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Posted: 12/19/2014 6:50:04 PM EDT
What’s my father ever done that’s so great? School superintendent?  Big whoop! There’s only like 800 kids in the entire county, K through 12!

I’m going to ask my girlfriend to marry me and then I can take her home to meet my dick dad and then I shove his hawk face right into her big brown boobs and scream, "Look at these babies, old man! Didn't need a varsity letter to get those, did I?! So now who’s a disappointment?!"  

Link Posted: 12/19/2014 6:50:58 PM EDT
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Man I hope this is a quote or something
Link Posted: 12/19/2014 6:51:40 PM EDT
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Seriously.

 
Link Posted: 12/19/2014 6:51:46 PM EDT
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I think the reefer is involved. Somewhere. Somehow.
Link Posted: 12/19/2014 6:51:47 PM EDT
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IN
for the big brown boobs
where are pics
Link Posted: 12/19/2014 6:51:51 PM EDT
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What’s my father ever done that’s so great? School superintendent?  Big whoop! There’s only like 800 kids in the entire county, K through 12!



I’m going to ask my girlfriend to marry me and then I can take her home to meet my dick dad and then I shove his hawk face right into her big brown boobs and scream, "Look at these babies, old man! Didn't need a varsity letter to get those, did I?! So now who’s a disappointment?!"  



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Pics or gtfo

 
Link Posted: 12/19/2014 6:51:53 PM EDT
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I hope you are right.
Link Posted: 12/19/2014 6:52:06 PM EDT
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Posting while drunk and watching porn??
Link Posted: 12/19/2014 6:52:10 PM EDT
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It's from the show Archer. The girl in question has a vealy vulva.
Link Posted: 12/19/2014 6:52:13 PM EDT
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Um, right.







Slowly backing away......
Link Posted: 12/19/2014 6:52:14 PM EDT
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Sounds like he should've pulled out...
Link Posted: 12/19/2014 6:52:52 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 12/19/2014 6:52:55 PM EDT
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in for pics of big brown boobs
Link Posted: 12/19/2014 6:53:02 PM EDT
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Not only a disappointment to your father, frankly I'm a little disappointed as well.
Link Posted: 12/19/2014 6:53:04 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 12/19/2014 6:53:13 PM EDT
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Therapy might be helpful.
Link Posted: 12/19/2014 6:53:30 PM EDT
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It's hard being a machine. You cannot overide your programming
Link Posted: 12/19/2014 6:55:00 PM EDT
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+1

Cause a guy who has been here since 2014 with over 20k in posts knows the rules
Link Posted: 12/19/2014 6:55:28 PM EDT
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It's from the show Archer.
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It's from the show Archer.


I thought about adding a "stir-Friday" reference in there, but I thought that would have made it too obvious.
Link Posted: 12/19/2014 6:56:04 PM EDT
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Do you want to get a thread full of people quoting Archer?
Because this is how you get a thread full of people quoting Archer.
Link Posted: 12/19/2014 6:57:02 PM EDT
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we're waiting



 
Link Posted: 12/19/2014 6:57:49 PM EDT
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starts up again next month! Ill be watching from Fort Kick-ass..
Link Posted: 12/19/2014 6:58:29 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 12/19/2014 7:00:03 PM EDT
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Why you trippin' man?
Link Posted: 12/19/2014 7:00:15 PM EDT
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It's from the show Archer. The girl in question has a vealy vulva.


Vealy?
Link Posted: 12/19/2014 7:00:17 PM EDT
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Of course you're a disappointment, you're a Cowboys fan.
Link Posted: 12/19/2014 7:00:57 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 12/19/2014 7:00:59 PM EDT
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F FUCKING 5
Link Posted: 12/19/2014 7:01:59 PM EDT
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I thought about adding a "stir-Friday" reference in there, but I thought that would have made it too obvious.
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Man I hope this is a quote or something

It's from the show Archer.


I thought about adding a "stir-Friday" reference in there, but I thought that would have made it too obvious.



Ha!

I was about to PM you to see if you needed to talk.
Link Posted: 12/19/2014 7:01:59 PM EDT
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It's a quote
Link Posted: 12/19/2014 7:02:26 PM EDT
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It's from the show Archer. The girl in question has a vealy vulva.



I'm trying to imagine this. I can't .
Link Posted: 12/19/2014 7:02:40 PM EDT
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pics of g/f?
Link Posted: 12/19/2014 7:03:04 PM EDT
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I'm so disappointed in GD right now. Like, four people got the reference.

Danger zone....
Link Posted: 12/19/2014 7:04:05 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 12/19/2014 7:04:52 PM EDT
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Ah hell?
Link Posted: 12/19/2014 7:05:23 PM EDT
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So this thread is about the confessions of Bobby Hill as an adult?
Link Posted: 12/19/2014 7:06:39 PM EDT
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F5 appears to be broken
Link Posted: 12/19/2014 7:08:13 PM EDT
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Hope this season is better than last,  I love the show but that one was brutal.
Link Posted: 12/19/2014 7:09:38 PM EDT
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Diamond is still too small.  
Link Posted: 12/19/2014 7:09:59 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 12/19/2014 7:10:26 PM EDT
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That's my ring tone.  
Link Posted: 12/19/2014 7:11:36 PM EDT
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Still waiting for the big titties to load.


Link Posted: 12/19/2014 7:11:55 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 12/19/2014 7:12:25 PM EDT
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That's my ring tone.  
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Danger zone....


That's my ring tone.  


im using the mulato butts song.. been for a year or two now..
Link Posted: 12/19/2014 7:12:58 PM EDT
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Pics or gtfo  
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What’s my father ever done that’s so great? School superintendent?  Big whoop! There’s only like 800 kids in the entire county, K through 12!

I’m going to ask my girlfriend to marry me and then I can take her home to meet my dick dad and then I shove his hawk face right into her big brown boobs and scream, "Look at these babies, old man! Didn't need a varsity letter to get those, did I?! So now who’s a disappointment?!"  

Pics or gtfo  


This for sure.
Link Posted: 12/19/2014 7:14:22 PM EDT
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It's from the show Archer. The girl in question has a vealy vulva.
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Man I hope this is a quote or something


It's from the show Archer. The girl in question has a vealy vulva.

Oh, come on. I don't recall ever seeing a welcome mat at your back door. But -- wait, would that cheer you up?  Me and you, a little revenge anal?
Link Posted: 12/19/2014 7:16:45 PM EDT
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Was go to shake my head and say I was disappointed in a Texas brother.
But even animated boobies are good for this crowd.
Link Posted: 12/19/2014 7:16:58 PM EDT
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Here ya go...

Link Posted: 12/19/2014 7:18:34 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 12/19/2014 7:23:47 PM EDT
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Need pics of BBBs for point of reference, otherwise this thread is useless for my...

...endeavors.
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