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Posted: 7/28/2016 2:57:08 AM EDT
Your significant other wanted to do it, you were like WTF?
Went ahead and did it anyway. |
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In a conference room in one of the buildings where I work on a sat nite. Right on the big table
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Behind a waffle house dumpster. Sometimes you look back and realize where it all went wrong
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9th tee on a golf course
On a dirt bike(while riding) In the trunk at a drive in movie On the counter of a popular fast food restaurant after closing On the roof of the police station. In front of an open 15th floor hotel window while watching the baseball game down in the stadium |
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1987 on a discarded but clean looking mattress someone threw out in the woods where we would all throw parties. Both the girl I was sexing and I caught crabs from it.
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Naw she was trampy and I was desperate, or visa versa- but there was waffle batter EVERYWHERE
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In the parking lot of her dads restaurant. Afterwards she made me a burrito
Or the time in my best friends parent's hot tub. |
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Serving counter of the restaurant where she worked. After closing time.
Her hand kept hitting the cash register, ringing up like 3 feet of "NO SALE" white tape. The employees who opened the next morning were like, "WTF?" Who was playing with the cash register last night? |
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Not a place but a old gf's mom walked in while top dead center of the compression stroke.
That was a REALLY awkward week. |
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School bus on a high school basketball trip with my cheerleader girlfriend after we won a tournament.
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9th tee on a golf course On a dirt bike(while riding) In the trunk at a drive in movie On the counter of a popular fast food restaurant after closing On the roof of the police station. In front of an open 15th floor hotel window while watching the baseball game down in the stadium View Quote In a trunk? Are you a midget? |
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At a party back in college with about 8 people watching...
Another time on a walking path bridge over a busy road while two people watched from about 15 yards away |
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Behind a waffle house dumpster. Sometimes you look back and realize where it all went wrong View Quote Behind a dumpster, with a hooker, in Munich, during Oktoberfest ETA: After that, I walked about 20 more minutes down the street, ran into another hooker. I put my arm around her waist and then she upper cutted me on the chin. Then we fucked |
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My house where multiple people could hear it (alcohol may have been a factor)
Public beach at night (either that or not at all) |
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in the middle of the old PA turnpike tunnel
and one time at a family owned grocery stores bathroom |
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Balcony of a high rise hotel in Vancouver, BC.
Red dirt beach of an Oklahoma lake, some early morning fishermen drove up on us to check their lines. lol. |
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Your significant other wanted to do it, you were like WTF? Went ahead and did it anyway. View Quote In front of my girlfriends sleeping brother. |
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Her seated on rifle rest at shooting range is the most recent .
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On a stack of fresh linens in the linen closet at a restaurant during the time just before the rush. Those soiled linens were being put on tables 30 minutes after the deed. This was a place where the line cooks snorted coke off dinner plates, just before slapping your ribeye on the same plate and sending it to the expediter.
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My wife's mom walked in on us when we were in high school. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted:
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Not a place but a old gf's mom walked in while top dead center of the compression stroke. That was a REALLY awkward week. My wife's mom walked in on us when we were in high school. At least you were married... |
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9th tee on a golf course On a dirt bike(while riding) In the trunk at a drive in movie On the counter of a popular fast food restaurant after closing On the roof of the police station. In front of an open 15th floor hotel window while watching the baseball game down in the stadium View Quote You have a short bucket list, don't you? |
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Not a place but a old gf's mom walked in while top dead center of the compression stroke. That was a REALLY awkward week. My wife's mom walked in on us when we were in high school. At least you were married... Not back then obviously. Worded poorly my bad. |
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At a party back in college with about 8 people watching... Another time on a walking path bridge over a busy road while two people watched from about 15 yards away View Quote https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rRrK2XERXOs |
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