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Posted: 8/24/2015 10:28:57 PM EDT
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I dated a blonde for a while.
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Posted: 8/24/2015 10:29:30 PM EDT
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Banged a liberal. That's disabled.
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Posted: 8/24/2015 10:29:54 PM EDT
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My ex wife was tarded
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Posted: 8/24/2015 10:29:59 PM EDT
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One chick in Vegas was missing part of her right hand.
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Posted: 8/24/2015 10:30:06 PM EDT
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Most here seem to have blind girls. I can't explain what I've seen any other way.
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Posted: 8/24/2015 10:30:30 PM EDT
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My brother knew this chick from out west while he was playing Junior A hockey. We ended up in that town one night and I hooked up with the sister who was deaf. She was super nice and pretty. She could only mumble shit but her sister did some translating. When I was getting it from behind I was thinking to myself that I could say the most dirtiest shit ever and it wouldn't matter. I didn't though. She was a sweetheart. So have you?" |
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Posted: 8/24/2015 10:30:50 PM EDT
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My ex wife was tarded Mine was a pilot. |
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Posted: 8/24/2015 10:30:59 PM EDT
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Does crazy count????
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Posted: 8/24/2015 10:31:09 PM EDT
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Girlfriend in college was in a terrible car accident, her left foot was pretty much ripped off at the ankle.
They reattached it, but it was a long road to recovery, and I'm not gonna lie, we made it happen. Wheelchair, big huge brace with pins sticking into her bones, didn't give a fuck. |
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Posted: 8/24/2015 10:31:19 PM EDT
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Most here seem to have blind girls. I can't explain what I've seen any other way. It was a real eye opener for me too. |
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Posted: 8/24/2015 10:31:22 PM EDT
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...When I was getting it from behind I was thinking to myself... 
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Posted: 8/24/2015 10:31:23 PM EDT
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We aren't supposed to call them retarded, right? But she was retarded.
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Posted: 8/24/2015 10:31:28 PM EDT
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Mine was a pilot. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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My ex wife was tarded Mine was a pilot. She's a pilot now
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Posted: 8/24/2015 10:31:33 PM EDT
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Quoted: My brother knew this chick from out west while he was playing Junior A hockey. We ended up in that town one night and I hooked up with the sister who was deaf. She was super nice and pretty. She could only mumble shit but her sister did some translating. When I was getting it from behind I was thinking to myself that I could say the most dirtiest shit ever and it wouldn't matter. I didn't though. She was a sweetheart. So have you?" |
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Posted: 8/24/2015 10:31:35 PM EDT
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My uncle banged a Russian girl with a prosthetic leg.
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Posted: 8/24/2015 10:31:54 PM EDT
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Does Down Syndrome count?
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Posted: 8/24/2015 10:32:03 PM EDT
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this thread has potential, in on 1.
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Posted: 8/24/2015 10:32:06 PM EDT
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My brother knew this chick from out west while he was playing Junior A hockey. We ended up in that town one night and I hooked up with the sister who was deaf. She was super nice and pretty. She could only mumble shit but her sister did some translating. When I was getting it from behind I was thinking to myself that I could say the most dirtiest shit ever and it wouldn't matter. I didn't though. She was a sweetheart. So have you?" Google up the passage from Marilyn Manson's book Long Hard Road Out Of Hell about them gangbanging the deaf girl backstage. |
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Posted: 8/24/2015 10:32:10 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Mine was a pilot. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: My ex wife was tarded Mine was a pilot. |
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Posted: 8/24/2015 10:32:19 PM EDT
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My brother knew this chick from out west while he was playing Junior A hockey. We ended up in that town one night and I hooked up with the sister who was deaf. She was super nice and pretty. She could only mumble shit but her sister did some translating. When I was getting it from behind I was thinking to myself that I could say the most dirtiest shit ever and it wouldn't matter. I didn't though. She was a sweetheart. So have you?" Damn it! |
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Posted: 8/24/2015 10:32:26 PM EDT
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Girlfriend in college was in a terrible car accident, her left foot was pretty much ripped off at the ankle. They reattached it, but it was a long road to recovery, and I'm not gonna lie, we made it happen. Wheelchair, big huge brace with pins sticking into her bones, didn't give a fuck. Jesus Christ you horn dog |
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Posted: 8/24/2015 10:32:37 PM EDT
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My ex wife was tarded first two posts were great, but i'm going with the third for my answer |
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Posted: 8/24/2015 10:32:49 PM EDT
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My brother knew this chick from out west while he was playing Junior A hockey. We ended up in that town one night and I hooked up with the sister who was deaf. She was super nice and pretty. She could only mumble shit but her sister did some translating. When I was getting it from behind I was thinking to myself that I could say the most dirtiest shit ever and it wouldn't matter. I didn't though. She was a sweetheart. So have you?" That's nice.. I got nothing.. you banged a tard. |
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Posted: 8/24/2015 10:32:50 PM EDT
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It was a real eye opener for me too. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Most here seem to have blind girls. I can't explain what I've seen any other way. It was a real eye opener for me too. This thread is looking like it's going downhill fast. |
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Posted: 8/24/2015 10:32:50 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: My brother knew this chick from out west while he was playing Junior A hockey. We ended up in that town one night and I hooked up with the sister who was deaf. She was super nice and pretty. She could only mumble shit but her sister did some translating. When I was getting it from behind I was thinking to myself that I could say the most dirtiest shit ever and it wouldn't matter. I didn't though. She was a sweetheart. So have you?" |
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Posted: 8/24/2015 10:33:23 PM EDT
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My girlfriend becomes a retard when she drinks too much, so yea.
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Posted: 8/24/2015 10:33:34 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Damn it! Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Quoted: My brother knew this chick from out west while he was playing Junior A hockey. We ended up in that town one night and I hooked up with the sister who was deaf. She was super nice and pretty. She could only mumble shit but her sister did some translating. When I was getting it from behind I was thinking to myself that I could say the most dirtiest shit ever and it wouldn't matter. I didn't though. She was a sweetheart. So have you?" Damn it! |
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Posted: 8/24/2015 10:33:43 PM EDT
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Most of the short-term girls I've had were liberal, so yes.
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Posted: 8/24/2015 10:34:14 PM EDT
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My friends called me "stumpjumper" for a couple years..............
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Posted: 8/24/2015 10:34:16 PM EDT
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My brother knew this chick from out west while he was playing Junior A hockey. We ended up in that town one night and I hooked up with the sister who was deaf. She was super nice and pretty. She could only mumble shit but her sister did some translating. When I was getting it from behind I was thinking to myself that I could say the most dirtiest shit ever and it wouldn't matter. I didn't though. She was a sweetheart. So have you?" How could you say anything while biting the pillow?
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Posted: 8/24/2015 10:34:24 PM EDT
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I did a chick from Ireland with a MASSIVE cold sore one time. So.....
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Posted: 8/24/2015 10:34:36 PM EDT
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My wife's deaf. She seems normal to me. But, I did bang her once.
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Posted: 8/24/2015 10:34:40 PM EDT
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My uncle banged a Russian girl with a prosthetic leg. Is this you? 
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Posted: 8/24/2015 10:34:52 PM EDT
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Yes,one with a messed up foot from an accident.
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Posted: 8/24/2015 10:35:03 PM EDT
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Posted: 8/24/2015 10:35:16 PM EDT
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Damn it! Quote HistoryQuoted:
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My brother knew this chick from out west while he was playing Junior A hockey. We ended up in that town one night and I hooked up with the sister who was deaf. She was super nice and pretty. She could only mumble shit but her sister did some translating. When I was getting it from behind I was thinking to myself that I could say the most dirtiest shit ever and it wouldn't matter. I didn't though. She was a sweetheart. So have you?" Damn it! Riiiiiiight |
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Posted: 8/24/2015 10:35:19 PM EDT
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Jesus Christ you horn dog Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Girlfriend in college was in a terrible car accident, her left foot was pretty much ripped off at the ankle. They reattached it, but it was a long road to recovery, and I'm not gonna lie, we made it happen. Wheelchair, big huge brace with pins sticking into her bones, didn't give a fuck. Jesus Christ you horn dog Fuck. You win. |
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Posted: 8/24/2015 10:35:24 PM EDT
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I had a girlfriend who was quite a looker, but had large burn scars on her neck, shoulder, and down her left arm. I dated her a while, and I never even thought twice about it. In fact, I never even asked her how she got the scars, nor did I care.
I think she appreciated me seeing her, and not the scar. |
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Posted: 8/24/2015 10:36:25 PM EDT
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Yes,one with a messed up foot from an accident. This girl is popular with arfcommers apparently. |
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Posted: 8/24/2015 10:36:38 PM EDT
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My uncle banged a Russian girl with a prosthetic leg. Is this you? https://dvdbash.files.wordpress.com/2012/04/detroit_187_michael_imperioli_4_dvdbash.jpg Lol. A few people have told me I look like Tony Soprano. |
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Posted: 8/24/2015 10:36:57 PM EDT
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This thread is looking like it's going downhill fast. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Most here seem to have blind girls. I can't explain what I've seen any other way. It was a real eye opener for me too. This thread is looking like it's going downhill fast. Speaking of downhill, I dated a paralympic ski racer years ago...one leg. Did not slow her down one bit, anywhere. |
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Posted: 8/24/2015 10:37:25 PM EDT
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Did a girl so ugly in college that I had to look away. Does that count?
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Posted: 8/24/2015 10:37:31 PM EDT
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I call BS you knew exactly what you were doing. What was his name? Quote HistoryQuoted:
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My brother knew this chick from out west while he was playing Junior A hockey. We ended up in that town one night and I hooked up with the sister who was deaf. She was super nice and pretty. She could only mumble shit but her sister did some translating. When I was getting it from behind I was thinking to myself that I could say the most dirtiest shit ever and it wouldn't matter. I didn't though. She was a sweetheart. So have you?" Damn it! Alright, I messed up. I was behind her and she could read lips. |
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Posted: 8/24/2015 10:37:33 PM EDT
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...When I was getting it from behind I was thinking to myself... They both came at the same time it was beautiful. 
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Posted: 8/24/2015 10:37:51 PM EDT
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Where are the pics?
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Posted: 8/24/2015 10:37:59 PM EDT
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Posted: 8/24/2015 10:38:43 PM EDT
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They all have disabilities after I bang em' good and proper.
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Posted: 8/24/2015 10:39:17 PM EDT
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Do midgets count?
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Posted: 8/24/2015 10:39:39 PM EDT
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Plenty with mental illness.
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Posted: 8/24/2015 10:39:53 PM EDT
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1st.
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