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Posted: 8/26/2016 10:44:06 PM EDT
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It's pretty exciting. You can ask me questions if you want, I guess. I might answer some of them. I probably won't ansewr them all. I really don't like most of you guys that much. Just drinking some Knob Creek on the rocks and playing some warship game. In my new house. Over a week off of work. Going up north to check the trail cameras and shoot some guns for part of the honeymoon. My life is awesome. Just quoted for posterity. |
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Posted: 8/26/2016 10:45:27 PM EDT
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Just quoted for posterity. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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It's pretty exciting. You can ask me questions if you want, I guess. I might answer some of them. I probably won't ansewr them all. I really don't like most of you guys that much. Just drinking some Knob Creek on the rocks and playing some warship game. In my new house. Over a week off of work. Going up north to check the trail cameras and shoot some guns for part of the honeymoon. My life is awesome. Just quoted for posterity. Don't be an asshole. 
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Posted: 8/26/2016 10:45:56 PM EDT
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It's pretty exciting. You can ask me questions if you want, I guess. I might answer some of them. I probably won't ansewr them all. I really don't like most of you guys that much. Just drinking some Knob Creek on the rocks and playing some warship game. In my new house. Over a week off of work. Going up north to check the trail cameras and shoot some guns for part of the honeymoon. My life is awesome. Best post ever. "I'm getting married. You guys suck and I hate you. I got me a new house. I'm drunk. Ask muh qweshtunz!!!" |
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Posted: 8/26/2016 10:46:22 PM EDT
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Marrage is great. But don't do it. Seriously, I love being married. Not even once. The best thing I've done. Wouldn't recommend it to someone I didn't like.
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Posted: 8/26/2016 10:46:32 PM EDT
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I have a question.
You don't like most of us, so why should we ask you any questions? 
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Posted: 8/26/2016 10:46:47 PM EDT
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Don't fo. This is 2016, marriage is for suckers
j/k Have a great life. |
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Posted: 8/26/2016 10:47:06 PM EDT
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Marrage is great. But don't do it. Seriously, I love being married. Not even once. The best thing I've done. Wouldn't recommend it to someone I didn't like. Either I've had more to drink than I realize or your post is very confusing. |
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Posted: 8/26/2016 10:47:30 PM EDT
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Well someone has to do the obligatory ARFCOM "eject" post.
Good luck OP. Congrats. |
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Posted: 8/26/2016 10:47:33 PM EDT
[#9]
No more blow jobs for you...LOL
I am not lying been married three times. Good luck though! |
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Posted: 8/26/2016 10:47:34 PM EDT
[#10]
Congrats!
Much happiness to you both. |
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Posted: 8/26/2016 10:47:49 PM EDT
[#11]
What church?
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Posted: 8/26/2016 10:47:52 PM EDT
[#12]
DONT DO ITTTTTTT
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Posted: 8/26/2016 10:48:42 PM EDT
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How many kids do you want and how long from now do you want to have them?
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Posted: 8/26/2016 10:48:45 PM EDT
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No more blow jobs for you...LOL I am not lying been married three times. Good luck though! I'm better on my own anyway *squirts lotion into hand* |
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Posted: 8/26/2016 10:49:25 PM EDT
[#15]
Sorry
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Posted: 8/26/2016 10:49:26 PM EDT
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How many kids do you want and how long from now do you want to have them? No more than two and probably not for a couple years yet. Money is going to be tight till I get a bit further along into my apprentifceship. |
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Posted: 8/26/2016 10:50:23 PM EDT
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What church? The one up the road. Missouri Synod. edit: Reception is at the legion hall. You're all invited. |
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Posted: 8/26/2016 10:51:12 PM EDT
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OP, my advice after 26 years of marriage is DON'T DO IT!!!
Stay single, enjoy life. |
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Posted: 8/26/2016 10:51:45 PM EDT
[#19]
What's her name?
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Posted: 8/26/2016 10:52:01 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Marrage is great. But don't do it. Seriously, I love being married. Not even once. The best thing I've done. Wouldn't recommend it to someone I didn't like. |
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Posted: 8/26/2016 10:52:09 PM EDT
[#21]
No pics?
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Posted: 8/26/2016 10:53:08 PM EDT
[#22]
My condolences OP.
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Posted: 8/26/2016 10:53:14 PM EDT
[#23]
Congrats
Don't listen to the nay sayers. If you do it right, treat her right, and she's a good woman, your life will continue to be awesome. |
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Posted: 8/26/2016 10:53:21 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I'm better on my own anyway *squirts lotion into hand* Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: No more blow jobs for you...LOL I am not lying been married three times. Good luck though! I'm better on my own anyway *squirts lotion into hand* But it's hard to do with the TV remote in the other hand, other than that all I can say is user name is appropriate. Seriously best of luck to you, I will be doing it for the fourth time next summer. I will be 53 she will be 49 and we will have been together for about 7 years by then so we have a lot of patience with each other. Your first time I take it, or not? ETA: drinking and ham fisting the keyboard |
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Posted: 8/26/2016 10:53:26 PM EDT
[#25]
Are you worried that when Trump wins he'll make your marriage illegal again?
Not that there's anything wrong with that. |
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Posted: 8/26/2016 10:54:42 PM EDT
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No more blow jobs for you...LOL I am not lying been married three times. Good luck though! This is a lie. You're doing something wrong. |
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Posted: 8/26/2016 10:55:42 PM EDT
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You get one vagina for the rest of your life. Real smart. Way to work it through.
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Posted: 8/26/2016 10:56:01 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: This is a lie. You're doing something wrong. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: No more blow jobs for you...LOL I am not lying been married three times. Good luck though! This is a lie. You're doing something wrong. And my dear sir how long have you been married? |
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Posted: 8/26/2016 10:57:08 PM EDT
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I'm visiting your state tomorrow. Mostly full of super fat bitches in my experience.
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Posted: 8/26/2016 10:57:19 PM EDT
[#30]
Congrats and good luck! Where/when do you plan to go for the honeymoon?
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Posted: 8/26/2016 10:58:10 PM EDT
[#31]
Congratulations, man! Wishing you both an awesome wedding day and lots of love for years to come.
Enjoy the whiskey and gaming while she still thinks its charming and you haven't screwed anything up lately. Just remember that she's a good person, don't hold grudges, you do the dishes, and you'll be set. Have an awesome honeymoon! |
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Posted: 8/26/2016 10:59:15 PM EDT
[#32]
Is it the chick that gave you chlamidia?
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Posted: 8/26/2016 10:59:36 PM EDT
[#33]
What's your favorite flavor of Jello? |
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Posted: 8/26/2016 10:59:37 PM EDT
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This is a lie. You're doing something wrong. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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No more blow jobs for you...LOL I am not lying been married three times. Good luck though! This is a lie. You're doing something wrong. +1, I wouldn't blow him, either, with that attitude. |
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Posted: 8/26/2016 11:00:02 PM EDT
[#35]
Don't forget your towel.
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Posted: 8/26/2016 11:00:22 PM EDT
[#36]
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It's pretty exciting. You can ask me questions if you want, I guess. I might answer some of them. I probably won't ansewr them all. I really don't like most of you guys that much. Just drinking some Knob Creek on the rocks and playing some warship game. In my new house. Over a week off of work. Going up north to check the trail cameras and shoot some guns for part of the honeymoon. My life is awesome. Normally I wouldn't be a dick, but it is what it is. Guy I bought my house from has 2 kids, 3 years old and 8 weeks old. Passed him in the grocery store today. Wife left him after 11 years, and thankfullly everything was signed over to him as she married a dr. She didn't rob him of everything he had.I told him he was very lucky. Good luck Towely. |
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Posted: 8/26/2016 11:00:57 PM EDT
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Either I've had more to drink than I realize or your post is very confusing. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Marrage is great. But don't do it. Seriously, I love being married. Not even once. The best thing I've done. Wouldn't recommend it to someone I didn't like. Either I've had more to drink than I realize or your post is very confusing. It will make sense much later in life. I pray that you make it long enough for it to make sense. 
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Posted: 8/26/2016 11:01:13 PM EDT
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How's the bachelor party coming along ?
Oh, wait..... Sorry. |
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Posted: 8/26/2016 11:01:32 PM EDT
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Posted: 8/26/2016 11:01:49 PM EDT
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But it's hard to do with the TV remote in the other hand, other than that all I can say is user name is appropriate. Seriously best of luck to you, I will be doing it for the fourth time next summer. I will be 53 she will be 49 and we will have been together for about 7 years by then so we have a lot of patience with each other. Your first time I take it, or not? ETA: drinking and ham fisting the keyboard Quote HistoryQuoted:
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No more blow jobs for you...LOL I am not lying been married three times. Good luck though! I'm better on my own anyway *squirts lotion into hand* But it's hard to do with the TV remote in the other hand, other than that all I can say is user name is appropriate. Seriously best of luck to you, I will be doing it for the fourth time next summer. I will be 53 she will be 49 and we will have been together for about 7 years by then so we have a lot of patience with each other. Your first time I take it, or not? ETA: drinking and ham fisting the keyboard First time. Been together six years. |
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Posted: 8/26/2016 11:02:30 PM EDT
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Marrage is great. But don't do it. Seriously, I love being married. Not even once. The best thing I've done. Wouldn't recommend it to someone I didn't like. 
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Posted: 8/26/2016 11:03:05 PM EDT
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Good luck. Keep your focus on doing a good job.
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Posted: 8/26/2016 11:05:09 PM EDT
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Congrats and good luck! Where/when do you plan to go for the honeymoon? Nowhere special. After buying the house we are saving up so we aren't splurging for the honeymoon. Going to do some fishing. Go to the family property up north and do some shooting. Maybe swing through the Dells to pet some deer and grab pizza and moosejaw. |
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Posted: 8/26/2016 11:05:29 PM EDT
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Is it the chick that gave you chlamidia? Negative. That was some psycho nurse from St. Joe's hospital in MKE. |
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Posted: 8/26/2016 11:05:31 PM EDT
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Hey that's great man , congrats !!!
Say, who's the lucky guy? |
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Posted: 8/26/2016 11:05:51 PM EDT
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It seems like just yesterday you were banging whores and getting STDs, now you all grows up.
So bittersweet. |
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Posted: 8/26/2016 11:06:07 PM EDT
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I'm married and I get blowjobs whenever I want
Congrats OP, 50% chance it works out, not the worst odds ever Keep in mind that marriage involves some work from both parties to make it awesome, as long as you two are willing to do that then youll be fine |
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Posted: 8/26/2016 11:06:57 PM EDT
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How's the bachelor party coming along ? Oh, wait..... Sorry. ?? It was a blast. Two weeks ago. Fished our dicks off. The smoked trout was fantastic. |
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Posted: 8/26/2016 11:07:13 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: First time. Been together six years. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: No more blow jobs for you...LOL I am not lying been married three times. Good luck though! I'm better on my own anyway *squirts lotion into hand* But it's hard to do with the TV remote in the other hand, other than that all I can say is user name is appropriate. Seriously best of luck to you, I will be doing it for the fourth time next summer. I will be 53 she will be 49 and we will have been together for about 7 years by then so we have a lot of patience with each other. Your first time I take it, or not? ETA: drinking and ham fisting the keyboard First time. Been together six years. The best advice I can give you is put each other first and not let family get between you. Like I said I wish you the best and the BJ thing was a joke. Stuff does change though I don't know why, never become to comfortable or take your wife for granted and you'll do well. |
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Posted: 8/26/2016 11:07:18 PM EDT
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The groom is standing at the altar with a smile on his face. He says to the best man, "I am so happy! Last night I got the best blowjob of my entie life, and I am about to marry the girl who gave it to me."
In the back of the church the bride has a even bigger smile on her face. She turns and says to the maid of honor, "I am so happy! Last night I gave the last blowjob of my entire life." True Story. |
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