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Posted: 10/20/2014 12:13:29 AM EDT
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No joke or exaggeration, he really whipped it out and blew his load.
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I don't want to hear any shit about Texas from the guys from Florida. There is no way we could top that even if we searched the swamps along the Louisiana border for a quality inbreed with an IQ of 40 that graduated from LSU.
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Bonus points for excellent writing!
"Cops say Johnson then pulled out his namesake and pressed it against the horse's chest..." |
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http://www.tmz.com/2014/10/16/arrest-humping-toy-horse-victim-pictures-walmart/ Only at Walmart. View Quote Hes gotten caught like 5 times in the last week. That guy has some staying power! |
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Hes gotten caught like 5 times in the last week. That guy has some staying power! View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted:
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http://www.tmz.com/2014/10/16/arrest-humping-toy-horse-victim-pictures-walmart/ Only at Walmart. Hes gotten caught like 5 times in the last week. That guy has some staying power! How clever! You're speaking as someone would if they believed this was, in fact, the 5th time something like this happened, while knowing that it didn't. Truly, a masterful use of irony. This could well be an oft-repeated "meme" if others see your post. |
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he should have humped it next to the ammo counter... they would have never found him.
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Again? I heard a story just like this last Friday, maybe Thursday, maybe a copycat.
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Quoted: I don't want to hear any shit about Texas from the guys from Florida. There is no way we could top that even if we searched the swamps along the Louisiana border for a quality inbreed with an IQ of 40 that graduated from LSU. View Quote Maybe A&M should look into recruiting some of them. |
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I think the horse was asking for it. Just look at that sexy red bridle. What decent self respecting horse would dress like that unless they were looking for the big D.
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If he can do that with a stuffed Walmart toy just imagine him at Disney World.
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Great writing in the article. In addition to the above we have...
This would never happen at Target ... too obvious, right? View Quote |
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http://www.tmz.com/2014/10/16/arrest-humping-toy-horse-victim-pictures-walmart/ Only at Walmart. View Quote OP, you're really duping a lot lately. http://www.ar15.com/forums/t_1_5/1676381_Man_Arrested_For_Lewd_Act_With_Stuffed_Animal_Inside_Walmart_Store.html |
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OP, you're really duping a lot lately. http://www.ar15.com/forums/t_1_5/1676381_Man_Arrested_For_Lewd_Act_With_Stuffed_Animal_Inside_Walmart_Store.html View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted:
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http://www.tmz.com/2014/10/16/arrest-humping-toy-horse-victim-pictures-walmart/ Only at Walmart. OP, you're really duping a lot lately. http://www.ar15.com/forums/t_1_5/1676381_Man_Arrested_For_Lewd_Act_With_Stuffed_Animal_Inside_Walmart_Store.html Give him a break, there can always be more than one news outlet on ARF! |
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Great writing in the article. In addition to the above we have... View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted:
Great writing in the article. In addition to the above we have... This would never happen at Target ... too obvious, right? I agree. The author really paints the picture. |
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