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Posted: 10/6/2015 12:09:14 AM EDT
And to honor him, I've done this:
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One also the things i had i remember when i was young. At around 7 i took speech therapy classes, and it was cured in around 4-5 months. And now thanks to that shitty phy 232 class that stutter came back due to stress. And not going away and now i cant even keep up a conversation going. I know what to say, its in my brain but i cant say it. How the am i going to find a better job? Thankfully i am a janitor at the UK hospital which barely requires any talking but the jobs i am looking at will require lots of socialization its like ive been given all the shitty genes...poor eyevision due to playing a shitton of wow/cod..glasses are like telescopes really not gaining any body mass and even my mom says i eat like a hog. i have an insane metabolism i partially lost hearing in one of my eardrums due to not wearing any protection when i was at the range...so now i got to ask people like ol' folks. "can you repeat that again please"? I can always play the foreigner card thankfully due to the accent by saying that i didnt understand...its not that i didnt understand, i cant hear in my right ear very well i swear i think i was malnourished or something when i was young and underdeveloped or something..even from going to the gym im just all frail and small . i think im dumb too...financially. street-wise and book-wise. What took these american kids in my physics class to do 20-30minutes took me 1 to 2 hours. AND i stutter now to top all that off...uhh...i really need to work on myself. But i cant go to the gym now i am exhausted after work and got a bunch of assignments piling up too. i heard arfcom had some really good physicians and therapists so i am requesting some help on the behalf of arfcom View Quote http://vocaroo.com/i/s1YfUo7OOB3X |
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I do too. He's like a more self-aware Taxman.
On the one hand, I hope he never changes (for the entertainment value). On the other hand, I hope he does (for his own personal success in life). |
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You read it in wrong accent. Try again like this, with more wodka in soul:
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You read it in wrong accent. Try again like this, with more wodka in soul: http://vocaroo.com/i/s1MTL2f0qq3z View Quote I love you so much. Holy mother fucking shit. |
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The sniff at the end really tied it all together.
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You read it in wrong accent. Try again like this, with more wodka in soul: http://vocaroo.com/i/s1MTL2f0qq3z That was awesome. |
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Quoted: You read it in wrong accent. Try again like this, with more wodka in soul: http://vocaroo.com/i/s1MTL2f0qq3z View Quote |
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CorruptBureaucrat motherfucking wins, hands down. I had no idea. That was...beautiful.
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You read it in wrong accent. Try again like this, with more wodka in soul: http://vocaroo.com/i/s1MTL2f0qq3z View Quote I am in fucking tears. |
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Quoted: Quoted: You read it in wrong accent. Try again like this, with more wodka in soul: http://vocaroo.com/i/s1MTL2f0qq3z |
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You read it in wrong accent. Try again like this, with more wodka in soul: http://vocaroo.com/i/s1MTL2f0qq3z This guy kicks ass. Seriously. I'm fucking dying, here. |
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You read it in wrong accent. Try again like this, with more wodka in soul: http://vocaroo.com/i/s1MTL2f0qq3z View Quote Come to GA and I will get you a beer for that . I want to save it forever like. |
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On some real shit though, assuming he isn't a troll, I actually think he is a really a good, albeit misguided guy.
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Quoted: This guy kicks ass. Seriously. I'm fucking dying, here. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: You read it in wrong accent. Try again like this, with more wodka in soul: http://vocaroo.com/i/s1MTL2f0qq3z This guy kicks ass. Seriously. I'm fucking dying, here. |
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Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: You read it in wrong accent. Try again like this, with more wodka in soul: http://vocaroo.com/i/s1MTL2f0qq3z I almost feel sorry for that dude, almost. I remember his posts when he was rich and successful and scorned GD. |
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Who could forget such other great classics as... http://i62.tinypic.com/315onpe.jpg Wowpro is a national treasure... View Quote In his defense, it was his room mate who gave him Xbox herpes And he likes the AK so he cannot be that bad. |
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It sounded like he almost cracked himself up there for a second...lol
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You read it in wrong accent. Try again like this, with more wodka in soul: http://vocaroo.com/i/s1MTL2f0qq3z View Quote Holy dogshit |
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It sounded like he almost cracked himself up there for a second...lol View Quote At least twice. I'd only skimmed the material before doing the reading, and a couple of the later lines were so off the wall that it took an effort not to crack up. Glad you all liked it... though I think I wandered from 'vaguely Russian' to 'Inspector Clouseau' a few times. And yes, I have done various voicework for the last several years, as a hobby - not (yet) for pay. |
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At least twice. I'd only skimmed the material before doing the reading, and a couple of the later lines were so off the wall that it took an effort not to crack up. Glad you all liked it... though I think I wandered from 'vaguely Russian' to 'Inspector Clouseau' a few times. And yes, I have done various voicework for the last several years, as a hobby - not (yet) for pay. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted:
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It sounded like he almost cracked himself up there for a second...lol At least twice. I'd only skimmed the material before doing the reading, and a couple of the later lines were so off the wall that it took an effort not to crack up. Glad you all liked it... though I think I wandered from 'vaguely Russian' to 'Inspector Clouseau' a few times. And yes, I have done various voicework for the last several years, as a hobby - not (yet) for pay. Even with the couple spots I heard you almost lose it, it was good stuff . Now you just need to take some selfies WoWpro style . |
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Holy shit, I'm dying over here.
Remind me never to piss you guys off. |
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Quoted: At least twice. I'd only skimmed the material before doing the reading, and a couple of the later lines were so off the wall that it took an effort not to crack up. Glad you all liked it... though I think I wandered from 'vaguely Russian' to 'Inspector Clouseau' a few times. And yes, I have done various voicework for the last several years, as a hobby - not (yet) for pay. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted: Quoted: It sounded like he almost cracked himself up there for a second...lol At least twice. I'd only skimmed the material before doing the reading, and a couple of the later lines were so off the wall that it took an effort not to crack up. Glad you all liked it... though I think I wandered from 'vaguely Russian' to 'Inspector Clouseau' a few times. And yes, I have done various voicework for the last several years, as a hobby - not (yet) for pay. Nice hobby, but if it doesn't work out, you can always entertain GD. I enjoy your sense of humor. |
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"Subnet Reads ARFcom, Volume 1"
Start with Gene5 after you polish off WoWpro. |
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Quoted: If someone (less lazy than me) would care to cobble up some of his best work, we could do 'Selected Readings from WowPro.' View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted: Quoted: I foresee this thread becoming legendary If someone (less lazy than me) would care to cobble up some of his best work, we could do 'Selected Readings from WowPro.' |
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You read it in wrong accent. Try again like this, with more wodka in soul: http://vocaroo.com/i/s1MTL2f0qq3z View Quote Lmao. If you're local to me, I owe you a beer for the laugh. |
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Tag. I had to do a double take listening to Sub. Thought I got tuned into PBS/NPR or something with the music + his voice. |
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ROFL! Do this one: http://www.ar15.com/forums/t_1_5/1794270_You_guys_think_i_could_be_a_good_politician.html View Quote http://vocaroo.com/i/s0tn8v6PsvN9 Done, with slight commentary. |
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ROFL! Do this one: http://www.ar15.com/forums/t_1_5/1794270_You_guys_think_i_could_be_a_good_politician.html View Quote http://vocaroo.com/i/s0OFG5g6wW0m |
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Tag. I had to do a double take listening to Sub. Thought I got tuned into PBS/NPR or something with the music + his voice. View Quote I honestly thought it was some site where you uploaded some shit and had some skilled voice actor read them in an accent. The fact that the first couple of posts had that much fantastic content blows my mind, knowing that they were arfcommers. |
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Eta: hopefully wowpro becomes successful in life if he's not just trolling us. |
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ROFL! Do this one: http://www.ar15.com/forums/t_1_5/1794270_You_guys_think_i_could_be_a_good_politician.html http://vocaroo.com/i/s0tn8v6PsvN9 Done, with slight commentary. You rock so God damn hard. |
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ROFL! Do this one: http://www.ar15.com/forums/t_1_5/1794270_You_guys_think_i_could_be_a_good_politician.html http://vocaroo.com/i/s0tn8v6PsvN9 Done, with slight commentary. You are my fucking hero. |
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ROFL! Do this one: http://www.ar15.com/forums/t_1_5/1794270_You_guys_think_i_could_be_a_good_politician.html http://vocaroo.com/i/s0tn8v6PsvN9 Done, with slight commentary. Awesome! I'll have to see if I can find some of his better ones.. Someone's gotta have a link to the Xbox one. |
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This is probably my favorite:
WowPro vs his mom |
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Holy shit, this thread...I'm dying here!
Sub, you remind of Paul Harvey..."And now, the rest of the story." CorruptBureaucrat, you rock!
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