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Posted: 11/26/2015 9:19:50 AM EDT

Took my 5 year old to a birthday party in our whitey mcwhitebread neighborhood.  




There were about 20 kids there, and about 15 of the 20 had weird names.  Wren, Avery, Luna, etc.




Every kid is a vanity project that must be brand named accordingly.






Your least favorites?



I dislike the trend of using last names as first names: Madison, for example.




Also irksome are the obscure Celtic names.




It's just as bad as the goofy ghetto Africa names.  Just the white version.
















Yeah, I realize I could MYOB, but I bang the gavel in judgment in all things.  It's what I do.
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Jeb
Link Posted: 11/26/2015 9:20:47 AM EDT
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Aiden, Jayden, Kayden, Brayden, Greyden, Hayden, any form of "aiden".


And last names as first names.
Link Posted: 11/26/2015 9:21:27 AM EDT
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Bobby joe
Link Posted: 11/26/2015 9:23:10 AM EDT
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Even worse are the "creative" spellings.
Link Posted: 11/26/2015 9:23:12 AM EDT
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Aaron
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Joey joe joe junior shabadoo
Link Posted: 11/26/2015 9:24:30 AM EDT
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My sister named my nephew Brantley. I wanted to choke her.
Link Posted: 11/26/2015 9:24:55 AM EDT
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My buddy named his sons Valentin and Ulysses.
Link Posted: 11/26/2015 9:24:57 AM EDT
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Aeson Lee
Link Posted: 11/26/2015 9:25:11 AM EDT
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Trend of gender neutral names kills me.

Link Posted: 11/26/2015 9:25:13 AM EDT
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OMG THIS!!! There are several in my son's class.

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Dee Nice
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Link Posted: 11/26/2015 9:26:54 AM EDT
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Trend of gender neutral names kills me.

Emerson for a girl?
Link Posted: 11/26/2015 9:27:08 AM EDT
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Nevaeh, the "aydens", Jaxon, Asher. I take care of kids so the flood of bad names is constant.
Link Posted: 11/26/2015 9:27:26 AM EDT
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Cletus
Link Posted: 11/26/2015 9:28:29 AM EDT
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My grand daughter is Avery Madison. My daughter liked the combination.

My son is Geoffrey Ryan, he was named after Geoffrey DeHavilland and T Claude Ryan. Both very important, pre WWII aircraft designers. We wanted to give him a name that meant something.
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Can we get an amen?
Link Posted: 11/26/2015 9:30:33 AM EDT
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Dalton
Cole
Kranston
Jackson
Forest
Sierra
Link Posted: 11/26/2015 9:30:45 AM EDT
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Whitten Bumbalow - true story
Link Posted: 11/26/2015 9:30:51 AM EDT
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There is none. I don't know where they come up with this shit. Toss scrabble letters in a pile and mystery draw?
Fkn ridiculous
Link Posted: 11/26/2015 9:32:06 AM EDT
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Anyone else disturbed by the prevalence unmatching fonts, in posts, lately?
Link Posted: 11/26/2015 9:32:43 AM EDT
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I wanted to name my son Agrippa...
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Especially with girls names, it's like they're pre-selecting stripper/porn star names.







Yay, my daughter won't have to adopt a stage name when she does porn!









Link Posted: 11/26/2015 9:33:13 AM EDT
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Michael



John




Robert, Bob etc.




Daniel
Link Posted: 11/26/2015 9:33:20 AM EDT
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#1 of all time.... once had a customer named Richard Penix



#2 knew someone who named is kids Sam and Ella... say it real fast
Link Posted: 11/26/2015 9:33:26 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 11/26/2015 9:34:22 AM EDT
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Any boys or boys sounding name on a girl
Link Posted: 11/26/2015 9:34:46 AM EDT
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Mykul (Michael)

Isaac

Joshua

Joshua

Joshua

Josh

Link Posted: 11/26/2015 9:35:50 AM EDT
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Brittany.
Link Posted: 11/26/2015 9:36:47 AM EDT
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A friend of mine has a ten year old son named Tristen. How much more gay can you get ?
As for the last name thing, Madison is popular around here because of James Madison and the county of Madison. Many Girls named Maddie or Maddy. Also Schuyler, named after the town where "The Waltons" tv show takes place, although some will spell it Skylar. Sissy Spacek, who has lived here for many years, named her daughter Schuyler. She was in the movie Orange County, with Jack Black.
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A-A-Ron!
Link Posted: 11/26/2015 9:39:35 AM EDT
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Took my 5 year old to a birthday party in our whitey mcwhitebread neighborhood.  


There were about 20 kids there, and about 15 of the 20 had weird names.  Wren, Avery, Luna, etc.


Every kid is a vanity project that must be brand named accordingly.




Your least favorites?

I dislike the trend of using last names as first names: Madison, for example.


Also irksome are the obscure Celtic names.


It's just as bad as the goofy ghetto Africa names.  Just the white version.










Yeah, I realize I could MYOB, but I bang the gavel in judgment in all things.  It's what I do.
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Madison has been around long enough to give it a pass.

The special snowflake, starter wife first names are what you are looking at.  The women know that they are going to have to fend for themselves once their hip measurement is bigger than their IQ and they want to strike back at their husband before he even leaves.
Link Posted: 11/26/2015 9:39:50 AM EDT
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Hawthorne
Link Posted: 11/26/2015 9:40:45 AM EDT
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My wife (and I?) had twin girls.  I named one, she named the other.  I picked Victoria, she picked Aria.  

Choose your battles.  One out of two ain't bad.    I like the names anyway.
Link Posted: 11/26/2015 9:41:05 AM EDT
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Geir
Ian
Link Posted: 11/26/2015 9:41:21 AM EDT
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Naming with the intention of using their middle name and ignoring the first.



My younger sister named her sons Saylor and Southern.
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Link Posted: 11/26/2015 9:42:43 AM EDT
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If my wife and I have a daughter, I suggested we name her Jenna Taliyah...
Link Posted: 11/26/2015 9:43:01 AM EDT
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Landon
Dawson
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A girl at work named her son Brantley also.

I told her she has just limited his future job prospects to either a butler of chauffeur.

She wasn't amused.
Link Posted: 11/26/2015 9:46:12 AM EDT
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Friend's kids are named Trenton and Adalina.



Whatever happened to names like Gary and Earl? How old is the youngest Winifred?
Link Posted: 11/26/2015 9:46:50 AM EDT
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Colton/Kolten, etc.
Link Posted: 11/26/2015 9:47:23 AM EDT
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+1, this thread has yet to produce and equal to the thread title.
Link Posted: 11/26/2015 9:47:26 AM EDT
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My nephew is named Asher. It's a bible name and that's why it was chosen.
Link Posted: 11/26/2015 9:47:57 AM EDT
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I wonder how many in GD named their boy Archer?

For me it's Kyle for boys. Every Kyle I've known grew-up to be pretty much of a jerk in one form or another.
Link Posted: 11/26/2015 9:48:11 AM EDT
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wasn't there  a song  called the name game?






banana nanna fo fanna - anna?
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