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Posted: 8/2/2015 10:10:03 AM EDT
I'm not talking about shooting up anyplace, I'm talking about peaceful ways to show your displeasure with the powers that think they be.
I for one, will draw a picture of a dick going into the mouth of Governor Cumhole... ah I mean Cuomo, BFHO, Schmuck Schumer, Bin Biden, and almost anyone else who I think sucks when they appear in the morning paper I buy. After that I leave it on the table in the break room at work so other may enjoy the special editing. Do you think I could get in trouble for it? Not likely since everyone hates those mentioned. I also fly the Gadsden flag in my window, plus my PS here. What do you do? Bilster PS Fuck Obama Fuck Biden Fuck Holder Fuck Cuomo Fuck Swinestain PPS BHO is gay and had an affair with Larry Sinclair Michelle is actually a guy or a female shaved wookie. |
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Good for you, OP, you are a difference-maker.
A little known fact is that, months before drafting the Declaration of Independence, Thomas Jefferson commissioned a portrait of King George III, drew a dick in his mouth, and had it shipped anonymously to Buckingham Palace. |
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I roll stop signs! Fuck the man!
Sometimes. If nobody's around. Especially no cops. |
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Put my fuel in non approved containers.
Roll my own cigarettes so I don't have to pay the 50% .fed tax. |
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I put electronics and appliances into my curb side trash bags so I don't have to pay a separate fee to have them disposed of. Sticking it to the county!
I flush the toilets with sump pump water. Take that, city water department! |
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I am here, on what surely must be a politically incorrect and unapproved forum.
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I throw my dogs poop into the empty city lot next to my property.........hell, it ain't a park or anything.
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I routinely and randomly lie when filling out govt mandated forms.
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Live well and laugh at incompetent bunglers who manage to fall into public office.
They'll always be less than. Obama and the rest of the professional victims of the world cede their power to the producers. Laughable to me. |
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I puilled the little plastic water restriction plate out of my shower heads.
Taks that muthertruckers!! |
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Post FBI most wanted posters of Obama at the local grocery store, and other places
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I refuse to pay the bill to the water company. I'm on a well and maintain my own septic system. They can kiss my ass.
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Sometimes some people that live in various firearm/ magazine restricted states travel to free states and acquire these items and posses them in said less than free locations.
Or so I've heard. This is pure speculation and hearsay. |
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I rape, rob banks, kill babies (I work for planned parenthood), I dump waste oil on the ground, I commit arson and general civil unrest.
I've been known to fly drones over the white house. I throw batteries in rivers and bait bear out of season. I kill Cecils frequently and fart in widows faces. I walk into stores with no shirt and no shoes. I ran a truck that was not inspected nor registered last week. I have been known to burn old tires filled with diesel fuel I have removed the tags on three mattresses and shot my own dog. Twice I have refilled propane tanks beyond their inspection date and forged a bill of sale on a truck to show a lower price. I am quite certain that is it. If I think of anything else, I will edit this post. |
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I make grilled cheese sandwiches with mayo instead of butter.
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About 3 years I was acting Lt. for a day. In the office there is a pen container by a staff service window. The container had PENS written vertically on the sides of the container and there was space between the N and the S for me to fit the letter I. To this day no one has noticed or said anything.
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About 3 years I was acting Lt. for a day. In the office there is a pen container by a staff service window. The container had PENS written vertically on the sides of the container and there was space between the N and the S for me to fit the letter I. To this day no one has noticed or said anything. View Quote You are a bad man. A very bad man. |
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I rape, rob banks, kill babies (I work for planned parenthood), I dump waste oil on the ground, I commit arson and general civil unrest. I've been known to fly drones over the white house. I throw batteries in rivers and bait bear out of season. I kill Cecils frequently and fart in widows faces. I walk into stores with no shirt and no shoes. I ran a truck that was not inspected nor registered last week. I have been known to burn old tires filled with diesel fuel I have removed the tags on three mattresses and shot my own dog. Twice I have refilled propane tanks beyond their inspection date and forged a bill of sale on a truck to show a lower price. I am quite certain that is it. No you don't. If I think of anything else, I will edit this post. View Quote |
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Every once in awhile I change lanes without using my blinker.
I stole a penny piece of bubblegum when I was a kid and didn't get caught! When riding my bike on city streets I slow down for, but do not stop and put both feet on the ground at stop signs. I once shot a man in Reno just to watch him die. Someone wrote a song about me and made money off of my story but I let it slide. I took an extra ice cream bar at the last family picnic and nobody saw me do it! I brought some licorice into the movie one night in my pocket. Revenge tastes sweet especially when its covered in pocket lint! |
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I didn't report my out of state online purchases on my taxes.
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Good for you, OP, you are a difference-maker. A little known fact is that, months before drafting the Declaration of Independence, Thomas Jefferson commissioned a portrait of King George III, drew a dick in his mouth, and had it shipped anonymously to Buckingham Palace. View Quote I'll admit it, I LOLed. |
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I claim 99 on my W-4 form. Fuck Federal Income Taxes Withholding!
I'll just write them a check for $20,000 come April 2016. Why give the .gov a loan over the year so Shaniqua Rottencrotch can swipe her EBT. |
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I follow assiduously malum in se laws and ignore at every single opportunity any malum prohibitum laws.
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The one thing feared by all politicians is recall. Start a recall movement.
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I remove the tag from my mattress. FUCK AUTHORITY!
Edit: damnit ich, you beat me to it |
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...and I was so pleased to be informed of this, that I ran 20 red lights in his honor...Thank you, Barry!
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I claim 99 on my W-4 form. Fuck Federal Income Taxes Withholding! I'll just write them a check for $20,000 come April 2016. Why give the .gov a loan over the year so Shaniqua Rottencrotch can swipe her EBT. View Quote bc if we had to pay once a year people would start to wonder why they need so much of the fruits of their labor. To answer OP, open carry is heavily restricted in Florida. Pretty munch only in transport to or engaged in fishing, hunting, camping and target shooting. I go fishing a lot. |
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