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Posted: 1/29/2015 4:27:04 PM EDT
So I'm on my lunch break and I'm driving to the shoppette when I notice two female's in full kit with there m16's walking in the middle of the road.

No biggy right? they will surely get over as I get closer. Well I creep up on them and trail them for a second or two but they're not getting the fuck outta the middle of the road.

So I honk not a rude honk but a suttle "Hey I'm here" honk, they look back at me see me then look forward again and just keep walking
in the middle of the fucking road.

So I say fuck it and use a turn-in for the parking lot to zoom past them. Now I admit I went a little fast around them but w/e.

One of the fat POG fuck's start's yelling at me to stop (so she can chew me out I guess) but before she reach's me I make my turn and take off.

Was I out of line?

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<Title edit.  Please read the rules.  --tbk1>
Link Posted: 1/29/2015 4:27:30 PM EDT
[#1]
TLDR: Yes.
Link Posted: 1/29/2015 4:28:40 PM EDT
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FPNI and +1
Link Posted: 1/29/2015 4:28:42 PM EDT
[#3]
in before the title edit
Link Posted: 1/29/2015 4:29:28 PM EDT
[#4]
Shoulda run em over.



What kinda fucking self indulgent pig walks down the middle of the road
Link Posted: 1/29/2015 4:29:38 PM EDT
[#5]
If you have to ask.
Link Posted: 1/29/2015 4:29:46 PM EDT
[#6]
You are bigger they should respect that.  Should have bumped them to go faster with your truck.
Link Posted: 1/29/2015 4:30:04 PM EDT
[#7]
I wish I could select multiple answers on this poll.


Link Posted: 1/29/2015 4:30:40 PM EDT
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Shoulda run em over.


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What kinda fucking self indulgent pig walks down the middle of the road




 
Link Posted: 1/29/2015 4:30:50 PM EDT
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So I'm on my lunch break and I'm driving to the shoppette when I notice two female's in full kit with there m16's walking in the middle of the road.

No biggy right? they will surely get over as I get closer. Well I creep up on them and trail them for a second or two but they're not getting the fuck outta the middle of the road.

So I honk not a rude honk but a suttle "Hey I'm here" honk, they look back at me see me then look forward again and just keep walking
in the middle of the fucking road.

So I say fuck it and use a turn-in for the parking lot to zoom past them. Now I admit I went a little fast around them but w/e.

One of the fat POG fuck's start's yelling at me to stop (so she can chew me out I guess) but before she reach's me I make my turn and take off.

Was I out of line?
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A whole fucking second?  Yea, you're a douche bag.
Link Posted: 1/29/2015 4:30:57 PM EDT
[#10]
If you made a woman mad it is your fault.
Link Posted: 1/29/2015 4:31:19 PM EDT
[#11]
WTF is a shoppette?
Link Posted: 1/29/2015 4:31:54 PM EDT
[#12]
There are few things a road is good for, driving down it, wondering why a chicken crossed it, and if it was privatized, where would they come from.


Fuck those bitches for not getting out of the way.
Link Posted: 1/29/2015 4:32:02 PM EDT
[#13]
You're an asshole because you write like a tard and also have no clue what a fucking apostrophe is.
Link Posted: 1/29/2015 4:32:05 PM EDT
[#14]
Link Posted: 1/29/2015 4:32:42 PM EDT
[#15]
Full kit as in Military or OCT?



If they were OCT you get an automatic pass.


Where are the pics?
Link Posted: 1/29/2015 4:32:59 PM EDT
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Small PX shop, usually accompanied by a gas station.
Link Posted: 1/29/2015 4:33:29 PM EDT
[#17]
Should have slowly trailed them while blasting Eye of the Tiger.
Link Posted: 1/29/2015 4:33:37 PM EDT
[#18]
Open Carry trolls? If so then you should have turned them into speedbumps.
Link Posted: 1/29/2015 4:33:39 PM EDT
[#19]
Dude, they were seriously looking for a three way and you blew it.

Go sit in the corner and think about what you've done with your life.
Link Posted: 1/29/2015 4:33:52 PM EDT
[#20]
TL;DR

That said, and to answer your question, yes.
Link Posted: 1/29/2015 4:34:22 PM EDT
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I am forshamed..
Link Posted: 1/29/2015 4:34:24 PM EDT
[#22]
Since you said it was a shopette, I presume this happened on Post?

What are the rules of the road there? Dp pedestrians have the right of way?

Did they fall waaaaaay behind their formation on a road march?  Yeah, sounds like women in the Army, alright.
Link Posted: 1/29/2015 4:34:39 PM EDT
[#23]
I want an m16
Link Posted: 1/29/2015 4:35:22 PM EDT
[#24]
Link Posted: 1/29/2015 4:35:33 PM EDT
[#25]
OP, you are not only an asshole, you are a misogynist and probably need to be counseled for a SHARP violation.



Why are you not supportive of their pre-Ranger workup?
Link Posted: 1/29/2015 4:35:51 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 1/29/2015 4:36:19 PM EDT
[#27]
If you would have waited a few more seconds, they would have fallen out anyway. How many miles ahead were the men in their platoon?



Also, I voted OP sucks cock
Link Posted: 1/29/2015 4:37:08 PM EDT
[#28]
PICS
Link Posted: 1/29/2015 4:38:18 PM EDT
[#29]
Lmao at the title edit....
Link Posted: 1/29/2015 4:38:20 PM EDT
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If you would have waited a few more seconds, they would have fallen out anyway. How many miles ahead were the men in their platoon?



Also, I voted OP sucks cock
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That's the wierd part they weren't in a formation just two chicks in full battle and m16's walking in the middle of the road..
Link Posted: 1/29/2015 4:44:38 PM EDT
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If you would have waited a few more seconds, they would have fallen out anyway. How many miles ahead were the men in their platoon?



Also, I voted OP sucks cock
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Link Posted: 1/29/2015 4:46:04 PM EDT
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Shoulda run em over.

What kinda fucking self indulgent pig walks down the middle of the road
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Michael Brown
Link Posted: 1/29/2015 4:50:18 PM EDT
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How do you know I drive a truck.
Link Posted: 1/29/2015 4:50:24 PM EDT
[#34]
Fuck em.



If they were in the middle of road, they should have been in a tactical vehicle.  If not, they should have been on the side of the road walking in a orderly fashion with properer alignment.



By the way, what configuration were their M16's?
Link Posted: 1/29/2015 4:51:57 PM EDT
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Fuck em.

If they were in the middle of road, they should have been in a tactical vehicle.  If not, they should have been on the side of the road walking in a orderly fashion with properer alignment.

By the way, what configuration were their M16's?
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Looked like A2's.
Link Posted: 1/29/2015 5:01:27 PM EDT
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Shoulda run em over.

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Michael Brown?


Link Posted: 1/29/2015 5:06:05 PM EDT
[#37]
MS Paint?
Link Posted: 1/29/2015 5:14:13 PM EDT
[#38]
What's your rank and what was their's?  That usually was what I based my decisions on.
Link Posted: 1/29/2015 5:24:23 PM EDT
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That's the wierd part they weren't in a formation just two chicks in full battle and m16's walking in the middle of the road..
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If you would have waited a few more seconds, they would have fallen out anyway. How many miles ahead were the men in their platoon?



Also, I voted OP sucks cock


That's the wierd part they weren't in a formation just two chicks in full battle and m16's walking in the middle of the road..


They were the fall outs. The rest of the element was 5 miles ahead.
Link Posted: 1/29/2015 5:26:06 PM EDT
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And you are a douche for eating lunch at the Shopette.

AAFES
Always
Fucks
Every
Soldier

Link Posted: 1/29/2015 5:27:03 PM EDT
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Small PX shop, usually accompanied by a gas station.
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WTF is a shoppette?


Small PX shop, usually accompanied by a gas station.


Back in the late 90's, they used to sell alcohol 24 hours a day. At least the one 150 yards behind my housing area on Ft. Hood did.
Link Posted: 1/29/2015 5:27:42 PM EDT
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Rule #3 and all that.
Link Posted: 1/29/2015 5:28:02 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 1/29/2015 5:30:52 PM EDT
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And you are a douche for eating lunch at the Shopette.

AAFES
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I was only there for a rockstar, I went to Taco Bell for lunch.

2 five layer beefy burrito's w/ extra beef.
Link Posted: 1/29/2015 5:34:36 PM EDT
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Hmm, them two POGs are walking in the middle of the fucking road with their 16's slung?

You are afraid, after they yelled for ya to stop, that you get your ass chewed for rolling coal when passing
their beautiful 200lbs. bodies?

WTF, you're an E-1 and they were two E-3's?

Next time run them over, tell the CID/MP/provost marshall that you mistook them for Nidals insurgent bitches.
Link Posted: 1/29/2015 5:39:10 PM EDT
[#46]
I would've gotten out and tried to fight them.


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2 five layer beefy burrito's w/ extra beef.
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...and that's a damn fine meal right there. I'm right now going to get the same, with a supreme chalupa, and a large Dew.
Link Posted: 1/29/2015 5:39:18 PM EDT
[#47]
"Shopette???"

you're not from Texas, you're from Canada aren't you?
Link Posted: 1/29/2015 5:40:44 PM EDT
[#48]
I feel a little baited by the poll since whenever "fuck those cunts" is an option I always pick it.
Link Posted: 1/29/2015 5:42:43 PM EDT
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"Shopette???"

you're not from Texas, you're from Canada aren't you?
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Prolly just stationed in TX., but ain't no Canadian either. Shoppette is some pure American AAFES bullshit, brah.
Link Posted: 1/29/2015 5:43:19 PM EDT
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Shoulda run em over.


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What kinda fucking self indulgent pig walks down the middle of the road
Michael Brown?

 



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