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Link Posted: 2/8/2016 1:39:39 PM EDT
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Fucking assholes.
Link Posted: 2/8/2016 1:40:22 PM EDT
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Not any more....
Link Posted: 2/8/2016 1:40:37 PM EDT
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No, none of that will be going on sir
Link Posted: 2/8/2016 1:41:47 PM EDT
[#4]
So consensual participation of anal could lead to forcible participation of anal?
Link Posted: 2/8/2016 1:42:46 PM EDT
[#5]
They can blow me
Link Posted: 2/8/2016 1:42:58 PM EDT
[#6]
Stuff like this is why Republicans catch a lot of flak.  Nothing in this bill improves the Nation or Economy.  Gays are still going to pack fudge behind closed doors.
Link Posted: 2/8/2016 1:43:42 PM EDT
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It bans it for straight couples too.
Link Posted: 2/8/2016 1:43:59 PM EDT
[#8]
Hey look! Republicans shooting their chances of reelection in the foot by passing stupid laws.
Link Posted: 2/8/2016 1:44:20 PM EDT
[#9]
Damn, when they wanted to fix the lead pipes in the state, they really fixed the pipes!
Link Posted: 2/8/2016 1:44:34 PM EDT
[#10]
There's something ironic in this story.

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Link Posted: 2/8/2016 1:44:57 PM EDT
[#11]
Someone really has a stick up their ass...
Link Posted: 2/8/2016 1:44:58 PM EDT
[#12]
Queen Victoria will be Pleased.
Link Posted: 2/8/2016 1:45:20 PM EDT
[#13]
I predict that Thursdays will eventually have quite a few law breakers in those parts


we really need to just bulldoze that whole state and start over.
Link Posted: 2/8/2016 1:45:37 PM EDT
[#14]
sheep and horses can now sleep soundly in michigan!
Link Posted: 2/8/2016 1:45:48 PM EDT
[#15]
So all the more important problems have been solved and this is the most important one still left on their plate?
Link Posted: 2/8/2016 1:46:07 PM EDT
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Never pass up a chance to look like a total fool, they have that part down pat.
Link Posted: 2/8/2016 1:46:22 PM EDT
[#17]
Just get a Confined Space Entry Permit. You should be good to go according to OSHA standards.
Link Posted: 2/8/2016 1:46:23 PM EDT
[#18]
It might as well have banned all firearms too. 100% Unconstitutional and thus, unenforcible.
Link Posted: 2/8/2016 1:46:39 PM EDT
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Clearly!
Link Posted: 2/8/2016 1:46:48 PM EDT
[#20]
So, let me get this straight... they want to send a person to 15 years in prison for having anal sex; a place where having anal sex
is part of the daily routine.
Link Posted: 2/8/2016 1:47:00 PM EDT
[#21]
Buttsex Free Zone
Link Posted: 2/8/2016 1:47:23 PM EDT
[#22]

Dear Republicans,

Just shut the fuck up about sex.  Stick to limited government.

Thanks.
Link Posted: 2/8/2016 1:47:53 PM EDT
[#23]

This is the first I have heard of this but,  you can keep your butt fuckers and we'll keep our standard capacity mags and guns.

 
Link Posted: 2/8/2016 1:48:09 PM EDT
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Seriously. How is this even an issue? What's more, a majority actually voted for it, instead of standing up and yelling "Why are we even talking about this?"
Link Posted: 2/8/2016 1:48:22 PM EDT
[#25]
WTF?!
Link Posted: 2/8/2016 1:48:34 PM EDT
[#26]
Fucking dumbasses...

Pass the damn constitutional carry bill instead you fucking tards.
Link Posted: 2/8/2016 1:48:45 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 2/8/2016 1:49:09 PM EDT
[#28]
Mentions "more than a dozen states..."  What are the others and what's the impact to the adult film industry?
Link Posted: 2/8/2016 1:49:18 PM EDT
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Yup
Link Posted: 2/8/2016 1:50:11 PM EDT
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Just shut the fuck up about sex.  Stick to limited government.



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Yep.




Legislating morality is the antithesis of "smaller government."
Link Posted: 2/8/2016 1:50:13 PM EDT
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This is the first I have heard of this but,  you can keep your butt fuckers and we'll keep our standard capacity mags and guns.  


I might only be able to carry ten rounds....but at least I can legally get a blow job.
Link Posted: 2/8/2016 1:51:10 PM EDT
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Fucking dumbasses...



Pass the damn constitutional carry bill instead you fucking tards.
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This^



 
Link Posted: 2/8/2016 1:51:17 PM EDT
[#33]
That's shitty
Link Posted: 2/8/2016 1:51:30 PM EDT
[#34]
Even though this bill is obsentively intended for fixing the menace that is animal buggery in Michigan...is this really even a problem so big in Michigan that it demands legislative action?

If you're the kind of sick fuck would would nail a dog in the ass or suck his dick...threatening you with felony charges isn't going to have any effect on your behavior whatsoever. And if you are that type of person, you need the professional services of a psychiatrist, not prison.

Link Posted: 2/8/2016 1:51:33 PM EDT
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As of April 2014, 17 states either have not yet formally repealed their laws against sexual activity among consenting adults, or have not revised them to accurately reflect their true scope in the aftermath of Lawrence v. Texas. Often, the sodomy law was drafted to also encompass other forms of sexual conduct such as bestiality, and no attempt has subsequently succeeded in separating them. Thirteen states' statutes purport to ban all forms of sodomy, some including oral intercourse, regardless of the participants' genders: Alabama, Florida, Georgia, Idaho, Louisiana, Maryland, Massachusetts, Michigan, Minnesota, Mississippi, North Carolina, South Carolina, and Utah. Four states specifically target their statutes at same-sex relations only: Oklahoma, Kansas[16][17] Kentucky, and Texas.

   Alabama (Alab. Code 13A-6-65.)
   Florida (Fld. Stat. 798.02.) (Fld. Stat. 800.02.)
   Georgia (Ga. Stat. 16-6-18.) (Ga. Stat. 16-6-18.)
   Idaho (I.C. § 18-6605.) (I.C. § 18-6605.)
   Kansas (Kan. Stat. 21-3505.)
   Kentucky (KY Rev Stat § 510.100.)
   Louisiana (R.S. 14:89.)
   Maryland (Md. Code Ann. § 3-321.) (Md. Code Ann. § 3-322.)
   Massachusetts (MGL Ch. 272, § 34.) (MGL Ch. 272, § 35.)
   Michigan (MCL § 750.158.) (MCL § 750.338.) (MCL § 750.338a.) (MCL § 750.338b.)
   Minnesota (Minn. Stat. 609.293.) (Minn. Stat. 609.34.)
   Mississippi (Miss. Code § 97-29-59.)
   North Carolina (G.S. § 14-177.) (G.S. § 14-184.) (G.S. § 14-186.)
   Oklahoma (Okla. Stat. § 21-886.)
   South Carolina (S.C. Code § 16-15-60.) (S.C. Code § 16-15-120.)
   Texas (Tx. Code § 21.06.)
   Utah (Ut. Code 76-5-403.)
Link Posted: 2/8/2016 1:51:35 PM EDT
[#36]
This kind of shit goes right up my ass.
Link Posted: 2/8/2016 1:51:39 PM EDT
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Just shut the fuck up about sex.  Stick to limited government.

Thanks.



100000% this

Link Posted: 2/8/2016 1:51:57 PM EDT
[#38]
No one is ever getting out of prison.
Link Posted: 2/8/2016 1:52:12 PM EDT
[#39]
It's not as retarded as it sounds:








Senator Jones updated the language of the ban in his bill, but neglected the opportunity to remove the unconstitutional elements. He told The New Civil Rights Movement why:





"The minute I cross that line and I start talking about the other stuff, I won’t even get another hearing. It’ll be done,” Jones said. "Nobody wants to touch it. I would rather not even bring up the topic, because I know what would happen. You’d get both sides screaming and you end up with a big fight that’s not needed because it’s unconstitutional.”





"If you focus on it, people just go ballistic,” he said. "If we could put a bill in that said anything that’s unconstitutional be removed from the legal books of Michigan, that’s probably something I could vote for, but am I going to mess up this dog bill that everybody wants? No.”














Plus which, the main intent of the amendment is to stop bestiality.  Give the dogs a break, one thing at a time, OK?




 
Link Posted: 2/8/2016 1:52:20 PM EDT
[#40]
Wait.....Did they need to pass this because people were fucking animals in a ass?



WTF Michigan?
Link Posted: 2/8/2016 1:54:10 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 2/8/2016 1:54:22 PM EDT
[#42]


sofa
king
wee
todd
did
Link Posted: 2/8/2016 1:54:25 PM EDT
[#43]
Michigan:  If you like butt sex, you can keep your butt sex...  With prison butt sex!
Link Posted: 2/8/2016 1:55:01 PM EDT
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Take it easy there, sir.  We can bulldoze from Saginaw south to the state line, but you leave "up north"  and the UP alone.
Link Posted: 2/8/2016 1:55:22 PM EDT
[#45]



I guess Detroit has been solved...
Link Posted: 2/8/2016 1:57:26 PM EDT
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The law generally (it's not just focused on bestiality, it's focused on animal abuse generally - it just happens to amend several different code sections) is geared toward prohibiting animal abusers from being able to adopt new animals from shelters. What they did was amend the definitions of animal abuse in order to broaden the types of disqualifying behavior.

As usual, the media takes the entire discussion and law out of context to make it something that it isn't in order to rip on Republicans. The reality is that the senate didn't ban anything new, they simply didn't take the opportunity to amend the law to rescind a ban that was already declared unconstitutional by the Supreme Court. However, if the media was honest, they wouldn't be able to stir up controversy and paint Republicans in a bad light.
Link Posted: 2/8/2016 1:57:30 PM EDT
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Well, it's not so much that they couldn't shut up about it, but I can't see why the words "or mankind" couldn't be deleted from the law, especially since that aspect can't be enforced anyway.
Link Posted: 2/8/2016 1:57:40 PM EDT
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Post Thursday night Mosque meeting will be outlawed now??

 





Link Posted: 2/8/2016 1:58:17 PM EDT
[#49]
What a pain in the ass.
Link Posted: 2/8/2016 1:59:09 PM EDT
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As of April 2014, 17 states either have not yet formally repealed their laws against sexual activity among consenting adults, or have not revised them to accurately reflect their true scope in the aftermath of Lawrence v. Texas. Often, the sodomy law was drafted to also encompass other forms of sexual conduct such as bestiality, and no attempt has subsequently succeeded in separating them. Thirteen states' statutes purport to ban all forms of sodomy, some including oral intercourse, regardless of the participants' genders: Alabama, Florida, Georgia, Idaho, Louisiana, Maryland, Massachusetts, Michigan, Minnesota, Mississippi, North Carolina, South Carolina, and Utah. Four states specifically target their statutes at same-sex relations only: Oklahoma, Kansas[16][17] Kentucky, and Texas.

   Alabama (Alab. Code 13A-6-65.)
   Florida (Fld. Stat. 798.02.) (Fld. Stat. 800.02.)
   Georgia (Ga. Stat. 16-6-18.) (Ga. Stat. 16-6-18.)
   Idaho (I.C. § 18-6605.) (I.C. § 18-6605.)
   Kansas (Kan. Stat. 21-3505.)
   Kentucky (KY Rev Stat § 510.100.)
   Louisiana (R.S. 14:89.)
   Maryland (Md. Code Ann. § 3-321.) (Md. Code Ann. § 3-322.)
   Massachusetts (MGL Ch. 272, § 34.) (MGL Ch. 272, § 35.)
   Michigan (MCL § 750.158.) (MCL § 750.338.) (MCL § 750.338a.) (MCL § 750.338b.)
   Minnesota (Minn. Stat. 609.293.) (Minn. Stat. 609.34.)
  Mississippi (Miss. Code § 97-29-59.)
   North Carolina (G.S. § 14-177.) (G.S. § 14-184.) (G.S. § 14-186.)
   Oklahoma (Okla. Stat. § 21-886.)
   South Carolina (S.C. Code § 16-15-60.) (S.C. Code § 16-15-120.)
   Texas (Tx. Code § 21.06.)
   Utah (Ut. Code 76-5-403.)
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As of April 2014, 17 states either have not yet formally repealed their laws against sexual activity among consenting adults, or have not revised them to accurately reflect their true scope in the aftermath of Lawrence v. Texas. Often, the sodomy law was drafted to also encompass other forms of sexual conduct such as bestiality, and no attempt has subsequently succeeded in separating them. Thirteen states' statutes purport to ban all forms of sodomy, some including oral intercourse, regardless of the participants' genders: Alabama, Florida, Georgia, Idaho, Louisiana, Maryland, Massachusetts, Michigan, Minnesota, Mississippi, North Carolina, South Carolina, and Utah. Four states specifically target their statutes at same-sex relations only: Oklahoma, Kansas[16][17] Kentucky, and Texas.

   Alabama (Alab. Code 13A-6-65.)
   Florida (Fld. Stat. 798.02.) (Fld. Stat. 800.02.)
   Georgia (Ga. Stat. 16-6-18.) (Ga. Stat. 16-6-18.)
   Idaho (I.C. § 18-6605.) (I.C. § 18-6605.)
   Kansas (Kan. Stat. 21-3505.)
   Kentucky (KY Rev Stat § 510.100.)
   Louisiana (R.S. 14:89.)
   Maryland (Md. Code Ann. § 3-321.) (Md. Code Ann. § 3-322.)
   Massachusetts (MGL Ch. 272, § 34.) (MGL Ch. 272, § 35.)
   Michigan (MCL § 750.158.) (MCL § 750.338.) (MCL § 750.338a.) (MCL § 750.338b.)
   Minnesota (Minn. Stat. 609.293.) (Minn. Stat. 609.34.)
  Mississippi (Miss. Code § 97-29-59.)
   North Carolina (G.S. § 14-177.) (G.S. § 14-184.) (G.S. § 14-186.)
   Oklahoma (Okla. Stat. § 21-886.)
   South Carolina (S.C. Code § 16-15-60.) (S.C. Code § 16-15-120.)
   Texas (Tx. Code § 21.06.)
   Utah (Ut. Code 76-5-403.)

It may be on the books in MS, but I've never heard of being prosecuted if its between two consenting, adult humans.  Kiddy diddlers and horse fuckers, yes.  Although kiddie diddlers usually get "Touching a minor for lustful purposes."
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