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Posted: 8/24/2015 8:56:13 PM EDT
I try to be a good sport and believe that " It'll just be quick, I only need a few things"
Isle after fucking isle of pussified crap that is of ZERO fucking interest to me. And yes, oh yes we must venture down every single isle "oh these hand towels are cute... not $13 dollars cute though" fucking facepalm after facepalm Fuck Target and all the uppedy hipster fucks in the red shirts that work there. Please for the sanity of men everywhere... convert that shitty little food court you offer into a bar, with beers, shots, margaritas, chips and salsa and sports on tv, So I can just relax and enjoy the only thing your store does have to offer, which is good looking women in yoga pants. |
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Target or Walmart (ammo!)? Your choice.
I much prefer shopping at Target just because it's generally cleaner than Walmart and less FSA. Walmart is a kamikaze trip for ammo. |
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"oh these hand towels are cute... not $13 dollars cute though" fucking facepalm after facepalm View Quote |
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If you still have to go shopping with your wife, you're doing something wrong. Mine refuses to take me to the store if she wants to be in there for more than 15 minutes.
Huffing and looking at your watch a lot is a good start. Disappearing and making her find you also helps, just make sure you have the car keys, else she might leave your ass... I'm usually found looking at the kitchen appliances in Target, or playing the PS4. As far as Wal-mart? I'll pay the gunshop 50 cents extra per box of ammo so that I do not have to go in that place. |
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Um, it's Target...what did you expect?
I agree with you, most stuff there is silly feel good stuff. But this is no secret. |
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Claim a bench by the doors, and watch the yoga pants clad world go by. |
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I used to put up with that, then I decided life is too short for me to waste on the banality of shopping with women so now I sit in the car and waste it on eyelid pmcs while the wife admires all the dish towels and doilies she wants.
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As far as Wal-mart? I'll pay the gunshop 50 cents extra per box of ammo so that I do not have to go in that place. View Quote I would too, unfortunately all my lgs ammo is minimum of $4-5 more a box than wal mart, a few boxes of decent carry ammo no big deal. 500-1000 rounds of plinking ammo not so much |
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Quoted: Claim a bench by the doors, and watch the yoga pants clad world go by. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted: Quoted: If you still have to go shopping with your wife, you're doing something wrong. Mine refuses to take me to the store if she wants to be in there for more than 15 minutes. Huffing and looking at your watch a lot is a good start. Disappearing and making her find you also helps... I'm usually found looking at the kitchen appliances in target. As far as Wal-mart? I'll pay the gunshop 50 cents extra per box of ammo so that I do not have to go in that place. Claim a bench by the doors, and watch the yoga pants clad world go by. The problem with that scenario is that, around here at least, for every 1 set of ass cheeks I want to see in Yoga pants, there are 10 that I don't want to see. If I want to look at hot women in tight clothes, I go work out. |
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Quoted: I would too, unfortunately all my lgs ammo is minimum of $4-5 more a box than wal mart, a few boxes of decent carry ammo no big deal. 500-1000 rounds of plinking ammo not so much View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted: Quoted: As far as Wal-mart? I'll pay the gunshop 50 cents extra per box of ammo so that I do not have to go in that place. I would too, unfortunately all my lgs ammo is minimum of $4-5 more a box than wal mart, a few boxes of decent carry ammo no big deal. 500-1000 rounds of plinking ammo not so much Internet bulk purchases? I'll do a lot to avoid going to Wal-Mart. Wife used to say that groceries were cheaper there, I have proved this to be a false claim, between Kroger, Aldi, and GFS, I can save over $100 on what I would spend at Wal-Mart. |
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Target serves the same purpose as Chik-fil-a for middle class America. People tell themselves that they are paying a small premium for slightly better product/service. Really-though most won't say it in real life- they pay the small premium to avoid those they perceive as their inferiors.
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lol I suspect you annoy her more than she annoys you |
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You must be recently married.
This has been going on for eons....... |
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I haven't seen the inside of a Target since I moved almost two months ago.
The GF and I go to Walmart. |
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You go to the wrong target. Mine is packed to the brim with slamming hot milfs. I make excuses to go to target.
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Target is great if you're an Instagramming female or a male homosexual with a strong nesting instinct. It has very little to offer men.
I like Walmart because I can buy ammo, beer, steaks, tires, and underwear on the same trip. |
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Go to the toaster section and set every timer on every display. Get exempt from Target night.
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..................... Huffing and looking at your watch a lot is a good start. Disappearing and making her find you also helps, just make sure you have the car keys, else she might leave your ass............................. View Quote Press your right hand to your kidney, rotate your right foot 90* out and drag it along. The Eye-gor imitation sends a message. |
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You're doing it wrong. It sounds like you're there to trail behind the cart holding her purse.
You must respond with equal force. There are plenty of things in that store that you would be happy to have. Big things. Shiny things. Tasty things. Get to it, man. |
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You're doing it wrong. It sounds like you're there to trail behind the cart holding her purse. You must respond with equal force. There are plenty of things in that store that you would be happy to have. Big things. Shiny things. Tasty things. Get to it, man. View Quote You may be on to something.... Perhaps I shall find myself a bottle of screw top wine I could swig from while munching on a nice bag of pistachios. When confronted I can just play dumb and say ... hey I'm gonna pay for it man! |
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Me......When you're done come get me in the DVD/Sporting goods section.
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I used to put up with that, then I decided life is too short for me to waste on the banality of shopping with women so now I sit in the car and waste it on eyelid pmcs while the wife admires all the dish towels and doilies she wants. View Quote This. And I have DVD player in the truck. Just finished a LaRue tactical sniper dvd this weekend while the wife shopped for maternity clothes :) |
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My wife shops on Amazon. I don't think she's been inside a Target, Walmart, Sears, etc, etc, in 5 years.
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I just wander around and look at AR15.com and the yoga pants
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Target sucks. So does walmart. Haven't been in either in months. The wife-unit loves her some target though. I don't shop with her and like it that way. I buy meals as I cook them from local stores.
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Aisle, not isle. And she probably drags you around the stores because you call her "wife unit".
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Target serves the same purpose as Chik-fil-a for middle class America. People tell themselves that they are paying a small premium for slightly better product/service. Really-though most won't say it in real life- they pay the small premium to avoid those they perceive as their inferiors. View Quote Percieve? Have you ever been inside a walmart? The only difference between most walmarts and a zoo is cover charge. Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile |
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Percieve? Have you ever been inside a walmart? The only difference between most walmarts and a zoo is cover charge. Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted:
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Target serves the same purpose as Chik-fil-a for middle class America. People tell themselves that they are paying a small premium for slightly better product/service. Really-though most won't say it in real life- they pay the small premium to avoid those they perceive as their inferiors. Percieve? Have you ever been inside a walmart? The only difference between most walmarts and a zoo is cover charge. Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile The animals at the zoo sometimes behave better than the animals at walmart. |
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theres more pussy at target than spring break in mexico. wtf are you complaining about? she basically asked you to have a 3some
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OP you are doing it wrong. Whenever she traps you in Target or Walmart, go straight to the pharmacy. Get a 12-pack of beer and a box of condoms. Every time.
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Grocery, auto parts, sporting goods, liquor, hardware and on rare occasion Loews and Tractor Supply, are the only stores I've been in for years. Can't take the torture. Anything I need that can't be had in any of those places can be found from right where I'm sitting now; cheaper, easier, with better selection, and no dumb asses or goblins.
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Op, at least I hope you were packing in violation of their no ccw policy.
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The problem with that scenario is that, around here at least, for every 1 set of ass cheeks I want to see in Yoga pants, there are 10 that I don't want to see. If I want to look at hot women in tight clothes, I go work out. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted:
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If you still have to go shopping with your wife, you're doing something wrong. Mine refuses to take me to the store if she wants to be in there for more than 15 minutes. Huffing and looking at your watch a lot is a good start. Disappearing and making her find you also helps... I'm usually found looking at the kitchen appliances in target. As far as Wal-mart? I'll pay the gunshop 50 cents extra per box of ammo so that I do not have to go in that place. Claim a bench by the doors, and watch the yoga pants clad world go by. The problem with that scenario is that, around here at least, for every 1 set of ass cheeks I want to see in Yoga pants, there are 10 that I don't want to see. If I want to look at hot women in tight clothes, I go work out. Walmart must be gruesome. |
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You may be on to something.... Perhaps I shall find myself a bottle of screw top wine I could swig from while munching on a nice bag of pistachios. When confronted I can just play dumb and say ... hey I'm gonna pay for it man! View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted:
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You're doing it wrong. It sounds like you're there to trail behind the cart holding her purse. You must respond with equal force. There are plenty of things in that store that you would be happy to have. Big things. Shiny things. Tasty things. Get to it, man. You may be on to something.... Perhaps I shall find myself a bottle of screw top wine I could swig from while munching on a nice bag of pistachios. When confronted I can just play dumb and say ... hey I'm gonna pay for it man! Go big or go home. Box wine, chocolate syrup, and Lucky Charms in the cart's kid seat. Enjoy the multiple flavor combinations. Take a deep sniff of the popcorn/stinky feet aroma with every slug of wine. When you eventually hork it up on the industrial linoleum, it will be a vivid kaleidoscope reminiscent of Steve Vai's swirl guitar or a Jackson Pollock painting. Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile |
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