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Posted: 10/6/2015 12:09:14 AM EDT
And to honor him, I've done this:

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1YfUo7OOB3X

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One also the things i had i remember when i was young. At around 7 i took speech therapy classes, and it was cured in around 4-5 months. And now thanks to that shitty phy 232 class that stutter came back due to stress. And not going away

and now i cant even keep up a conversation going. I know what to say, its in my brain but i cant say it. How the am i going to find a better job? Thankfully i am a janitor at the UK hospital which barely requires any talking but the jobs i am looking at will require lots of socialization


its like ive been given all the shitty genes...poor eyevision due to playing a shitton of wow/cod..glasses are like telescopes
really not gaining any body mass and even my mom says i eat like a hog. i have an insane metabolism
i partially lost hearing in one of my eardrums due to not wearing any protection when i was at the range...so now i got to ask people like ol' folks. "can you repeat that again please"? I can always play the foreigner card thankfully due to the accent by saying that i didnt understand...its not that i didnt understand, i cant hear in my right ear very well

i swear i think i was malnourished or something when i was young and underdeveloped or something..even from going to the gym im just all frail and small .
i think im dumb too...financially. street-wise and book-wise. What took these american kids in my physics class to do 20-30minutes took me 1 to 2 hours.

AND i stutter now to top all that off...uhh...i really need to work on myself. But i cant go to the gym now i am exhausted after work and got a bunch of assignments piling up too.

i heard arfcom had some really good physicians and therapists so i am requesting some help on the behalf of arfcom
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s1YfUo7OOB3X
Link Posted: 10/6/2015 12:15:48 AM EDT
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I do too.  He's like a more self-aware Taxman.

On the one hand, I hope he never changes (for the entertainment value).  On the other hand, I hope he does (for his own personal success in life).
Link Posted: 10/6/2015 12:16:08 AM EDT
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You read it in wrong accent. Try again like this, with more wodka in soul:
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1MTL2f0qq3z
Link Posted: 10/6/2015 12:17:20 AM EDT
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You read it in wrong accent. Try again like this, with more wodka in soul:
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I love you so much. Holy mother fucking shit.
Link Posted: 10/6/2015 12:17:58 AM EDT
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The sniff at the end really tied it all together.



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You read it in wrong accent. Try again like this, with more wodka in soul:

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1MTL2f0qq3z
That was awesome.
Link Posted: 10/6/2015 12:18:05 AM EDT
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You read it in wrong accent. Try again like this, with more wodka in soul:

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1MTL2f0qq3z
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Link Posted: 10/6/2015 12:19:57 AM EDT
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CorruptBureaucrat motherfucking wins, hands down. I had no idea. That was...beautiful.
Link Posted: 10/6/2015 12:22:29 AM EDT
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You read it in wrong accent. Try again like this, with more wodka in soul:
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I am in fucking tears.
Link Posted: 10/6/2015 12:23:10 AM EDT
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You read it in wrong accent. Try again like this, with more wodka in soul:

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1MTL2f0qq3z
 




 
Link Posted: 10/6/2015 12:23:17 AM EDT
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Oh yeah. I had forgotten about that thread.
Link Posted: 10/6/2015 12:23:45 AM EDT
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holy shit this thread is gold

IBTL
Link Posted: 10/6/2015 12:24:12 AM EDT
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Who could forget such other great classics as...

Wowpro is a national treasure...
Link Posted: 10/6/2015 12:24:38 AM EDT
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You read it in wrong accent. Try again like this, with more wodka in soul:
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1MTL2f0qq3z
 

 

This guy kicks ass. Seriously. I'm fucking dying, here.
Link Posted: 10/6/2015 12:25:19 AM EDT
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Come to GA and I will get you a beer for that . I want to save it forever like.
Link Posted: 10/6/2015 12:25:59 AM EDT
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On some real shit though, assuming he isn't a troll, I actually think he is a really a good, albeit misguided guy.
Link Posted: 10/6/2015 12:27:09 AM EDT
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This guy kicks ass. Seriously. I'm fucking dying, here.
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You read it in wrong accent. Try again like this, with more wodka in soul:

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1MTL2f0qq3z
 


 


This guy kicks ass. Seriously. I'm fucking dying, here.
I really think we just found FPS Russia's account.



 
Link Posted: 10/6/2015 12:27:22 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 10/6/2015 12:28:39 AM EDT
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I foresee this thread becoming legendary
Link Posted: 10/6/2015 12:28:58 AM EDT
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Wowpro is a national treasure...
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In his defense, it was his room mate who gave him Xbox herpes And he likes the AK so he cannot be that bad.
Link Posted: 10/6/2015 12:29:14 AM EDT
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I pray it does.
Link Posted: 10/6/2015 12:29:19 AM EDT
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It sounded like he almost cracked himself up there for a second...lol
Link Posted: 10/6/2015 12:30:06 AM EDT
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Holy dogshit
Link Posted: 10/6/2015 12:31:41 AM EDT
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OST
Link Posted: 10/6/2015 12:33:54 AM EDT
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I felt bad for him once too...

Pretty much did everything but pay for the hookers (from Los Angeles) and he still managed to fuck it all up...
Link Posted: 10/6/2015 12:39:22 AM EDT
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At least twice. I'd only skimmed the material before doing the reading, and a couple of the later lines were so off the wall that it took an effort not to crack up.

Glad you all liked it... though I think I wandered from 'vaguely Russian' to 'Inspector Clouseau' a few times.

And yes, I have done various voicework for the last several years, as a hobby - not (yet) for pay.
Link Posted: 10/6/2015 12:42:26 AM EDT
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If someone (less lazy than me) would care to cobble up some of his best work, we could do 'Selected Readings from WowPro.'
Link Posted: 10/6/2015 12:42:36 AM EDT
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At least twice. I'd only skimmed the material before doing the reading, and a couple of the later lines were so off the wall that it took an effort not to crack up.

Glad you all liked it... though I think I wandered from 'vaguely Russian' to 'Inspector Clouseau' a few times.

And yes, I have done various voicework for the last several years, as a hobby - not (yet) for pay.
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It sounded like he almost cracked himself up there for a second...lol

At least twice. I'd only skimmed the material before doing the reading, and a couple of the later lines were so off the wall that it took an effort not to crack up.

Glad you all liked it... though I think I wandered from 'vaguely Russian' to 'Inspector Clouseau' a few times.

And yes, I have done various voicework for the last several years, as a hobby - not (yet) for pay.


Even with the couple spots I heard you almost lose it, it was good stuff . Now you just need to take some selfies WoWpro style .
Link Posted: 10/6/2015 12:46:19 AM EDT
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Holy shit, I'm dying over here.  



Remind me never to piss you guys off.  
Link Posted: 10/6/2015 12:47:26 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 10/6/2015 12:48:03 AM EDT
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I cri everytim
Link Posted: 10/6/2015 12:48:33 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 10/6/2015 12:50:46 AM EDT
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"Subnet Reads ARFcom, Volume 1"

Start with Gene5 after you polish off WoWpro.
Link Posted: 10/6/2015 12:54:32 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 10/6/2015 12:55:36 AM EDT
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If someone (less lazy than me) would care to cobble up some of his best work, we could do 'Selected Readings from WowPro.'
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I foresee this thread becoming legendary


If someone (less lazy than me) would care to cobble up some of his best work, we could do 'Selected Readings from WowPro.'
Oh, God. Yes.




Link Posted: 10/6/2015 1:01:39 AM EDT
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"Subnet Reads ARFcom, Volume 1"

Start with Gene5 after you polish off WoWpro.
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Link Posted: 10/6/2015 1:03:19 AM EDT
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You read it in wrong accent. Try again like this, with more wodka in soul:
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Lmao. If you're local to me, I owe you a beer for the laugh.
Link Posted: 10/6/2015 1:04:24 AM EDT
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Tag. I had to do a double take listening to Sub. Thought I got tuned into PBS/NPR or something with the music + his voice.
Link Posted: 10/6/2015 1:05:32 AM EDT
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s0tn8v6PsvN9
Done, with slight commentary.
Link Posted: 10/6/2015 1:06:38 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 10/6/2015 1:08:30 AM EDT
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Tag. I had to do a double take listening to Sub. Thought I got tuned into PBS/NPR or something with the music + his voice.
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I honestly thought it was some site where you uploaded some shit and had some skilled voice actor read them in an accent.

The fact that the first couple of posts had that much fantastic content blows my mind, knowing that they were arfcommers.
Link Posted: 10/6/2015 1:09:46 AM EDT
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Both of you guys are killing it.
Link Posted: 10/6/2015 1:09:51 AM EDT
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Eta:  hopefully wowpro becomes successful in life if he's not just trolling us.
Link Posted: 10/6/2015 1:11:30 AM EDT
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You rock so God damn hard.
Link Posted: 10/6/2015 1:14:04 AM EDT
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Holy. Fuck.
Link Posted: 10/6/2015 1:16:28 AM EDT
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You are my fucking hero.
Link Posted: 10/6/2015 1:22:44 AM EDT
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Awesome!

I'll have to see if I can find some of his better ones..  Someone's gotta have a link to the Xbox one.
Link Posted: 10/6/2015 1:25:08 AM EDT
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This is probably my favorite:
WowPro vs his mom
Link Posted: 10/6/2015 1:25:23 AM EDT
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I'm now going to read every one of his posts in that accent
Link Posted: 10/6/2015 1:29:56 AM EDT
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Holy shit, this thread...I'm dying here!
Sub, you remind of Paul Harvey..."And now, the rest of the story."

CorruptBureaucrat, you rock!






Link Posted: 10/6/2015 1:30:30 AM EDT
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I love GD!
Link Posted: 10/6/2015 1:31:10 AM EDT
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Tag
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