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Posted: 12/19/2014 11:30:12 PM EDT
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Posted: 12/19/2014 11:31:09 PM EDT
[#1]
Kmart sucks
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Posted: 12/19/2014 11:37:31 PM EDT
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I keep waiting for a kid to pop right out in that commercial. I'm sure they're wearing fake bellies but I still just keep waiting for a kid to pop out.
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Posted: 12/19/2014 11:38:15 PM EDT
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I was just asked about this today. I saw it tonight. Strange.
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Posted: 12/19/2014 11:38:17 PM EDT
[#4]
Thats preggo-cist!
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Posted: 12/19/2014 11:38:56 PM EDT
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Posted: 12/19/2014 11:42:23 PM EDT
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Posted: 12/19/2014 11:42:52 PM EDT
[#7]
I'd slide down their chimney!!!!
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Posted: 12/19/2014 11:44:20 PM EDT
[#8]
I can't stand it. For some reason they play it every single commercial break on some channels.
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Posted: 12/19/2014 11:45:28 PM EDT
[#9]
That tawdry little dance is how they got that way.
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Posted: 12/19/2014 11:46:02 PM EDT
[#10]
We did this the other day and the answer was very much yes, but they got us talking.
Talking however will not translate into shopping. |
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Posted: 12/19/2014 11:46:22 PM EDT
[#11]
the first thing I said after I saw that ad was that it made me uncomfortable
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Posted: 12/19/2014 11:47:34 PM EDT
[#12]
Looking at the way they dance, it's easy to see how they got pregnant. They look barely out of high school, but it's cool to be a single mom these days. You know, because it's whatever. Where were the dads? Oh yeah...
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Posted: 12/19/2014 11:48:38 PM EDT
[#13]
Quote HistoryQuoted: That tawdry little dance is how they got that way. Those damned harlots. |
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Posted: 12/19/2014 11:49:27 PM EDT
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Posted: 12/19/2014 11:53:02 PM EDT
[#15]
Only thing I got out of it was I wish my wife looked that good pregnant. Well of course if she practiced dance like those girls did, she probably would have a decent body while pregnant too instead of being lazy.
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Posted: 12/19/2014 11:54:14 PM EDT
[#16]
Must, stop, watching, arm, gonna, fall, off.
Preggo chicks are sexy (no fetish) Couldn't care less how they dance on a commercial. Better than dudes balls or whatever was the uproar last year. Edit: grammar |
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Posted: 12/19/2014 11:57:12 PM EDT
[#17]
I recently got a TV tuner card for my laptop after going without TV for 4 years. I'm kind of regretting it after seeing commercials like this.
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Posted: 12/19/2014 11:58:24 PM EDT
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The only thing I thought about that, is who the fuck cares because nobody shops at K-mart anyway. I literally haven't seen the inside of a k-mart in over a decade. Actually probably close to two decades at this point.
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Posted: 12/20/2014 12:01:58 AM EDT
[#19]
2x |
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Posted: 12/20/2014 12:09:30 AM EDT
[#20]
Yea,
I love it, wife hates it |
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Posted: 12/20/2014 12:38:21 AM EDT
[#21]
I would crush the one second to the left.
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Posted: 12/20/2014 12:43:32 AM EDT
[#22]
Disturbing? |
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Posted: 12/20/2014 12:45:05 AM EDT
[#23]
Quote HistoryQuoted: I would crush the one second to the left.   |
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Posted: 12/20/2014 12:45:51 AM EDT
[#24]
No it makes my cock hard
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Posted: 12/20/2014 12:52:32 AM EDT
[#25]
The one in the middle is kinda really hot...! |
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Posted: 12/20/2014 12:57:06 AM EDT
[#26]
Hot chicks get hotter or stay hot when they're pregnant. Ugly chicks don't.
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Posted: 12/20/2014 12:58:51 AM EDT
[#27]
Would hit. Low risk entry.
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Posted: 12/20/2014 12:59:04 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted:
Looking at the way they dance, it's easy to see how they got pregnant. They look barely out of high school, but it's cool to be a single mom these days. You know, because it's whatever. Where were the dads? Oh yeah... Are you serious or is my parody meter broken? |
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Posted: 12/20/2014 1:03:30 AM EDT
[#29]
Kmart has stooped lower and lower with their crappy ghetto commercials. What advertising genius is responsible for that crap of a company?
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Posted: 12/20/2014 1:06:47 AM EDT
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Kmart has stooped lower and lower with their crappy ghetto commercials. What advertising genius is responsible for that crap of a company? Racists apparently. Read the comments, it'll give you a new found appreciation for the high IQ levels found in GD. |
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Posted: 12/20/2014 1:08:11 AM EDT
[#31]
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Kmart has stooped lower and lower with their crappy ghetto commercials. What advertising genius is responsible for that crap of a company? What do they have to lose at this point? They went from being completely irrelevant to everyone talking about the Kmart pregnant ladies. |
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Posted: 12/20/2014 1:09:52 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted:
Are you serious or is my parody meter broken? Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Looking at the way they dance, it's easy to see how they got pregnant. They look barely out of high school, but it's cool to be a single mom these days. You know, because it's whatever. Where were the dads? Oh yeah... Are you serious or is my parody meter broken? Lot of assumptions in that post. Full retard? |
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Posted: 12/20/2014 1:11:37 AM EDT
[#33]
I just don't get what the marketing connection is supposed to be between Joe Boxer, Kmart, and pregnant women.
I don't mind watching it at all.
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Posted: 12/20/2014 1:15:45 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted:
I would crush the one second to the left. What if the second one on the left was: 
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Posted: 12/20/2014 1:25:30 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted:
What if the second one on the left was: http://fangamers.net/imagehosting/1735454b41b91776.jpg Quote HistoryQuoted:
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I would crush the one second to the left. What if the second one on the left was: http://fangamers.net/imagehosting/1735454b41b91776.jpg Yea Pirates need love too, but this one looks like a guy. I would have to do a saftey cheak first. |
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Posted: 12/20/2014 1:34:10 AM EDT
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Yea Pirates need love too, but this one looks like a guy. I would have to do a saftey cheak first. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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I would crush the one second to the left. What if the second one on the left was: http://fangamers.net/imagehosting/1735454b41b91776.jpg Yea Pirates need love too, but this one looks like a guy. I would have to do a saftey cheak first. Your instincts will serve you well, padawan. |
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Posted: 12/20/2014 1:43:26 AM EDT
[#37]
I think the commercial is fucking creepy
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Posted: 12/20/2014 1:44:11 AM EDT
[#38]
GD neckbeard preggo hate strikes again!
Good lord, what WONT twist some of your panties? |
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Posted: 12/20/2014 1:47:57 AM EDT
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Posted: 12/20/2014 1:50:20 AM EDT
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KMart still advertises? what they got left, like ten stores?
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Posted: 12/20/2014 1:54:44 AM EDT
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I think pregnant chicks can be hot. All of those in the commercial are hot. Retard/Screen Door/King of England/Angry God - would smash.
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Posted: 12/20/2014 1:57:48 AM EDT
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Posted: 12/20/2014 1:59:14 AM EDT
[#43]
Quote HistoryQuoted: I was just asked about this today. I saw it tonight. Strange. |
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Posted: 12/20/2014 2:13:02 AM EDT
[#44]
Pancake stack them.
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Posted: 12/20/2014 2:15:23 AM EDT
[#45]
they're all legit pregnant, and while pregnant's not my thing, they're all kinda hot and I think it's cool they are dancing and moving like that when they are that far along. They are all third trimester in the add.
wife claimed they were all not preggo and wearing fake bellies, but I thought they looked thicker in the normal places for pregnant women and google gave me a rare victory against the wife. I think they're all cute and a couple of them are past cute to super hot. I think it's great all of them can move like that pregnant. I'm not pregnant, nor ever been, and I couldn't dance like that. |
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Posted: 12/20/2014 2:16:10 AM EDT
[#46]
Hate it. Glad somebody else noticed.
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Posted: 12/20/2014 2:17:52 AM EDT
[#47]
Quote HistoryQuoted: I think it's cool they are dancing and moving like that when they are that far along. It'd be cool if it wasn't fucking trashy. You surrender the "smack-that-ass" dance from your repertoire when you decide to be a parent.
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Posted: 12/20/2014 2:20:32 AM EDT
[#48]
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It'd be cool if it wasn't fucking trashy. You surrender the "smack-that-ass" dance from your repertoire when you decide to be a parent. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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I think it's cool they are dancing and moving like that when they are that far along. It'd be cool if it wasn't fucking trashy. You surrender the "smack-that-ass" dance from your repertoire when you decide to be a parent. meh, not when you're a professional dancer and you're getting paid good money to do it. And when you've been working out hard and are in good shape. I was supposed to give up fighting and smashing people when I got married too, but I was paid to do it. So once a week, I did it with zeal. |
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Posted: 12/20/2014 2:29:08 AM EDT
[#49]
I am shocked, that K-mart is still around. The blonde should bounce back in a few months.
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Posted: 12/20/2014 2:36:20 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: meh, not when you're a professional dancer and you're getting paid good money to do it. And when you've been working out hard and are in good shape. I was supposed to give up fighting and smashing people when I got married too, but I was paid to do it. So once a week, I did it with zeal. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Quoted: I think it's cool they are dancing and moving like that when they are that far along. It'd be cool if it wasn't fucking trashy. You surrender the "smack-that-ass" dance from your repertoire when you decide to be a parent. meh, not when you're a professional dancer and you're getting paid good money to do it. And when you've been working out hard and are in good shape. I was supposed to give up fighting and smashing people when I got married too, but I was paid to do it. So once a week, I did it with zeal. Your biological role is still defense. A man who can't take care of his wife and kids isn't much of a man. You can call it sexist but the truth of the matter is we're built for it. There's nothing unsavory about prep for combat as a family man. We distort gender roles with our pop culture today but in terms of size and hormones it's exactly what we're wired for. Anyone who's trained with women knows it, even if it's politically unacceptable to acknowledge. Size, weight, respective percentages of body fat and muscle mass, load bearing, bone density, aggression - that's on us. Decent men do quit or quiet other behaviors though, like the frequency and intensity of bar nights or the financially irresponsible impulse rifle buy. Suggestive dancing can be a paycheck, I guess, but I don't think it's got the same physiological mandate, and I'd like to believe it falls more on the juvenile side, behaviors to quash when you're a grown-up. There will be kids looking at you all the time soon - it's not oppressive to suggest that maybe not everything need be sexualized. I'm not saying they shouldn't do it, or you shouldn't enjoy it, but it sure isn't for me. And the santa/baby/hurry-down-my-chimney lyrics and corresponding birth visuals definitely wilt my tinsel.
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