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Posted: 12/20/2014 12:28:07 AM EDT
In his house at R'lyeh, dead Cthulhu waits dreaming



Link Posted: 12/20/2014 12:28:54 AM EDT
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thought drunk post


was disappoint
Link Posted: 12/20/2014 12:29:25 AM EDT
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Cthulhu is my homeboy.
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The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far. The sciences, each straining in its own direction, have hitherto harmed us little; but some day the piecing together of dissociated knowledge will open up such terrifying vistas of reality, and of our frightful position therein, that we shall either go mad from the revelation or flee from the light into the peace and safety of a new dark age.
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My bike's swingarm.






Link Posted: 12/20/2014 12:44:29 AM EDT
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what a relief! i thought this was a gene5 thread by the title...
Link Posted: 12/20/2014 12:49:48 AM EDT
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I'm more of a Dagon worshiper myself.

Men—at least, a certain sort of men; though the creatures were shown disporting like fishes in the waters of some marine grotto, or paying homage at some monolithic shrine which appeared to be under the waves as well... They were damnably human in general outline despite webbed hands and feet, shockingly wide and flabby lips, glassy, bulging eyes, and other features less pleasant to recall. Curiously enough, they seemed to have been chiseled badly out of proportion with their scenic background; for one of the creatures was shown in the act of killing a whale represented as but little larger than himself.
Link Posted: 12/20/2014 12:49:48 AM EDT
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Threads like this remind me how there are just as many geeks with guns as rednecks with guns
Link Posted: 12/20/2014 12:52:00 AM EDT
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Not only are we armed, but our grip on reality isn't that good either.  
Link Posted: 12/20/2014 12:58:34 AM EDT
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I got nuthin'



So I'm going to post a picture of Cthulhu with a pancake on it's head.



wait...no...no I'm not
Link Posted: 12/20/2014 1:00:18 AM EDT
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It's times like this I miss my Necronomicon.
Link Posted: 12/20/2014 1:01:30 AM EDT
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"Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn"

I thought it was Welsh at first, then realized there were too many vowels.

Link Posted: 12/20/2014 1:04:37 AM EDT
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Dam phone.

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What round for Cthulhu?
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If you shoot Cthulhu (and he finds out), he is going to be pissed....
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The jury is still out on that one
Link Posted: 12/20/2014 1:18:35 AM EDT
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I'm thinking 280mm Atomic Cannon, but the 4 barrel rotary version......



 
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hahaha!!!

 
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Damn, I want one of those.
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  Damn, I want one of those.
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As well.

Linky or somesuch?
Link Posted: 12/20/2014 1:32:57 AM EDT
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LOL stupid Ovomit voters.  FBHO
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Fuckin NERDS, man!!!!
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yog sothoth is the gate.

shub niggurath
Link Posted: 12/20/2014 1:34:22 AM EDT
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This whole story is hilarious!

Call of Chthulu
Link Posted: 12/20/2014 1:37:45 AM EDT
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That's the spirit!



 
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not enought ls, either.

Has the big C announced for 2016 yet?

Only Cthulhu can beat Hillary.
Link Posted: 12/20/2014 2:30:31 AM EDT
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not enought ls, either.

Has the big C announced for 2016 yet?

Only Cthulhu can beat Hillary.
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"Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn"

I thought it was Welsh at first, then realized there were too many vowels.


not enought ls, either.

Has the big C announced for 2016 yet?

Only Cthulhu can beat Hillary.

Link Posted: 12/20/2014 2:35:08 AM EDT
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I really need to read some lovecraft
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Are you sure that's not an actual Jack Chick tract? It hits all the right notes.
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They are very good. Dude paints such a vivid picture in his descriptions of things. Lots of stories that will give you fucked up dreams.
Link Posted: 12/20/2014 2:43:36 AM EDT
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Why do I feel like the writers of H.R. Pufnstuf came up with this chitlinlootoo thing during their frustration of finding a word that rhymed with orange.
They must have been doing the brown acid that day.
Link Posted: 12/20/2014 2:44:46 AM EDT
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I still love reading Lovecraft.  I actually have a large collection of the old Weird Tale pulp writers.
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not enought ls, either.

Has the big C announced for 2016 yet?

Only Cthulhu can beat Hillary.
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"Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn"

I thought it was Welsh at first, then realized there were too many vowels.


not enought ls, either.

Has the big C announced for 2016 yet?

Only Cthulhu can beat Hillary.


Ph'nglll mglw'nllfh Cthlllll R'lyllh wgllh'nllgl fhtllgn

Fixed it to make it more Welsh.
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Cthulu 2016!

Dont settle for a lesser evil in the White House!
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They are very good. Dude paints such a vivid picture in his descriptions of things. Lots of stories that will give you fucked up dreams.
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I really need to read some lovecraft


They are very good. Dude paints such a vivid picture in his descriptions of things. Lots of stories that will give you fucked up dreams.


There's a reason that lovecraftian is an adjective.







 
Link Posted: 12/20/2014 8:50:45 AM EDT
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For you holiday season of doom...

Carol of the Old Ones
Link Posted: 12/20/2014 8:58:27 AM EDT
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As long as we are on the subject...





And the sad story of Harley Warren, told in Christmas music.



And from the award winning musical "Shoggoth on the Roof."

Link Posted: 12/20/2014 9:13:38 AM EDT
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Not only are we armed, but our grip on reality isn't that good either.  
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Threads like this remind me how there are just as many geeks with guns as rednecks with guns



 

Not only are we armed, but our grip on reality isn't that good either.  
To make matters worse, some of us are the unholy  combination of both. Redgeeks.
Link Posted: 12/20/2014 9:14:30 AM EDT
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That is the coolest thing I have ever seen in GD.
Link Posted: 12/20/2014 9:23:07 AM EDT
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Why all this talk of Cthulhu being evil? He did humanity a favor by eradicating Whole Foods and killing Justin Bieber!

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