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Posted: 12/18/2014 9:18:14 PM EDT
so I am a free baller and my wife hassles me about it and buys me underwear as presents. I know what I will get for christmas.
I have not worn underwear for over 30 years and she thinks I should start now.


any other free ballers out there?


tom petty even sang a song about freeballin
Link Posted: 12/18/2014 9:18:50 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 12/18/2014 9:20:23 PM EDT
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Fuck no.  Boxer briefs ftw.  I need support down there.
Link Posted: 12/18/2014 9:21:45 PM EDT
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In for the call out thread. Never could stand them.
Link Posted: 12/18/2014 9:22:29 PM EDT
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Bro....
Link Posted: 12/18/2014 9:22:41 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 12/18/2014 9:24:02 PM EDT
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I don't know who Yuo is, but it sounds Asian, which would explain the small dick thing he's got going on.
Link Posted: 12/18/2014 9:24:51 PM EDT
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I ride horses.....no commando for me.

Now when I'm in the other saddle.....
Link Posted: 12/18/2014 9:25:01 PM EDT
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In another 10 years you'll get tired of peeling your ballsack off your inner thigh and sitting on them.
Link Posted: 12/18/2014 9:25:10 PM EDT
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Is this a cross post from craigslist ?
Link Posted: 12/18/2014 9:25:43 PM EDT
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If I don't wear underwear I imprint like crazy.
Link Posted: 12/18/2014 9:25:54 PM EDT
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This man. This.
Link Posted: 12/18/2014 9:25:58 PM EDT
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Has she ever tried leaving the house without her undies on?

Everyone should at least try it for one full day.
Link Posted: 12/18/2014 9:26:00 PM EDT
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pics of the wife free ballin pussin
Link Posted: 12/18/2014 9:26:10 PM EDT
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How could you tell?  
Link Posted: 12/18/2014 9:26:19 PM EDT
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You must have a very small penis, most of us need some support down there.
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BINGO.

 



I get sick of sitting on my nutsack, and my dick getting picnhed in wrinkles when I sit down.




Boxer briefs for the win...
Link Posted: 12/18/2014 9:27:22 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 12/18/2014 9:27:53 PM EDT
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How could you tell?  
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Is this a cross post from craigslist ?


How could you tell?  

I dunno, train sets and imitation crab meat maybe ?
Link Posted: 12/18/2014 9:29:10 PM EDT
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Did that once, it rolled down and fell into a storm drain..

 
Link Posted: 12/18/2014 9:31:32 PM EDT
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44 years hanging free
Link Posted: 12/18/2014 9:33:43 PM EDT
[#20]
Coming out thread
Link Posted: 12/18/2014 9:35:50 PM EDT
[#21]
Freeballing? I haven't put cloths on all day. I guess that qualifies.

I had surgery yesterday...
Link Posted: 12/18/2014 9:36:55 PM EDT
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Skid marks in your jeans?
Link Posted: 12/18/2014 9:39:26 PM EDT
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Most guys stopped doing that when they were 8.
Link Posted: 12/18/2014 9:41:36 PM EDT
[#24]
That explains your name, ActionYobbo. I understand.
Link Posted: 12/18/2014 9:43:44 PM EDT
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i havent owned a pair in 27 years.
i cant stand thermals either, but the boys love snuggling up in flannel, or fleece lined pants....
Link Posted: 12/18/2014 9:46:50 PM EDT
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I'm a part time free baller
Depends on situation. Temp and wardrobe, activity
Link Posted: 12/18/2014 9:48:36 PM EDT
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I eat way to much Mexican food, cabbage, and broccoli to give up on underwear.  Oh, and beer too!
Link Posted: 12/18/2014 9:50:34 PM EDT
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Hell, I'm thinking of switching back to briefs. I'm only 30, and I've sat on the damned things a couple of times in the last month alone.
Link Posted: 12/18/2014 9:52:30 PM EDT
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I was only here to post about my favorite Tom Petty song.  OP beat me to it.
Link Posted: 12/18/2014 9:52:35 PM EDT
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Boxer briefs, cuz everyone needs a home.
Link Posted: 12/18/2014 9:53:00 PM EDT
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Depends what you do.

I remember jogging once on vacation in just swim trunks with no support.    The next few days were very sore.
Link Posted: 12/18/2014 9:54:11 PM EDT
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All well and good till you have a shart attack.
Link Posted: 12/18/2014 9:54:21 PM EDT
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Feeling sweat dripping off my balls makes a shiver go up my back.

Can't stand it, I need something to mop up my swamp ass.
Link Posted: 12/18/2014 9:55:19 PM EDT
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I haven't worn underwear once after I joined the military. Just one more thing to put on, buy and keep clean that doesn't do a damn thing but chafe your gooch.



Most everyone in the mil I know of has a similar experience.
Link Posted: 12/18/2014 9:56:58 PM EDT
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How about you wipe your ass completely and not walk around with shit running down your leg like some mud hut living savage.

Been free balling for 30ish years now and it feels good man.
Link Posted: 12/18/2014 9:57:25 PM EDT
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you must have good vision insurance
Link Posted: 12/18/2014 9:59:51 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 12/18/2014 10:00:34 PM EDT
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The only time I wear any form of underwear is in the gym.

These people with skid mark issues concern me.  You know you're supposed to wipe after you shit, right?  And showers aren't just something to do on Sunday before church.
Link Posted: 12/18/2014 10:01:42 PM EDT
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I haven't owned a pair in 20 years
Link Posted: 12/18/2014 10:01:46 PM EDT
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I haven't worn underwear once after I joined the military. Just one more thing to put on, buy and keep clean that doesn't do a damn thing but chafe your gooch.

Most everyone in the mil I know of has a similar experience.
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As someone once said :"if you're still wearing underwear after basic, you're doing something wrong."
Link Posted: 12/18/2014 10:03:18 PM EDT
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Fuck it, I'm gonna try it tomorrow. 35 years old. First time freeballin'. YOLO.

Link Posted: 12/18/2014 10:05:11 PM EDT
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Since RIP in 1984
Link Posted: 12/18/2014 10:05:31 PM EDT
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I'm a part time free baller
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This. If there isn't snow on the ground the only reason I wear underwear is if I'm carrying IWB.
Link Posted: 12/18/2014 10:06:28 PM EDT
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Tried it once and couldn't stand it.  Everything stuck to stuff it wasn't supposed to stick too, it was summer afterall.  Boxer briefs for me.

Link Posted: 12/18/2014 10:06:34 PM EDT
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I haven't worn underwear once after I joined the military. Just one more thing to put on, buy and keep clean that doesn't do a damn thing but chafe your gooch.

Most everyone in the mil I know of has a similar experience.
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Link Posted: 12/18/2014 10:07:11 PM EDT
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Boxer briefs or nothing which is about 75% of the time

Link Posted: 12/18/2014 10:09:34 PM EDT
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I rarely wear underwear, and when I do it is usually something unusual.
Link Posted: 12/18/2014 10:11:40 PM EDT
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The risk is not worth the potential reward
Link Posted: 12/18/2014 10:12:56 PM EDT
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I dunno, train sets and imitation crab meat maybe ?
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Is this a cross post from craigslist ?


How could you tell?  

I dunno, train sets and imitation crab meat maybe ?

Its all HO scale, I'm not gay or anything.
Link Posted: 12/18/2014 10:26:10 PM EDT
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Once I had "the surgery" (snip, snip) I found the boys needed proper support.

I found the ideal solution with synthetic, moisture-wicking boxer briefs, they are like under-armor for my family jewels.  I've heard good things about merino wool and I might try some.
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