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Posted: 1/29/2015 12:16:47 AM EDT
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IBISWM
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Posted: 1/29/2015 12:17:16 AM EDT
[#2]
she is regularly on a hunting show
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Posted: 1/29/2015 12:18:25 AM EDT
[#3]
Had a girlfriend that was "well known" in that small town.
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Posted: 1/29/2015 12:18:29 AM EDT
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I jerked off with the same hand I met some famous people with, sadly none of them were what you'd call "attractive" or "female"
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Posted: 1/29/2015 12:18:43 AM EDT
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Oh man, where do I start....
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Posted: 1/29/2015 12:18:54 AM EDT
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Some of the other low-rent, dive bar band members from back in the day.
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Posted: 1/29/2015 12:21:02 AM EDT
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A daytime TV actress and a Miss unnamed South American country, but both before they were famous.
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Posted: 1/29/2015 12:22:44 AM EDT
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this should be a much shorter thread.... You first 
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Posted: 1/29/2015 12:23:41 AM EDT
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My wife has more twitter followers than I do.
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Posted: 1/29/2015 12:26:41 AM EDT
[#10]
As a rule I don't do famous people.
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Posted: 1/29/2015 12:27:04 AM EDT
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Kate Upton, Jessica Alba, Scarlett Johansson and Alessandra Ambrosio.
They were all meh. I dumped them for hotter chicks. They call me from time to time to hookup, but I don't have much extra time these days. |
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Posted: 1/29/2015 12:27:30 AM EDT
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I've slept with a few women who've modeled for Oleg Volk, the RKBA photographer.
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Posted: 1/29/2015 12:28:07 AM EDT
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Bill Cosby.
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Posted: 1/29/2015 12:28:41 AM EDT
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Helen Thomas. Back when she was hot. |
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Posted: 1/29/2015 12:30:14 AM EDT
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I was an actor for many years. There's a couple of ladies everyone here would know, and many have fapped to. One was on Saved By the Bell, one in a Mel Gibson film. One I turned down happens to be one of the craziest actresses in history (a hint: Harrison Ford costar)...and also one of the hottest (of the 80s mind you).
They are just like everyone else...they want to be loved, just like you and me. Those days are long gone now...which is not a bad thing. |
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Posted: 1/29/2015 12:30:43 AM EDT
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Bill Cosby. Does non-consensual count? |
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Posted: 1/29/2015 12:32:00 AM EDT
[#17]
In for the lies.
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Posted: 1/29/2015 12:32:23 AM EDT
[#18]
Do dreams count?
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Posted: 1/29/2015 12:33:30 AM EDT
[#19]
This entire thread...
oh and yeah, I banged her ^^^^^^ |
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Posted: 1/29/2015 12:33:46 AM EDT
[#20]
Op's mother
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Posted: 1/29/2015 12:34:01 AM EDT
[#21]
Perhaps some who thought they should be famous.
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Posted: 1/29/2015 12:36:05 AM EDT
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I was an actor for many years. There's a couple of ladies everyone here would know, and many have fapped to. One was on Saved By the Bell, one in a Mel Gibson film. One I turned down happens to be one of the craziest actresses in history (a hint: Harrison Ford costar)...and also one of the hottest (of the 80s mind you). They are just like everyone else...they want to be loved, just like you and me. Those days are long gone now...which is not a bad thing. You banged screetch 
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Posted: 1/29/2015 12:37:16 AM EDT
[#23]
Hillary Clinton
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Posted: 1/29/2015 12:37:55 AM EDT
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I've slept with a few women who've modeled for Oleg Volk, the RKBA photographer. In before someone says that they can top that by having slept with oleg himself
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Posted: 1/29/2015 12:38:02 AM EDT
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Part time actress on a soap few years afterward.
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Posted: 1/29/2015 12:39:04 AM EDT
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Op's mother You too? That makes us Eskimo brothers |
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Posted: 1/29/2015 12:39:13 AM EDT
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You banged screetch Quote HistoryQuoted:
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I was an actor for many years. There's a couple of ladies everyone here would know, and many have fapped to. One was on Saved By the Bell, one in a Mel Gibson film. One I turned down happens to be one of the craziest actresses in history (a hint: Harrison Ford costar)...and also one of the hottest (of the 80s mind you). They are just like everyone else...they want to be loved, just like you and me. Those days are long gone now...which is not a bad thing. You banged screetch Lmfao |
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Posted: 1/29/2015 12:39:21 AM EDT
[#28]
I was married to Michael Jordan's manicurist.
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Posted: 1/29/2015 12:39:57 AM EDT
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I could answer this but no one would believe me and I don't kiss and tell. Lets just say she is a very high profile actress now. We dated for a good while before going our separate ways. I wish her nothing but the bst.
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Posted: 1/29/2015 12:40:56 AM EDT
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You banged screetch Quote HistoryQuoted:
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I was an actor for many years. There's a couple of ladies everyone here would know, and many have fapped to. One was on Saved By the Bell, one in a Mel Gibson film. One I turned down happens to be one of the craziest actresses in history (a hint: Harrison Ford costar)...and also one of the hottest (of the 80s mind you). They are just like everyone else...they want to be loved, just like you and me. Those days are long gone now...which is not a bad thing. You banged screetch No. I fo'd before he tried to stab me!!!
About her, as we were getting to know one another, she was showing me some family pictures then decided to show me one of her ex-fiance David. It was David Schwimmer...all of this was when he was starring in Friends. She later was wooed by Ed O' Neil which I thought was weird since he was twice her age (she was still in her late 20s and he was about 60). After me, she fell off the deep end and hooked up with Jesse Jackson Jr. Yeah, she was a hot mess... |
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Posted: 1/29/2015 12:41:29 AM EDT
[#31]
I passed out on the floor in close proximity to Phoebe Cates and Bridget Fonda once. Best I got.
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Posted: 1/29/2015 12:41:30 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Helen Thomas. Back when she was hot.  |
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Posted: 1/29/2015 12:42:01 AM EDT
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I've got a coworker that banged Gus Johnson's cousin.
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Posted: 1/29/2015 12:42:04 AM EDT
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I had a summer relationship in college with a chick who is the lead singer of a band. She is on a semi major record label...and a freak
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Posted: 1/29/2015 12:42:07 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: You banged screetch Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: I was an actor for many years. There's a couple of ladies everyone here would know, and many have fapped to. One was on Saved By the Bell, one in a Mel Gibson film. One I turned down happens to be one of the craziest actresses in history (a hint: Harrison Ford costar)...and also one of the hottest (of the 80s mind you). They are just like everyone else...they want to be loved, just like you and me. Those days are long gone now...which is not a bad thing. You banged screetch Melody Rodgers, maybe? What a GILF! |
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Posted: 1/29/2015 12:44:08 AM EDT
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I passed out on the floor in close proximity to Phoebe Cates and Bridget Fonda once. Best I got. That would have been an epic 3-way. 
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Posted: 1/29/2015 12:44:08 AM EDT
[#37]
Ain't gonna lie, I've had multiple threesomes with Handgelina Jolie and Palmela Handerson. After 13 years of marriage, these threesomes behind closed doors are all I have to look forward to.
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Posted: 1/29/2015 12:45:16 AM EDT
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My wife.
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Posted: 1/29/2015 12:46:55 AM EDT
[#39]
If only the insides of my eyelids could talk
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Posted: 1/29/2015 12:47:21 AM EDT
[#40]
I banged a chic who banged danzig. She was hot and no, I didn't stop immediately after finding out that info.
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Posted: 1/29/2015 12:48:28 AM EDT
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Melody Rodgers, maybe? What a GILF! Quote HistoryQuoted:
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I was an actor for many years. There's a couple of ladies everyone here would know, and many have fapped to. One was on Saved By the Bell, one in a Mel Gibson film. One I turned down happens to be one of the craziest actresses in history (a hint: Harrison Ford costar)...and also one of the hottest (of the 80s mind you). They are just like everyone else...they want to be loved, just like you and me. Those days are long gone now...which is not a bad thing. You banged screetch Melody Rodgers, maybe? What a GILF! Nope. Crazier! And her eyes show it. |
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Posted: 1/29/2015 12:51:37 AM EDT
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Op's mother Dad? Is that you? 
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Posted: 1/29/2015 12:52:00 AM EDT
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You too? That makes us Eskimo brothers Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Op's mother You too? That makes us Eskimo brothers I did not know you were into whaling as well? |
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Posted: 1/29/2015 12:52:33 AM EDT
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You too? That makes us Eskimo brothers Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Op's mother You too? That makes us Eskimo brothers If I have more than one Dad, does that make the two of you hetero-partners? |
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Posted: 1/29/2015 12:53:11 AM EDT
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I banged a chic who banged danzig. She was hot and no, I didn't stop immediately after finding out that info. 
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Posted: 1/29/2015 12:55:16 AM EDT
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Front woman for an Indie band who later went on to have a successful career on her own. No, I'm not saying who. It was one time, post-show, I was lucky enough to score tickets and an invite to a party back at her hotel as she was involved with a public policy initiative I was working on when I was in the state senate as a committee director. We drank too much, screwed around, and her assistant was kind enough to send me home in her limo. I was 25, young, dumb, and full of cum. I tried to get in touch with her, but not surprisingly I never heard back from her.
Other than that, just a couple of mid-level female politicians who were screwing around on their husbands with a boy toy senate staffer. None of them were anything to write home about, but if you were in your mid 20s getting seduced by some not so terrible looking 40 something female legislators, a state Supreme Court judge, and a Lt. Governor, you might let it go to your head and think with the wrong one. None of them were hot by any stretch, although they were not un attractive, it was totally about the power and influence of who they were. I'm in my40's now and realize I was doing some pretty awful things back then. I'm glad I am out of politics for the most part, it totally fucks with your sense of right and wrong. I really don't like who I was back then, and many of the things I had done - especially the dalliances with married women. My values were totally buggered, love had nothing to do with it.i had no respect for them, much less myself. So I guess the above is more of a confession than bragging. |
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Posted: 1/29/2015 12:56:07 AM EDT
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Two current Monster Energy girls......
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Posted: 1/29/2015 12:57:15 AM EDT
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Front woman for an Indie band who later went on to have a successful career on her own. No, I'm not saying who. It was one time, post-show, I was lucky enough to score tickets and an invite to a party back at her hotel as she was involved with a public policy initiative I was working on when I was in the state senate as a committee director. We drank too much, screwed around, and her assistant was kind enough to send me home in her limo. I was 25, young, dumb, and full of cum. I tried to get in touch with her, but not surprisingly I never heard back from her. Other than that, just a couple of mid-level female politicians who were screwing around on their husbands with a boy toy senate staffer. None of them were anything to write home about, but if you were in your mid 20s getting seduced by some not so terrible looking 40 something female legislators, a state Supreme Court judge, and a Lt. Governor, you might let it go to your head and think with the wrong one. None of them were hot by any stretch, although they were not un attractive, it was totally about the power and influence of who they were. I'm in my40's now and realize I was doing some pretty awful things back then. I'm glad I am out of politics for the most part, it totally fucks with your sense of right and wrong. I really don't like who I was back then, and many of the things I had done - especially the dalliances with married women. My values were totally buggered, love had nothing to do with it.i had no respect for them, much less myself. So I guess the above is more of a confession than bragging. So you fucked Justin bieber and Hillary Clinton |
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Posted: 1/29/2015 12:58:58 AM EDT
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Ain't gonna lie, I've had multiple threesomes with Handgelina Jolie and Palmela Handerson. After 13 years of marriage, these threesomes behind closed doors are all I have to look forward to. I haven't laughed this hard in quite some time. Bless you brother. |
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Posted: 1/29/2015 12:59:51 AM EDT
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Helen Thomas. Back when she was hot. Yeah, well, that would have been during the last ice age before they invented fire, so it would have been kind of a survival thing. |
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