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That's a little weird that they keep doing it. I've done the whole sex in a pool thing and its really not that great. Think no lubrication.
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I think your neighbors know they can be seen by your or anyone from the street side and I think they like it that way.
Edit: It could be worse. One of my neighbors was having some work done to their house (they had no idea permits were necessary) and the neighbor across the street knows this and calls code enforcement on them. Same neighbor calls code enforcement on my girlfriend because the neighbor thinks my GF's fence in sitting in the easement. Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile |
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So you're complaining about a happy marriage? This is a first in GD. Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile |
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I bet your neighbor is the type of guy that lets other guys plow his wife.
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Pretty difficult to determine if your neighbor is in the wrong without pics of his wife.
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Next time you catch them start talking to them about something completely mundane and trivial. Act completely oblivious. Then tell them about the CDC warning related to pools.
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How the hell do they have a pool w/o a fence? Every where I have lived in many states required a fence around a pool.
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Are these your neighbors? http://www.nbc.com/sites/nbcunbc/files/files/styles/nbc_gallery_slide_grid/public/images/2013/11/08/Hot%20Tub%20Lovers.?itok=8nsPspJo If he's oblivious, you could make him aware that he's being indiscrete. Shout to him from your back yard "Pool fucker! Do you require assistance?". View Quote lolololol That exact line runs through my head everytime I see them in the pool. Trust me, I really want to make it awkward for them, but I have a feeling it will backfire on me and I'll be the one feeling awkward. |
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Are these your neighbors? http://www.nbc.com/sites/nbcunbc/files/files/styles/nbc_gallery_slide_grid/public/images/2013/11/08/Hot%20Tub%20Lovers.?itok=8nsPspJo If he's oblivious, you could make him aware that he's being indiscrete. Shout to him from your back yard "Pool fucker! Do you require assistance?". View Quote I like that idea better |
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I've come to the conclusion there is no place with perfect neighbors no matter where u live. We have a dude who plays drums in the garage with the door open. If gladly take a old couple banging as long as they were quiet
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You assume they don't want an audience for what they are doing. That is why this makes no sense to you.
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Ignore it and be happy. Soon your screen trees will give you relief and you'll have to rub one out with your own imagination,.
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Next time you see them getting it in the pool, yell out," hell yeah hammer that sumbitch" call up the rest of the neighbor guys and sit on your drive way and watch. |
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So how many times would you say he'd be willing to patch his pool before giving up and just take it down?
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This is what happens when you move into an area without an HOA....(j/k)
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Next time you see them getting it in the pool, yell out," hell yeah hammer that sumbitch" call up the rest of the neighbor guys and sit on your drive way and watch. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted:
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Try not to worry about it so much. Next time you see them getting it in the pool, yell out," hell yeah hammer that sumbitch" call up the rest of the neighbor guys and sit on your drive way and watch. This is clearly the only answer worth reading. Maybe throw in a fuck her right in the pussy to go with it. |
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Get up on your roof, scream insults at them and throw beer bottles into their pool until they stop.
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1. Buy www.myneighborspool.com (as previously mentioned)
2. Set up live, multiple webcam feed 3. Broadcast live fucking shows. 4. ??? 5. Profit!!! |
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Collect the neighborhood kids together and have them all standing on the property line watching them. If that does not work encourage the kids to make disparaging dick comments and see how long Mr Pool can keep it up with his manhood being berated by high school kids.
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I think you guys are imaging this to be hot romantic pool sex. This is more veins bulging in the neck hammering away in a rhythmic seizure fashion.
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I'd walk over while he is plowing her and talk about some random bullshit. Ask if they seen someone putting trash in the trash cans on trash day last week. Just whatever.
I'd do it EVERY time they are getting it on. |
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It seems you chose your property poorly when you built your house. You can't control what happens on land you do not own.
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He probably listens very carefully but... What you are seeing is the full capacity of the human brain on drugs (probably heroin or prescription narcotics in this case)
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OP you know what you have to do. The risk you take when buying such a small parcel is neighbors like them.
Save up the money asap and get back to your country living roots. Good luck! |
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1. Hover over them banging with a quadracopter
2. Upload to internet 3. ????? 4. Profit. |
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Put up your own fence?
Get a toaster and a long extension chord, plug it an and chuck it in the pool next time they are bothering you? |
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