Throwing their fucking shoes at you?





The FSA thread brought back some memories of getting hit with a shoe thrown by a black woman...


I think I have turrets or asp-burgers sometimes because shit just flies out of my mouth sometimes before I can even think..I've gotten a handle on it in the last few years.


Yes,I've had the shit kicked out of me a few times for it too.
First time I was dating a black girl when I was 19 and her mom didn't really like me,her name was Sue.


I loved Sue's ass,it was perfect and I liked to slap it.


She walks by and I jump up a smack her ass,Bam! A fucking shoe hit's me right on the bridge of my nose ,it was one of those platform ones with the cork like material..I hear her mom "I saw that boy!"Blood all over my shirt and she made me take it back to her ,then she slapped me in the back of the head and told me to go home until I learned some respect..
In my 30's I'm hiking Squaw Peak.It's a pretty steep and difficult hike and we get to the top This big ass fat black woman comes walking up as we start heading down ...I look at my friend and say"how the hell did she haul all that ass to the top?"


Make it another 5 feet and Bam!! tennis shoe in the back of the head.


I look back and this woman starts running with that limp motion the you get when you only have one shoe on.I grab the one she threw and hucked off the mountain.It's steep and there's no way in hell she could run down there to pick it up ,but she's in a fucking in a rage and chases me all the way down the mountain screaming she's going to kick my ass.. We make it to my truck and get away..People were staring
Last but not least,and this is this forum's fault...


A few years back a FSA thread gets me all riled up..


I head on down to Safeway to get some groceries,And get stuck behind an EBT woman getting a shitload of food...She has a coach purse and Giorgio shoes and all this other expensive shit..


I only had a few things and she's loading shit in her Lexus suv...I slow down and say what the fuck?She asks what's the problem ,I tell her the problem is ,she's a piece of shit freeloader.She tells me to fuck off..


I start walking and catch a fucking shoe to the ear and it goes past me,I run over and grab it up,jump in my Truck and start moving.I roil down my window yelling "My shoe"in my best Mr T voice as about 5 illegal Mexicans waiting for work jump up clapping and yelling some shit in Spanish.I do a wide circle around her still yelling my shoe hanging out the window holding it,drive a mile or so down the road and throw it out the window..





Just thought I'd share a CSB,I'm bored and don't work tomorrow.Sorry

 

It's something middle easterners do, and is a vestige of when Blacks were slaves. Genetic memory, or some shit like that. So, check your white priv, bro.

Reading your story, I see why you get shoes thrown at you.

However, I have observed that the majority (not all of course) of black women have zero interest in any white guy.   It seems to be just the opposite for black men.

Ya got me, man. I've never seen the one shoe beat down technique before.

I applaude you for tossing the shoes where they can't be found. I'm sure that will discourage that behavior in the future. For a while, anyway.

I notice you like to steal women's shoes.

Coming out thread?


Was Sue a tranny?

That's nice dear

maybe they are just waiting for you to really piss them off and chase you "bare footed", Au natural

I remember that



 

History.

Learn it.

Bitches be crazy, yo.

Shoe, fly, don't bother me,
Shoe, fly, don't bother me,
Shoe, fly, don't bother me,
For I belong to somebody...

1) You deserved the shoe

2)You kind of deserved the shoe

3)You didn't deserve the shoe

They all had big ass feet too



 

I do better with black women then white ones.  They don't mind my being fat either.  It's probably a confidence thing man, women can tell when your intimidated.  I grew up in a 90% black area so that might be part of it.

I used to work in restaurants. One day I was sweeping the cooking line and I brushed a black coworkers boots with the broom. Next thing I know he's like "Damn man!" and comes after me and starts spitting on the broom.
That was truly a WTF moment.

Yeah, that happened to me a couple times at a warehouse I worked at.

For those that don't know, its a superstition that if you get your foot swept with a broom, and dont spit on it, you're going to jail soon.

Mfer!!!.   My arfcom gots jammed up for 3 minutes.

I have never heard that before.  Apparently a lot of black men haven't either judging by the "more black men in prison than were slaves" thing going on.

When I was in 2nd grade I had a 400 pound fat black woman as my teacher.  One day we were doing some sorta project and I was tasked with handing out clothes pins.  Well I got to one person and they were across from me so I tossed it to her.  This fat bitch fucking kicked me in my 2nd grade ass for it.. talking bout "YOU JUST MISSED HER"

I think her name was Mrs Robinson if I remember correctly.  

Well, considering he was a short order cook, there's a ~70% chance of that superstition coming true, so I can see where he might have been concerned.

Woops.

N/M

I should be spending life in prison by now if thats true

Too. Funny!

All I can say about black women is damn are they ever fun in bed :)

TL;DR - Straight to "dats wassist" and IBTL.

Ol Bush had some good reflexes.
LMAO

Cool story, bro. Ya got a chuckle outta me.

Uncle Ruckus' opinion on the topic.

It was black women doing it at that warehouse. Considering the amount they were stealing from that place, they had pretty good reason to worry. Can't hold it against them, though, everybody was stealing from that place. It was a reclaim warehouse, and the manager would load up pallets of "bad" food into an 18 wheeler and sell them to his brother, who sold them at his store. Manager didn't have any problems busting employees though.

first incident-you were an idiot doing that in front of her mother
second incident- you were an idiot for being too loud
third incident-good job

that "guy" really enjoys sucking on things

I had that happen to me too. Superstition is funny like that.

What can you say about a culture where incarceration is so commonplace, it has its own set of superstitions?

What you sayin? Black men are gay for white guys? Where is my shoe

To be fair.... If you slapped my daughters ass in my house...

You wouldn't be worrying about a shoe... You would be waking up asking the doctor what happened.

Conservative black female will explain it to you



Or, she will throw her shoes at the monitor.

Real men just dodge the shoes

 

My Mom's not black but I was crowned many a time with her shoe.....Deserved it too.

Both?


Seriously OP, would you rather a shoe or other objects that a pissed off woman can/will use to hurt you. Choose wisely.

Act like a dog, get smacked like one.. or something like that.

Pics of daughter?








J/k

That has not been my experience, black women love white boys. You have to be aggressive with them, and show your interest.  

To the OP, sounds like you have problems.

the welfare queen story always needs a Lexus...

"Once you've had black
you never go back."

Sounds like you and Robert Deniro have something in common.

It sounds like you have a problem with women. Have you been arrested for violence against a woman?

Are you aware that there are people in this world that have a severe medical condition which causes them to be that way? My mother for instance is one of those people. She is a truck driver that has bad knees and a bad back from driving the truck but you probably do not care about that case either. Oh well I am not one of those people I am 6'4" 245lbs and I exercise every day. I would love to see you say something like to my mother in front of me. Probably never happen though you are probably just an internet tough guy. I doubt very seriously you would say that to someones face. Just my thought.What do you think. Oh I am sorry you probably do not have a brain. I on the other hand will be happy to buy you a plane ticket to come here and see if you have the nerve to say that to someone I know.