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Posted: 7/24/2016 12:17:59 PM EDT
Fuuuck.ii get that the biological goal of every specis is to reproduce. but this is too much. SO MUCH TESTESTERONE!~!1! i cant handle this.
just random boners pop up when looking at girls and their huge tanned  thighs . i guess at least I dont have a gf or a wife to nag me about looking at other women

Oh man I remember dancing at a prom. Had a boner too, had to tell the girl I needed to tie my shoe and spent like 2min tying it for it to go away (made some bullshit excuse they the laces were new and slippery, and they were to an extent on those dress shoes)
Or having to rub one out every other day, sometimes 2 a day LOL. Fuuu nature

Man i wish we were like girls so we werent so horny about every other day or so. I guess there is at least video games but WoW isnt going into the right direction
Link Posted: 7/24/2016 12:18:57 PM EDT
[#1]
You don't get out much, do you?
 
Link Posted: 7/24/2016 12:19:13 PM EDT
[#2]
Cuz of bitches, yo
Link Posted: 7/24/2016 12:19:23 PM EDT
[#3]
wtf? Are you hitting puberty?
Link Posted: 7/24/2016 12:19:33 PM EDT
[#4]
WoWPro thread? In on one!
Link Posted: 7/24/2016 12:19:38 PM EDT
[#5]
Link Posted: 7/24/2016 12:19:51 PM EDT
[#6]
Your mommy and I will explain this when you're older.
 
Link Posted: 7/24/2016 12:19:52 PM EDT
[#7]


WoWPro Thread.



Link Posted: 7/24/2016 12:19:52 PM EDT
[#8]
Link Posted: 7/24/2016 12:19:54 PM EDT
[#9]
Wait'll you get 50ish or so, it won't be nearly so much of a problem.  Then you'll need to take boner pills.
Link Posted: 7/24/2016 12:20:03 PM EDT
[#10]

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You don't out much, do you?
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Expecting WoWPro to get out much is like expecting Hillary to admit to Benghazi.
Link Posted: 7/24/2016 12:20:24 PM EDT
[#11]
what the fuck
Link Posted: 7/24/2016 12:20:33 PM EDT
[#12]
Where's the Lincoln?
Link Posted: 7/24/2016 12:20:43 PM EDT
[#13]
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wtf? Are you hitting puberty?
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No shit. Random boners because the wind blew the right way was constant during puberty.
Link Posted: 7/24/2016 12:20:49 PM EDT
[#14]
Ballz...
Link Posted: 7/24/2016 12:20:50 PM EDT
[#15]
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Best use of this .gif I've seen yet.
Link Posted: 7/24/2016 12:20:56 PM EDT
[#16]
My wife is hornier.
Link Posted: 7/24/2016 12:22:17 PM EDT
[#17]
In on boners
Link Posted: 7/24/2016 12:22:47 PM EDT
[#18]
WoWpro is the only quality troll on this board these days.

Link Posted: 7/24/2016 12:22:49 PM EDT
[#19]
Quoted:
Fuuuck.ii get that the biological goal of every specis is to reproduce. but this is too much. SO MUCH TESTESTERONE!~!1! i cant handle this.
just random boners pop up when looking at girls and their huge tanned  thighs . i guess at least I dont have a gf or a wife to nag me about looking at other women

Oh man I remember dancing at a prom. Had a boner too, had to tell the girl I needed to tie my shoe and spent like 2min tying it for it to go away (made some bullshit excuse they the laces were new and slippery, and they were to an extent on those dress shoes)
Or having to rub one out every other day, sometimes 2 a day LOL. Fuuu nature

Man i wish we were like girls so we werent so horny about every other day or so. I guess there is at least video games but WoW isnt going into the right direction
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Just incase it gets edited.

You are a new level of weird.
Link Posted: 7/24/2016 12:23:01 PM EDT
[#20]
Who are you? Really.


Link Posted: 7/24/2016 12:23:02 PM EDT
[#21]
OP's sigline is appropriate.
Link Posted: 7/24/2016 12:23:06 PM EDT
[#22]
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.......Man i wish we were like girls so we werent so horny about every other day or so. I guess there is at least video games but WoW isnt going into the right direction
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Say whaaaat?

Interesting, considering the sex toy/ vibrator industry does hundreds of millions in sales every year...

Who exactly do you think is buying all of them???
(hint- it's not the guys)
Link Posted: 7/24/2016 12:23:17 PM EDT
[#23]
OP just discovered sticky white goo for the first time
Link Posted: 7/24/2016 12:23:48 PM EDT
[#24]
just tuck it between your legs...

I hear that's what guys who make roommate skinSuits do..
Link Posted: 7/24/2016 12:23:49 PM EDT
[#25]
Link Posted: 7/24/2016 12:23:50 PM EDT
[#26]
Gotta use that testosterone to build muscle and become more attractive, so go lift weights!!! Men gotta spread the seed, so get out there and bang some women. But yeah when you get older this won't be so much of a problem. You'll be like Al Bundy when his wife wants sex you won't want to do it.
Link Posted: 7/24/2016 12:23:59 PM EDT
[#27]
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WoWpro is the only quality troll on this board these days.

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If only he didn't try so hard
Link Posted: 7/24/2016 12:24:05 PM EDT
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what the fuck
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Wowpro. In!
Link Posted: 7/24/2016 12:24:12 PM EDT
[#29]
Women are every bit as horny.
Link Posted: 7/24/2016 12:24:14 PM EDT
[#30]
Looking at the "historical records" that is not always the case.

Link Posted: 7/24/2016 12:24:15 PM EDT
[#31]
Link Posted: 7/24/2016 12:24:43 PM EDT
[#32]
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Who are you? Really.


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He's eastern Europe's James Bond.
Link Posted: 7/24/2016 12:24:50 PM EDT
[#33]
Me So Horny.
Link Posted: 7/24/2016 12:25:05 PM EDT
[#34]
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Women are every bit as horny.
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Even more dirty then men although they won't admit it
Link Posted: 7/24/2016 12:25:45 PM EDT
[#35]
It's the womens fault for not dressing properly.
uploading pictures
Link Posted: 7/24/2016 12:26:18 PM EDT
[#36]
Link Posted: 7/24/2016 12:26:23 PM EDT
[#37]
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Who are you? Really.


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If you can handle it
Link Posted: 7/24/2016 12:26:38 PM EDT
[#38]
WoWpro,

I've always loved dogs.  Embarrassing wood can be blunted with imagining dead puppies. Well, it worked for me.
Link Posted: 7/24/2016 12:26:40 PM EDT
[#39]
Tuck that shit in your waist band.
Link Posted: 7/24/2016 12:26:43 PM EDT
[#40]
In on one.
Link Posted: 7/24/2016 12:26:54 PM EDT
[#41]
Quoted:
Fuuuck.ii get that the biological goal of every specis is to reproduce. but this is too much. SO MUCH TESTESTERONE!~!1! i cant handle this.
just random boners pop up when looking at girls and their huge tanned  thighs . i guess at least I dont have a gf or a wife to nag me about looking at other women

Oh man I remember dancing at a prom. Had a boner too, had to tell the girl I needed to tie my shoe and spent like 2min tying it for it to go away (made some bullshit excuse they the laces were new and slippery, and they were to an extent on those dress shoes)
Or having to rub one out every other day, sometimes 2 a day LOL. Fuuu nature

Man i wish we were like girls so we werent so horny about every other day or so. I guess there is at least video games but WoW isnt going into the right direction
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I'm quoting this because, well, you just can't make this shit up.

Link Posted: 7/24/2016 12:27:11 PM EDT
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Wait'll you get 50ish or so, it won't be nearly so much of a problem.  Then you'll need to take boner pills.
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OR... the Dr puts you on a med with one of the side affects is no orgasm. so you live the rest of your life horny and cant do a thing about it..
Link Posted: 7/24/2016 12:27:12 PM EDT
[#43]
WoWPro thread.
Link Posted: 7/24/2016 12:27:21 PM EDT
[#44]
So how many women are you holding against their will?
Link Posted: 7/24/2016 12:27:36 PM EDT
[#45]
Why hide it.  Embrace it.  I like to wear gym shorts in public.  The chicks dig the extra attention.  This isn't high school anymore.
Link Posted: 7/24/2016 12:27:37 PM EDT
[#46]
How's the forest in your backyard coming?
Link Posted: 7/24/2016 12:28:06 PM EDT
[#47]

Quoted:


Fuuuck.ii get that the biological goal of every specis is to reproduce. but this is too much. SO MUCH TESTESTERONE!~!1! i cant handle this.

just random boners pop up when looking at girls and their huge tanned  thighs . i guess at least I dont have a gf or a wife to nag me about looking at other women



Oh man I remember dancing at a prom. Had a boner too, had to tell the girl I needed to tie my shoe and spent like 2min tying it for it to go away (made some bullshit excuse they the laces were new and slippery, and they were to an extent on those dress shoes)

Or having to rub one out every other day, sometimes 2 a day LOL. Fuuu nature



Man i wish we were like girls so we werent so horny about every other day or so. I guess there is at least video games but WoW isnt going into the right direction
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Just wait until you are older.  When you are lucky to think about sex a couple of times a week, you'll dream of the glory days when you were horny all the time.

 
Link Posted: 7/24/2016 12:28:20 PM EDT
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Wait'll you get 50ish or so, it won't be nearly so much of a problem.  Then you'll need to take boner pills.
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^^^ and you'll be able to have normal conversations with women without being distracted much...probably not
Link Posted: 7/24/2016 12:28:21 PM EDT
[#49]
You're the kind of guy I hope my daughters never bring home......

Quoted:
Fuuuck.ii get that the biological goal of every specis is to reproduce. but this is too much. SO MUCH TESTESTERONE!~!1! i cant handle this.
just random boners pop up when looking at girls and their huge tanned  thighs . i guess at least I dont have a gf or a wife to nag me about looking at other women

Oh man I remember dancing at a prom. Had a boner too, had to tell the girl I needed to tie my shoe and spent like 2min tying it for it to go away (made some bullshit excuse they the laces were new and slippery, and they were to an extent on those dress shoes)
Or having to rub one out every other day, sometimes 2 a day LOL. Fuuu nature

Man i wish we were like girls so we werent so horny about every other day or so. I guess there is at least video games but WoW isnt going into the right direction
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Link Posted: 7/24/2016 12:28:26 PM EDT
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OR... the Dr puts you on a med with one of the side affects is no orgasm. so you live the rest of your life horny and cant do a thing about it..
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Wait'll you get 50ish or so, it won't be nearly so much of a problem.  Then you'll need to take boner pills.


OR... the Dr puts you on a med with one of the side affects is no orgasm. so you live the rest of your life horny and cant do a thing about it..


God damn.  I never heard of THAT before.

Shit, I would just as soon the doc put me down.

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