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Posted: 7/24/2016 12:17:59 PM EDT
Fuuuck.ii get that the biological goal of every specis is to reproduce. but this is too much. SO MUCH TESTESTERONE!~!1! i cant handle this.
just random boners pop up when looking at girls and their huge tanned thighs . i guess at least I dont have a gf or a wife to nag me about looking at other women Oh man I remember dancing at a prom. Had a boner too, had to tell the girl I needed to tie my shoe and spent like 2min tying it for it to go away (made some bullshit excuse they the laces were new and slippery, and they were to an extent on those dress shoes) Or having to rub one out every other day, sometimes 2 a day LOL. Fuuu nature Man i wish we were like girls so we werent so horny about every other day or so. I guess there is at least video games but WoW isnt going into the right direction |
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Wait'll you get 50ish or so, it won't be nearly so much of a problem. Then you'll need to take boner pills.
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Best use of this .gif I've seen yet. |
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Fuuuck.ii get that the biological goal of every specis is to reproduce. but this is too much. SO MUCH TESTESTERONE!~!1! i cant handle this. just random boners pop up when looking at girls and their huge tanned thighs . i guess at least I dont have a gf or a wife to nag me about looking at other women Oh man I remember dancing at a prom. Had a boner too, had to tell the girl I needed to tie my shoe and spent like 2min tying it for it to go away (made some bullshit excuse they the laces were new and slippery, and they were to an extent on those dress shoes) Or having to rub one out every other day, sometimes 2 a day LOL. Fuuu nature Man i wish we were like girls so we werent so horny about every other day or so. I guess there is at least video games but WoW isnt going into the right direction View Quote Just incase it gets edited. You are a new level of weird. |
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.......Man i wish we were like girls so we werent so horny about every other day or so. I guess there is at least video games but WoW isnt going into the right direction View Quote Say whaaaat? Interesting, considering the sex toy/ vibrator industry does hundreds of millions in sales every year... Who exactly do you think is buying all of them??? (hint- it's not the guys) |
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just tuck it between your legs...
I hear that's what guys who make roommate skinSuits do.. |
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Gotta use that testosterone to build muscle and become more attractive, so go lift weights!!! Men gotta spread the seed, so get out there and bang some women. But yeah when you get older this won't be so much of a problem. You'll be like Al Bundy when his wife wants sex you won't want to do it.
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WoWpro,
I've always loved dogs. Embarrassing wood can be blunted with imagining dead puppies. Well, it worked for me. |
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Fuuuck.ii get that the biological goal of every specis is to reproduce. but this is too much. SO MUCH TESTESTERONE!~!1! i cant handle this. just random boners pop up when looking at girls and their huge tanned thighs . i guess at least I dont have a gf or a wife to nag me about looking at other women Oh man I remember dancing at a prom. Had a boner too, had to tell the girl I needed to tie my shoe and spent like 2min tying it for it to go away (made some bullshit excuse they the laces were new and slippery, and they were to an extent on those dress shoes) Or having to rub one out every other day, sometimes 2 a day LOL. Fuuu nature Man i wish we were like girls so we werent so horny about every other day or so. I guess there is at least video games but WoW isnt going into the right direction View Quote I'm quoting this because, well, you just can't make this shit up. |
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Why hide it. Embrace it. I like to wear gym shorts in public. The chicks dig the extra attention. This isn't high school anymore.
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Quoted: Fuuuck.ii get that the biological goal of every specis is to reproduce. but this is too much. SO MUCH TESTESTERONE!~!1! i cant handle this. just random boners pop up when looking at girls and their huge tanned thighs . i guess at least I dont have a gf or a wife to nag me about looking at other women Oh man I remember dancing at a prom. Had a boner too, had to tell the girl I needed to tie my shoe and spent like 2min tying it for it to go away (made some bullshit excuse they the laces were new and slippery, and they were to an extent on those dress shoes) Or having to rub one out every other day, sometimes 2 a day LOL. Fuuu nature Man i wish we were like girls so we werent so horny about every other day or so. I guess there is at least video games but WoW isnt going into the right direction View Quote |
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You're the kind of guy I hope my daughters never bring home......
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Fuuuck.ii get that the biological goal of every specis is to reproduce. but this is too much. SO MUCH TESTESTERONE!~!1! i cant handle this. just random boners pop up when looking at girls and their huge tanned thighs . i guess at least I dont have a gf or a wife to nag me about looking at other women Oh man I remember dancing at a prom. Had a boner too, had to tell the girl I needed to tie my shoe and spent like 2min tying it for it to go away (made some bullshit excuse they the laces were new and slippery, and they were to an extent on those dress shoes) Or having to rub one out every other day, sometimes 2 a day LOL. Fuuu nature Man i wish we were like girls so we werent so horny about every other day or so. I guess there is at least video games but WoW isnt going into the right direction View Quote |
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OR... the Dr puts you on a med with one of the side affects is no orgasm. so you live the rest of your life horny and cant do a thing about it.. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted:
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Wait'll you get 50ish or so, it won't be nearly so much of a problem. Then you'll need to take boner pills. OR... the Dr puts you on a med with one of the side affects is no orgasm. so you live the rest of your life horny and cant do a thing about it.. God damn. I never heard of THAT before. Shit, I would just as soon the doc put me down. |
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