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Posted: 9/27/2016 3:16:22 PM EDT
http://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/trump-threatens-to-skip-remaining-debates-if-hillary-is-there
HEMPSTEAD, N.Y. (The Borowitz Report)—Plunging the future of the 2016 Presidential debates into doubt, Donald J. Trump said on Tuesday morning that he would not participate in the remaining two debates if Hillary Clinton is there.
Trump blasted the format of Monday night’s debate by claiming that the presence of Clinton was “specifically designed” to distract him from delivering his message to the American people View Quote The rest at the link... |
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de·bate
d?'bat/ noun 1. a formal discussion on a particular topic in a public meeting or legislative assembly, in which opposing arguments are put forward. synonyms:discussion, discourse, parley, dialogue; More |
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Jesus, he sounds retarded sometimes. And I appreciate what he has done to peel away the charade of an actual Government for the people.
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Im hoping the humor section means satire because Im not giving the new yorker a click to find out.
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Kinda defeats the purpose of a debate if one of them isn't there.
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These fake news site/fake stories getting posted here is becoming quite the epidemic.
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OP, I'm not sure if you're serious.
There are too many example of people posting fake news now to know if you're being sarcastic or tasting your monitor. Sadly I'm also not convinced Trump wouldn't say something along those lines |
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Trump is the dumbest smart person on the face of the entire fucking planet.
He should just fake his little 'health emergency' and drop the fuck out already so that Pence can actually win. Edit: Don't care that it's a joke. Everything I said stands as written. |
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I think it's a good sign that the left has only come up with satire to hit Trump after a 90 minute debate.
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You guys realize this is fake. It says humor in the URL. At the bottom it says if you would like to read real news about the debate click here.
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John Podesta was on Fox News today trying to push this story.
ETA: this is how desperate the Clinton campaign is. They plant a fake story, send someone out to talk about it in the mainstream media and then dolts who don't know better link to a fake news story and that's how the left operates. |
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True fact: Andy Borowitz's picture is in the dictionary under "smarmy cocksucker".
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http://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/trump-threatens-to-skip-remaining-debates-if-hillary-is-there
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Trump is the dumbest smart person on the face of the entire fucking planet. He should just fake his little 'health emergency' and drop the fuck out already so that Pence can actually win. Edit: Don't care that it's a joke. Everything I said stands as written. View Quote Was this the last straw for you? Now voting for Fhrc? I myself am not going to give any thought or be swayed from propaganda info and political agitators of The U.S.A 's elections. My being a U.S.A registered voter TRUMPS an opinion. |
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Trump is the dumbest smart person on the face of the entire fucking planet. He should just fake his little 'health emergency' and drop the fuck out already so that Pence can actually win. Edit: Don't care that it's a joke. Everything I said stands as written. View Quote Hook, line, & sinker. Silly Canadians. |
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http://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/trump-threatens-to-skip-remaining-debates-if-hillary-is-there HEMPSTEAD, N.Y. (The Borowitz Report)—Plunging the future of the 2016 Presidential debates into doubt, Donald J. Trump said on Tuesday morning that he would not participate in the remaining two debates if Hillary Clinton is there.
Trump blasted the format of Monday night’s debate by claiming that the presence of Clinton was “specifically designed” to distract him from delivering his message to the American people View Quote The rest at the link... View Quote The only thing dumber than "fake news" is the people who rebroadcast it around the net. |
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Trump is the dumbest smart person on the face of the entire fucking planet. He should just fake his little 'health emergency' and drop the fuck out already so that Pence can actually win. Edit: Don't care that it's a joke. Everything I said stands as written. View Quote No one cares Canadian. |
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The only thing dumber than "fake news" is the people who rebroadcast it around the net. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted:
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http://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/trump-threatens-to-skip-remaining-debates-if-hillary-is-there HEMPSTEAD, N.Y. (The Borowitz Report)—Plunging the future of the 2016 Presidential debates into doubt, Donald J. Trump said on Tuesday morning that he would not participate in the remaining two debates if Hillary Clinton is there.
Trump blasted the format of Monday night’s debate by claiming that the presence of Clinton was “specifically designed” to distract him from delivering his message to the American people The rest at the link... The only thing dumber than "fake news" is the people who rebroadcast it around the net. Lighten up, Francis. |
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Trump is the dumbest smart person on the face of the entire fucking planet. He should just fake his little 'health emergency' and drop the fuck out already so that Pence can actually win. Edit: Don't care that it's a joke. Everything I said stands as written. View Quote That's good. Never let reality interfere with your arguments. |
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Andy Borowitz is a New York Times best-selling author and a comedian who has written for The New Yorker since 1998. He writes the Borowitz Report for newyorker.com View Quote So anyone can proclaim themselves "comedian" |
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Trump is the dumbest smart person on the face of the entire fucking planet. He should just fake his little 'health emergency' and drop the fuck out already so that Pence can actually win. Edit: Don't care that it's a joke. Everything I said stands as written. View Quote You're an endless source of amusement. |
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Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: http://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/trump-threatens-to-skip-remaining-debates-if-hillary-is-there HEMPSTEAD, N.Y. (The Borowitz Report)—Plunging the future of the 2016 Presidential debates into doubt, Donald J. Trump said on Tuesday morning that he would not participate in the remaining two debates if Hillary Clinton is there. Trump blasted the format of Monday night’s debate by claiming that the presence of Clinton was "specifically designed” to distract him from delivering his message to the American people The rest at the link... The only thing dumber than "fake news" is the people who rebroadcast it around the net. Lighten up, Francis. I've put people on ignore for posting dumb fake news before. There is enough BS in GD as there is, dealing with those seeking attention by posting fake news isn't something I need to be bothered with. |
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Trump is the dumbest smart person on the face of the entire fucking planet. He should just fake his little 'health emergency' and drop the fuck out already so that Pence can actually win. Edit: Don't care that it's a joke. Everything I said stands as written. That's good. Never let reality interfere with your arguments. The reality is he sees Clinton as better for Canada so he roots for her and tries to tear down her only viable competition. He rarely posts in a thread that isn't about Trump and when he does he usually finds some way to disrupt the thread with his anti Trump rants. |
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http://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/trump-threatens-to-skip-remaining-debates-if-hillary-is-there HEMPSTEAD, N.Y. (The Borowitz Report)—Plunging the future of the 2016 Presidential debates into doubt, Donald J. Trump said on Tuesday morning that he would not participate in the remaining two debates if Hillary Clinton is there.
Trump blasted the format of Monday night’s debate by claiming that the presence of Clinton was “specifically designed” to distract him from delivering his message to the American people The rest at the link... . The only thing dumber than "fake news" is the people who rebroadcast it around the net. This Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile |
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Can this thread get locked and nuked before more tards show up and spread the tardedness around for more tardation.
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Someone asked Clinton earlier today about Trump not showing up for the next two debates.
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http://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/trump-threatens-to-skip-remaining-debates-if-hillary-is-there HEMPSTEAD, N.Y. (The Borowitz Report)—Plunging the future of the 2016 Presidential debates into doubt, Donald J. Trump said on Tuesday morning that he would not participate in the remaining two debates if Hillary Clinton is there.
Trump blasted the format of Monday night’s debate by claiming that the presence of Clinton was “specifically designed” to distract him from delivering his message to the American people The rest at the link... The only thing dumber than "fake news" is the people who rebroadcast it around the net. Lighten up, Francis. How about no. Please post a disclaimer IN THE THREAD TITLE that this is a fake news article, or you are knowingly posting false information to further a political agenda. If I were a mod I would give you a nice long time-out for this. |
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Quoted: Jesus, he sounds retarded sometimes. And I appreciate what he has done to peel away the charade of an actual Government for the people. View Quote "Andy Borowitz is a New York best-selling author and a comedian who has written for The New Yorker since 1998. " You were saying something about sounding retarded? |
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"Andy Borowitz is a New York <em style="border: 0px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; color: rgb(18, 18, 18); font-family: 'Adobe Caslon', Georgia, 'Times New Roman', Times, serif; font-size: 18px; letter-spacing: -0.20000000298023224px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto;">Times[/span][span style='color: rgb(18, 18, 18); font-family: '] best-selling author and a comedian who has written for [/span]<em style="border: 0px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; color: rgb(18, 18, 18); font-family: 'Adobe Caslon', Georgia, 'Times New Roman', Times, serif; font-size: 18px; letter-spacing: -0.20000000298023224px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto;">The New Yorker[/span][span style='color: rgb(18, 18, 18); font-family: '] since 1998. "[/span] [span style='color: rgb(18, 18, 18); font-family: '] [/span] [span style='color: rgb(18, 18, 18); font-family: ']You were saying something about sounding retarded?[/span] View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted:
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Jesus, he sounds retarded sometimes. And I appreciate what he has done to peel away the charade of an actual Government for the people. "Andy Borowitz is a New York <em style="border: 0px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; color: rgb(18, 18, 18); font-family: 'Adobe Caslon', Georgia, 'Times New Roman', Times, serif; font-size: 18px; letter-spacing: -0.20000000298023224px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto;">Times[/span][span style='color: rgb(18, 18, 18); font-family: '] best-selling author and a comedian who has written for [/span]<em style="border: 0px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; color: rgb(18, 18, 18); font-family: 'Adobe Caslon', Georgia, 'Times New Roman', Times, serif; font-size: 18px; letter-spacing: -0.20000000298023224px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto;">The New Yorker[/span][span style='color: rgb(18, 18, 18); font-family: '] since 1998. "[/span] [span style='color: rgb(18, 18, 18); font-family: '] [/span] [span style='color: rgb(18, 18, 18); font-family: ']You were saying something about sounding retarded?[/span] The fuck did you say to me? |
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So anyone can proclaim themselves "comedian" View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted:
Andy Borowitz is a New York Times best-selling author and a comedian who has written for The New Yorker since 1998. He writes the Borowitz Report for newyorker.com So anyone can proclaim themselves "comedian" New Yorker, Humor Section |
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Wow people are wound tightly here.
Read the article, realize it's humor, have a chuckle (or not) and move on. |
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Trump is the dumbest smart person on the face of the entire fucking planet. He should just fake his little 'health emergency' and drop the fuck out already so that Pence can actually win. Edit: Don't care that it's a joke. Everything I said stands as written. No one cares Canadian. The leaf has gone stark raving mad. I heard they found him in a closet surrounded by empty milk bags and with a ted cruz blow up doll. |
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What an outrageous lie.
Ali Vitali works for NBC: https://twitter.com/alivitali/status/780842602358829057. Quoted:
http://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/trump-threatens-to-skip-remaining-debates-if-hillary-is-there HEMPSTEAD, N.Y. (The Borowitz Report)—Plunging the future of the 2016 Presidential debates into doubt, Donald J. Trump said on Tuesday morning that he would not participate in the remaining two debates if Hillary Clinton is there.
Trump blasted the format of Monday night’s debate by claiming that the presence of Clinton was “specifically designed” to distract him from delivering his message to the American people View Quote The rest at the link... View Quote |
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