Trump blasted the format of Monday night’s debate by claiming that the presence of Clinton was “specifically designed” to distract him from delivering his message to the American people

The rest at the link...

The only thing dumber than "fake news" is the people who rebroadcast it around the net.

Lighten up, Francis.


How about no.

Please post a disclaimer IN THE THREAD TITLE that this is a fake news article, or you are knowingly posting false information to further a political agenda.

If I were a mod I would give you a nice long time-out for this.

Link Posted: 9/27/2016 4:41:36 PM EDT
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"Andy Borowitz is a New York best-selling author and a comedian who has written for The New Yorker since 1998. "






You were saying something about sounding retarded?

 
Link Posted: 9/27/2016 4:42:25 PM EDT
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  "Andy Borowitz is a New York <em style="border: 0px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; color: rgb(18, 18, 18); font-family: 'Adobe Caslon', Georgia, 'Times New Roman', Times, serif; font-size: 18px; letter-spacing: -0.20000000298023224px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto;">Times[/span][span style='color: rgb(18, 18, 18); font-family: '] best-selling author and a comedian who has written for [/span]<em style="border: 0px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; color: rgb(18, 18, 18); font-family: 'Adobe Caslon', Georgia, 'Times New Roman', Times, serif; font-size: 18px; letter-spacing: -0.20000000298023224px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto;">The New Yorker[/span][span style='color: rgb(18, 18, 18); font-family: '] since 1998. "[/span]
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  "Andy Borowitz is a New York <em style="border: 0px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; color: rgb(18, 18, 18); font-family: 'Adobe Caslon', Georgia, 'Times New Roman', Times, serif; font-size: 18px; letter-spacing: -0.20000000298023224px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto;">Times[/span][span style='color: rgb(18, 18, 18); font-family: '] best-selling author and a comedian who has written for [/span]<em style="border: 0px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; color: rgb(18, 18, 18); font-family: 'Adobe Caslon', Georgia, 'Times New Roman', Times, serif; font-size: 18px; letter-spacing: -0.20000000298023224px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto;">The New Yorker[/span][span style='color: rgb(18, 18, 18); font-family: '] since 1998. "[/span]
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[span style='color: rgb(18, 18, 18); font-family: ']You were saying something about sounding retarded?[/span]


The fuck did you say to me?
Link Posted: 9/27/2016 4:42:33 PM EDT
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You guys realize this is fake. It says humor in the URL. At the bottom it says if you would like to read real news about the debate click here.
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You can tell who the nevertrumpers are
Link Posted: 9/27/2016 5:24:49 PM EDT
[#44]
That was awesome.
Link Posted: 9/27/2016 5:25:23 PM EDT
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Lolwut?
Link Posted: 9/27/2016 5:27:22 PM EDT
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So anyone can proclaim themselves "comedian"

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So anyone can proclaim themselves "comedian"


New Yorker, Humor Section
Link Posted: 9/27/2016 5:27:50 PM EDT
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It should be a bannable offense if it's not tagged as satire.
Link Posted: 9/27/2016 5:36:08 PM EDT
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Wow people are wound tightly here.

Read the article, realize it's humor, have a chuckle (or not) and move on.
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No one cares Canadian.
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Trump is the dumbest smart person on the face of the entire fucking planet.  

He should just fake his little 'health emergency' and drop the fuck out already so that Pence can actually win.  

Edit:  Don't care that it's a joke.  Everything I said stands as written.  
 


No one cares Canadian.


The leaf has gone stark raving mad. I heard they found him in a closet surrounded by empty milk bags and with a ted cruz blow up doll.
Link Posted: 9/27/2016 7:06:23 PM EDT
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What an outrageous lie.



Ali Vitali works for NBC: https://twitter.com/alivitali/status/780842602358829057.



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HEMPSTEAD, N.Y. (The Borowitz Report)—Plunging the future of the 2016 Presidential debates into doubt, Donald J. Trump said on Tuesday morning that he would not participate in the remaining two debates if Hillary Clinton is there.

Trump blasted the format of Monday night’s debate by claiming that the presence of Clinton was “specifically designed” to distract him from delivering his message to the American people
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