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Posted: 10/17/2014 1:31:36 PM EDT
Whelp I couldn't resist and went ahead and porked a crazy girl. We did it the 21st of September and she is trying to tell me that the baby has a slow heart rate 62~ bpm I'm pretty sure this bitch is crazy and just wants attention. Is 4< weeks too soon to detect a heartbeat?

Update: ultrasound appt schedule for the 29th of this month

10/29 update. Bitch is crazy. Making another appt.

Added poll because why not!
Link Posted: 10/17/2014 1:32:34 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 10/17/2014 1:32:49 PM EDT
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where are the pics?
Link Posted: 10/17/2014 1:34:20 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 10/17/2014 1:34:36 PM EDT
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You made a deposit?
Link Posted: 10/17/2014 1:34:57 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 10/17/2014 1:35:03 PM EDT
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By the fifth week of the gestation period, the heart starts beating and divides into chambers.
Link Posted: 10/17/2014 1:35:03 PM EDT
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She never said who's baby
Link Posted: 10/17/2014 1:35:44 PM EDT
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WTF did you sleep with my wife for??????  Dumbass




O Hey thanks She is yours now...       Off to buy more toys.  
Link Posted: 10/17/2014 1:35:48 PM EDT
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Whelp I couldn't resist and went ahead and porked a crazy girl. We did it the 21st of September and she is trying to tell me that the baby has a slow heart rate 62~ bpm I'm pretty sure this bitch is crazy and just wants attention. Is 4< weeks too soon to detect a heartbeat?
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At or around 5weeks. So it isn't impossible.
Link Posted: 10/17/2014 1:35:49 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 10/17/2014 1:35:51 PM EDT
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Dude, you're done.........
http://www.ehd.org/dev_article_unit4.php

Only 3 weeks and 1 day after fertilization - the heart begins to beat. By 4 weeks, the heart typically beats between 105 and 121 times per minute.
Link Posted: 10/17/2014 1:36:04 PM EDT
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This is a tag.
Link Posted: 10/17/2014 1:36:43 PM EDT
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Can't remember....
Link Posted: 10/17/2014 1:36:55 PM EDT
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you're fucked. no pic?
Link Posted: 10/17/2014 1:36:58 PM EDT
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Whelp I couldn't resist and went ahead and porked a crazy girl. We did it the 21st of September and she is trying to tell me that the baby has a slow heart rate 62~ bpm I'm pretty sure this bitch is crazy and just wants attention. Is 4< weeks too soon to detect a heartbeat?
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You used PPE gear, right?
Link Posted: 10/17/2014 1:37:02 PM EDT
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Don't you even wrap bro?
Link Posted: 10/17/2014 1:37:16 PM EDT
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Only have soft porn pics lol
Link Posted: 10/17/2014 1:37:23 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 10/17/2014 1:37:54 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 10/17/2014 1:37:54 PM EDT
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Modern medicine has developed to the point where they know how to prevent pregnancy BTW.

Link Posted: 10/17/2014 1:37:56 PM EDT
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Need pics of crazy to determine if it was a righteous creampie.
Link Posted: 10/17/2014 1:37:57 PM EDT
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So, what you are saying is that this crazy bitch doesn't have a back suitable enough for you to have your seed die on, and you have no pictures?
Link Posted: 10/17/2014 1:38:33 PM EDT
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Looks like you both got fucked.
Link Posted: 10/17/2014 1:38:37 PM EDT
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It's Aliens, that is the answer
Link Posted: 10/17/2014 1:38:48 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 10/17/2014 1:38:56 PM EDT
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Fucking the crazy is fine.









Cumming inside her is not. That's why god created stinkholes
Link Posted: 10/17/2014 1:39:21 PM EDT
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Whelp I couldn't resist and went ahead and porked a crazy girl. We did it the 21st of September and she is trying to tell me that the baby has a slow heart rate 62~ bpm I'm pretty sure this bitch is crazy and just wants attention. Is 4< weeks too soon to detect a heartbeat?


You used PPE gear, right?



I did! Idk if all the cheeto powder was too abrasive

Serious note I did. It just seems weird. Questioned me about why I wanted to see the ultrasound.
Link Posted: 10/17/2014 1:39:21 PM EDT
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Only have soft porn pics lol




 
PM them to us?
Link Posted: 10/17/2014 1:39:36 PM EDT
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Aw dude!
Link Posted: 10/17/2014 1:39:45 PM EDT
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Moran
Link Posted: 10/17/2014 1:39:54 PM EDT
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Someone will be along to post them in BotD for you.
Link Posted: 10/17/2014 1:39:57 PM EDT
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Paternity test, get one done.
Link Posted: 10/17/2014 1:40:15 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 10/17/2014 1:40:26 PM EDT
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Whelp I couldn't resist and went ahead and porked a crazy girl. We did it the 21st of September and she is trying to tell me that the baby has a slow heart rate 62~ bpm I'm pretty sure this bitch is crazy and just wants attention. Is 4< weeks too soon to detect a heartbeat?
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I'm pretty sure its about 6 weeks
Link Posted: 10/17/2014 1:40:41 PM EDT
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What about when she tells you that you now has the AIDS!!!

They have been making dick wrappers for some time now.
Link Posted: 10/17/2014 1:40:42 PM EDT
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Poor kid.



Try to be more responsible next time.
Link Posted: 10/17/2014 1:40:53 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 10/17/2014 1:40:59 PM EDT
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"It wasn't me" excuse?
Link Posted: 10/17/2014 1:41:10 PM EDT
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Can't remember....
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Can't remember....

Congrats on the baby.



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Only have soft porn pics lol


Click the IM box and Ill censor them for you.
Link Posted: 10/17/2014 1:41:17 PM EDT
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I did! Idk if all the cheeto powder was too abrasive

Serious note I did. It just seems weird. Questioned me about why I wanted to see the ultrasound.
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Whelp I couldn't resist and went ahead and porked a crazy girl. We did it the 21st of September and she is trying to tell me that the baby has a slow heart rate 62~ bpm I'm pretty sure this bitch is crazy and just wants attention. Is 4< weeks too soon to detect a heartbeat?


You used PPE gear, right?



I did! Idk if all the cheeto powder was too abrasive

Serious note I did. It just seems weird. Questioned me about why I wanted to see the ultrasound.


Because you want to see your child, duh...
Link Posted: 10/17/2014 1:41:43 PM EDT
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I bet she is a fatty and op is embarrassed and now has to be stuck with her for the rest of his life.
Link Posted: 10/17/2014 1:42:19 PM EDT
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Those will do.
Link Posted: 10/17/2014 1:42:20 PM EDT
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Just tell her you have <family member> that works in that department and can help look at it for second opinion to help out.  Tell her it's no problem, yer happy to get the second opinion.



 
Link Posted: 10/17/2014 1:43:21 PM EDT
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Break off all contact, change phone number, move if you have to.
Oh and I will say it, "Hi daddy!"

You dun poked the cray cray......................
Link Posted: 10/17/2014 1:43:37 PM EDT
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This^



You never hear of pulling out?





Also pics, please!  PM works for me.
Link Posted: 10/17/2014 1:43:42 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 10/17/2014 1:43:46 PM EDT
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Welcome to fatherhood.

Don't be a deadbeat shitbag.
Link Posted: 10/17/2014 1:43:57 PM EDT
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The bird of love is the Swallow.
Link Posted: 10/17/2014 1:43:59 PM EDT
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LOL............proof?

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I did! Idk if all the cheeto powder was too abrasive

Serious note I did. It just seems weird. Questioned me about why I wanted to see the ultrasound.
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Whelp I couldn't resist and went ahead and porked a crazy girl. We did it the 21st of September and she is trying to tell me that the baby has a slow heart rate 62~ bpm I'm pretty sure this bitch is crazy and just wants attention. Is 4< weeks too soon to detect a heartbeat?


You used PPE gear, right?



I did! Idk if all the cheeto powder was too abrasive

Serious note I did. It just seems weird. Questioned me about why I wanted to see the ultrasound.

Link Posted: 10/17/2014 1:44:00 PM EDT
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