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Posted: 12/19/2014 6:50:04 PM EDT
What’s my father ever done that’s so great? School superintendent? Big whoop! There’s only like 800 kids in the entire county, K through 12!
I’m going to ask my girlfriend to marry me and then I can take her home to meet my dick dad and then I shove his hawk face right into her big brown boobs and scream, "Look at these babies, old man! Didn't need a varsity letter to get those, did I?! So now who’s a disappointment?!" |
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Quoted: What’s my father ever done that’s so great? School superintendent? Big whoop! There’s only like 800 kids in the entire county, K through 12! I’m going to ask my girlfriend to marry me and then I can take her home to meet my dick dad and then I shove his hawk face right into her big brown boobs and scream, "Look at these babies, old man! Didn't need a varsity letter to get those, did I?! So now who’s a disappointment?!" View Quote |
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Not only a disappointment to your father, frankly I'm a little disappointed as well.
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It's hard being a machine. You cannot overide your programming
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Do you want to get a thread full of people quoting Archer?
Because this is how you get a thread full of people quoting Archer.
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starts up again next month! Ill be watching from Fort Kick-ass..
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I thought about adding a "stir-Friday" reference in there, but I thought that would have made it too obvious. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted:
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Man I hope this is a quote or something It's from the show Archer. I thought about adding a "stir-Friday" reference in there, but I thought that would have made it too obvious. Ha! I was about to PM you to see if you needed to talk. |
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It's from the show Archer. The girl in question has a vealy vulva. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted:
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Man I hope this is a quote or something It's from the show Archer. The girl in question has a vealy vulva. I'm trying to imagine this. I can't . |
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I'm so disappointed in GD right now. Like, four people got the reference.
Danger zone.... |
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So this thread is about the confessions of Bobby Hill as an adult?
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Hope this season is better than last, I love the show but that one was brutal.
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What’s my father ever done that’s so great? School superintendent? Big whoop! There’s only like 800 kids in the entire county, K through 12! I’m going to ask my girlfriend to marry me and then I can take her home to meet my dick dad and then I shove his hawk face right into her big brown boobs and scream, "Look at these babies, old man! Didn't need a varsity letter to get those, did I?! So now who’s a disappointment?!" This for sure. |
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It's from the show Archer. The girl in question has a vealy vulva. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted:
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Man I hope this is a quote or something It's from the show Archer. The girl in question has a vealy vulva. Oh, come on. I don't recall ever seeing a welcome mat at your back door. But -- wait, would that cheer you up? Me and you, a little revenge anal? |
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Was go to shake my head and say I was disappointed in a Texas brother.
But even animated boobies are good for this crowd. |
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Need pics of BBBs for point of reference, otherwise this thread is useless for my...
...endeavors. |
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