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Posted: 10/20/2014 11:45:06 PM EDT

Need some structure and discipline.fast learner and motivated.

Posted: 10/20/2014 11:46:31 PM EDT

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I think that will put you as one of the whippersnappers in the Salvation Army.

Posted: 10/20/2014 11:46:33 PM EDT

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Going to come out a "lean, mean, fighting machine"?

Posted: 10/20/2014 11:47:25 PM EDT

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Do it soon before you get drafted.

Posted: 10/20/2014 11:47:27 PM EDT

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another gene5 thread. in and tagged.

Posted: 10/20/2014 11:47:50 PM EDT

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Go get your MD and they'll take you

Posted: 10/20/2014 11:48:35 PM EDT

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You could try the Piccolo/WWI biplane pilot outfit ploy.

Posted: 10/20/2014 11:48:56 PM EDT

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I'm pretty sure my doctor at MEPS was 140 if he was a day.

Posted: 10/20/2014 11:50:29 PM EDT

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Sugar Bear, you're one fucked up dude.

Posted: 10/20/2014 11:51:36 PM EDT

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You can talk to your local AAFES recruiter and see what they say.

Posted: 10/20/2014 11:51:37 PM EDT

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Wouldn't you need to detox first?

Posted: 10/20/2014 11:53:40 PM EDT

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Enroll, not enlist.

Posted: 10/20/2014 11:55:16 PM EDT

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marines cut off is 30 I think the army is 50

Posted: 10/20/2014 11:57:56 PM EDT

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I'm pretty sure my doctor at MEPS was 140 if he was a day.

I think I met his brother.

Posted: 10/20/2014 11:58:19 PM EDT

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Is your father the VP?

Posted: 10/20/2014 11:58:52 PM EDT

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Jesus. You'd be older than most of the baggers at the Commissary.

Posted: 10/20/2014 11:59:20 PM EDT

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I have skills,I can skin a buck and run a trout line.

Posted: 10/20/2014 11:59:36 PM EDT

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If you are a doctor or lawyer, or RN with a BSN, yes and you get instant rank.

Otherwise, no. You could try the State Guard though. (not the same as National Guard)

It's scary to me that Aimless could sign on the dotted line and instantly get a pair of golden oak leaves.

Posted: 10/21/2014 12:00:08 AM EDT

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Enroll in AARP more like it, I Kidd I kidd

Posted: 10/21/2014 12:01:26 AM EDT

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In that case you should apply as a SERE instructor.

Posted: 10/21/2014 12:03:48 AM EDT

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Stupid kindle or operator

Posted: 10/21/2014 12:03:59 AM EDT

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Yup and come in as an O-6.

Posted: 10/21/2014 12:04:51 AM EDT

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Trot.

Posted: 10/21/2014 12:05:11 AM EDT

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But can you survive?

Posted: 10/21/2014 12:05:30 AM EDT

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In that case you should apply as a SERE instructor.

How do you remove drool from the SF86?

Posted: 10/21/2014 12:06:50 AM EDT

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Trot.

Sugar bear can barely speak/type English...leave sugar bear alone!

Posted: 10/21/2014 12:09:09 AM EDT

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You'd be more qualified than Beau Biden, that's for sure.

Posted: 10/21/2014 12:10:25 AM EDT

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Unless you're fishing for trout, it's a trotline.

You're welcome.

Posted: 10/21/2014 12:21:38 AM EDT

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You're welcome.

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Unless you're fishing for trout, it's a trotline.
You're welcome.

You should read the entire thread... then post

EDIT: If it took you 20 minutes... I apologize and you are also right.

Posted: 10/21/2014 12:30:51 AM EDT

[#29]

You can enlist to be my French maid u sexy bitch

Posted: 10/21/2014 12:34:39 AM EDT

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Only if you are gay.

Posted: 10/21/2014 12:35:57 AM EDT

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He can be Sgt. Sugarbear!

Posted: 10/21/2014 12:36:24 AM EDT

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Is your daddy in Congress and do you have a taste for cocaine? You can go JAG.

Posted: 10/21/2014 12:41:03 AM EDT

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LOL, thread winner.

Posted: 10/21/2014 12:42:16 AM EDT

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Sure, go for it. I suggest you get a couple molle pouches for your Geritol and Ensure drinks.

Posted: 10/21/2014 12:43:02 AM EDT

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Dad tried it in his mid to late 40's and they denied him but hey worth a shot

Posted: 10/21/2014 12:53:00 AM EDT

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No.

Posted: 10/21/2014 12:55:48 AM EDT

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Ouch! A simple no would have worked

Posted: 10/21/2014 12:56:50 AM EDT

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I hear ISIS is looking for a few good men...

Posted: 10/21/2014 1:03:54 AM EDT

[#39]

If you are in the Biden bloodline you might have a chance at commission.

Posted: 10/21/2014 2:10:45 AM EDT

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get a fake ID. They'll never know. Lying about your age to serve your Country is a time-honored tradition, OP...

Posted: 10/21/2014 2:21:34 AM EDT

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AARP might take you

Posted: 10/21/2014 2:48:29 AM EDT

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Shit... I guess it's never to late to come up with a "I was going to join but _______" excuse.

Posted: 10/21/2014 2:56:55 AM EDT

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You can be a Wolverine. Keep them picke parks communist free

Posted: 10/21/2014 3:01:33 AM EDT

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Leave Gene alone, he's been busy studying the English language while you were off doing the devils work!

Posted: 10/21/2014 3:06:21 AM EDT

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Shit... I guess it's never to late to come up with a "I was going to join but _______" excuse.

Leave Gene alone, he's been busy studying the English language while you were off doing the devils work!

Well, maybe he'll get lucky and be ready in case they push the enlistment age back to 65.
*sigh* it was fun being the hand of the Great Satan.

Posted: 10/21/2014 3:07:34 AM EDT

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The world already has one sgt sugar cookie. It isn't ready for a private sugar bear.

Posted: 10/21/2014 3:10:59 AM EDT

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That's Sgt. Sugar bear! You damn kids have no respect!

Posted: 10/21/2014 4:00:25 AM EDT

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An 18-year-old doesn't even like to get up before 10 a..m. Old guys always get up early to pee so what the hell. Besides, like I said, 'I'm tired and can't sleep and since I'm already up, I may as well be up killing some fanatical son-of-a-bitch.

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You gotta wait another year, Gene.