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Posted: 4/25/2015 4:40:21 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 4/25/2015 4:41:28 AM EDT
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Who does your taxes?
Link Posted: 4/25/2015 4:41:35 AM EDT
[#2]
Do you know calculus now?
or does it not work that way?
Link Posted: 4/25/2015 4:41:46 AM EDT
[#3]
How much did it cost?
Link Posted: 4/25/2015 4:42:07 AM EDT
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Pics.

you know the rules.

Hot Asian babe pics NOW!!!

Link Posted: 4/25/2015 4:42:15 AM EDT
[#5]
Did she say "Ten Minutes"
Link Posted: 4/25/2015 4:42:31 AM EDT
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My subscription to Tinder was $19.99
Link Posted: 4/25/2015 4:43:01 AM EDT
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Who does your taxes?
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I do
Link Posted: 4/25/2015 4:43:43 AM EDT
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She taught me how to divide lol
Link Posted: 4/25/2015 4:43:47 AM EDT
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Does she love you long time?
Link Posted: 4/25/2015 4:43:59 AM EDT
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In on 1!
Link Posted: 4/25/2015 4:46:29 AM EDT
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WTF do vegetarian lesbians eat?
Link Posted: 4/25/2015 4:47:14 AM EDT
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she wasn't a ladyboy was she?
Link Posted: 4/25/2015 4:47:16 AM EDT
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How many rufies did you slip her?
Link Posted: 4/25/2015 4:47:27 AM EDT
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Yes.
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No
Link Posted: 4/25/2015 4:48:52 AM EDT
[#16]
Is she still out cold?
Link Posted: 4/25/2015 4:52:44 AM EDT
[#17]
Is she Japanese, Vietnamese, Chinese?  You left that detail out.
Link Posted: 4/25/2015 4:53:14 AM EDT
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Pretty sweet, wasn't it?  I'm married to one and its the best sex I have ever had.  And the best woman I have ever had, period.
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pics or it never happened.....


Link Posted: 4/25/2015 4:55:21 AM EDT
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was it sideways? I hear theyre sideways.
Link Posted: 4/25/2015 4:56:15 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 4/25/2015 5:00:25 AM EDT
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When did you figure out it was a Thai ladyboy?
Link Posted: 4/25/2015 5:07:41 AM EDT
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Were  you horny again 10 minutes later?
Link Posted: 4/25/2015 5:08:29 AM EDT
[#24]
How much wood does a woodchuck chuck?
Link Posted: 4/25/2015 5:11:53 AM EDT
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Do you think she's on some forum right now starting a thread titled "I just got disappointed by my first white boy?"


Link Posted: 4/25/2015 5:12:17 AM EDT
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Chinese
Link Posted: 4/25/2015 5:13:06 AM EDT
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Taste like chicken?  
Link Posted: 4/25/2015 5:13:08 AM EDT
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Do you think she's on some forum right now starting a thread titled "I just got disappointed by my first white boy?"


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I can say I am very confident she was not disappointed.
Link Posted: 4/25/2015 5:13:11 AM EDT
[#29]
Too beaucoup?
Link Posted: 4/25/2015 5:13:31 AM EDT
[#30]
F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5
Link Posted: 4/25/2015 5:14:45 AM EDT
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Yup.  For casual sex it was Damn good!
Link Posted: 4/25/2015 5:15:14 AM EDT
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She didnt like that position
Link Posted: 4/25/2015 5:16:38 AM EDT
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Chinese
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Chinese



Damn! I was hoping for North Korean!!




Link Posted: 4/25/2015 5:17:23 AM EDT
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Dont have any pics.  Picture 5'3 105 lbs 27 year old chinese girl with 34 C cup.
Link Posted: 4/25/2015 5:19:03 AM EDT
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Did she sound like a pig during?

Eee...eee...eee...eee...eee

Link Posted: 4/25/2015 5:20:00 AM EDT
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Dont have any pics.  Picture 5'3 105 lbs 27 year old chinese girl with 34 C cup.



Prime age then, but the clock is ticking.






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Dont have any pics.  Picture 5'3 105 lbs 27 year old chinese girl with 34 C cup.


Brother man...

You make a dinner pic thread with no pics and describe for us the prime rib and lobster?

HA HA!!

no

Link Posted: 4/25/2015 5:24:19 AM EDT
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Were  you horny again 10 minutes later?
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Brother man...

You make a dinner pic thread with no pics and describe for us the prime rib and lobster?

HA HA!!

no

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Dont have any pics.  Picture 5'3 105 lbs 27 year old chinese girl with 34 C cup.


Brother man...

You make a dinner pic thread with no pics and describe for us the prime rib and lobster?

HA HA!!

no


it was completely discreet.  No names no questions.  She did not have a profile pic of herself just flowers and ocean pictures.  I swiped right just for the hell of it and so did she.
Link Posted: 4/25/2015 5:25:43 AM EDT
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Are you going to wait for a wedding to loudly announce that she was your first asian?
Link Posted: 4/25/2015 5:25:47 AM EDT
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No but she was vocal and made my back bleed.
Link Posted: 4/25/2015 5:27:01 AM EDT
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How does it feel to be 16?



Puberty brings on some strong emotions, doesn't it?  Even as a late bloomer.
Link Posted: 4/25/2015 5:27:23 AM EDT
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No but she was vocal and made my back bleed.
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Did she sound like a pig during?

Eee...eee...eee...eee...eee


No but she was vocal and made my back bleed.

Ugh, why do women think we like being used as scratching posts?
Link Posted: 4/25/2015 5:43:44 AM EDT
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Ugh, why do women think we like being used as scratching posts?
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Did she sound like a pig during?

Eee...eee...eee...eee...eee


No but she was vocal and made my back bleed.

Ugh, why do women think we like being used as scratching posts?

Not sure.  Its gonna be fun getting the little blood spots outta my sheets.
Link Posted: 4/25/2015 5:51:07 AM EDT
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One of those Thai 'lady boys?'
Link Posted: 4/25/2015 5:51:57 AM EDT
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Not sure.  Its gonna be fun getting the little blood spots outta my sheets.
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Did she sound like a pig during?

Eee...eee...eee...eee...eee


No but she was vocal and made my back bleed.

Ugh, why do women think we like being used as scratching posts?

Not sure.  Its gonna be fun getting the little blood spots outta my sheets.

you took an internet hookup back to your actual place of residence? You should've met her at a hotel so she doesn't know where you live.
Link Posted: 4/25/2015 5:52:05 AM EDT
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Not sure.  Its gonna be fun getting the little blood spots outta my sheets.
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Did she sound like a pig during?

Eee...eee...eee...eee...eee


No but she was vocal and made my back bleed.

Ugh, why do women think we like being used as scratching posts?

Not sure.  Its gonna be fun getting the little blood spots outta my sheets.



WAIT!!

You took a Tinder hookup to your actual house?!?!?



Link Posted: 4/25/2015 5:56:22 AM EDT
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WAIT!!

You took a Tinder hookup to your actual house?!?!?



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Did she sound like a pig during?

Eee...eee...eee...eee...eee


No but she was vocal and made my back bleed.

Ugh, why do women think we like being used as scratching posts?

Not sure.  Its gonna be fun getting the little blood spots outta my sheets.



WAIT!!

You took a Tinder hookup to your actual house?!?!?




Oh shit, missed this part

disgonnabegood.gif
Link Posted: 4/25/2015 5:59:33 AM EDT
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Has she called the cops yet?
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