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Posted: 9/16/2014 8:26:03 AM EDT
I made a shocking discovery the other day. A co worker of mine, lets call him chuck(aka the 6 titted man beast) was having a medical issue and the nurse wanted me to assist (1st responder) checking his heart rate and have the AED ready, so we had to take off his shirt. Now, chuck is not a little boy, he goes about 350lbs at 5'7" and has man boobs that start in the front, and wrap all the way around the back and nearly touch. I knew this before, its kind of obvious, but when we took off his shirt I was like WTF am I looking at? His nernies were the size of saucers shaped like ford logos!!!!!!!!!!!!!  I almost choked on my vomit, but I held it back and kept my composure.  Anyway, today I was thinking, every man I have ever seen naked without a shirt on has had relatively the same sized nipples while womens nips range in size from pencil erasers to near dinner plate size. What is that all about? I mean even women with small boobs can have big nips and some with big jugs can have tiny ones. Help me through this, I may still be in shock or have PTNG (post traumatic nipple gaze), but why does this happen? Some music while you ponder this deep subject matter.  |
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Posted: 9/16/2014 8:27:39 AM EDT
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I have small nipples and a big bellybutton, so without a shirt I kinda look like
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Posted: 9/16/2014 8:29:13 AM EDT
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Did you tweak his nips?
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Posted: 9/16/2014 8:29:18 AM EDT
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Now, let's talk about HIPAA...
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Posted: 9/16/2014 8:30:01 AM EDT
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Now, let's talk about HIPAAPO... |
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Posted: 9/16/2014 8:32:17 AM EDT
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Now, let's talk about HIPAA... Someone would have to go through a lot of extra work beyond google to find out who "the six-tittied man beast" really is, therefore, not HIPAA violation. |
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Posted: 9/16/2014 8:32:39 AM EDT
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Back in the day you tell what part of Europe women were from by the size of their nipples.
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Posted: 9/16/2014 8:33:11 AM EDT
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I rost at "nernies".
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Posted: 9/16/2014 8:33:58 AM EDT
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Now, let's talk about HIPAA... Let's not. Go start your own thread about it. |
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Posted: 9/16/2014 8:36:15 AM EDT
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If you squeeze a fat man's nipples the right way you have fairly good odds of getting a drop or two. Ask me how i know.
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Posted: 9/16/2014 8:36:37 AM EDT
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Now, let's talk about HIPAA... LOL How does this EVEN start to violate HIPAA? 
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Posted: 9/16/2014 8:37:39 AM EDT
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If you squeeze a fat man's nipples the right way you have fairly good odds of getting a drop or two. Ask me how i know. FUUUCCCKKK!!! I coulda gone all day without thinking about that!!! 
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Posted: 9/16/2014 8:38:05 AM EDT
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This thread is hard to masturbate to
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Posted: 9/16/2014 8:38:21 AM EDT
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Someone would have to go through a lot of extra work beyond google to find out who "the six-tittied man beast" really is, therefore, not HIPAA violation. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Now, let's talk about HIPAA... Someone would have to go through a lot of extra work beyond google to find out who "the six-tittied man beast" really is, therefore, not HIPAA violation. Maybe you and I would have to go through a lot of extra work, but that's (probably) not the case for OP's and "Chuck's" co-workers and acquaintances, unless OP has a mythical online persona that he keeps secret from real life. |
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Posted: 9/16/2014 8:38:32 AM EDT
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Now, let's talk about HIPAA... In before the lawsuit!
But here is a question, dose a first responder have the same requirement as a doctor to not discuss their patient? |
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Posted: 9/16/2014 8:38:37 AM EDT
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Not what I was hoping this thread was going to be about.
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Posted: 9/16/2014 8:39:03 AM EDT
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LOL How does this EVEN start to violate HIPAA? Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Now, let's talk about HIPAA... LOL How does this EVEN start to violate HIPAA? It doesn't. At all. |
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Posted: 9/16/2014 8:40:33 AM EDT
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Posted: 9/16/2014 8:41:11 AM EDT
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What about his mouth? Did he have a purty mouth?
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Posted: 9/16/2014 8:41:18 AM EDT
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If you squeeze a fat man's nipples the right way you have fairly good odds of getting a drop or two. Ask me how i know. 
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Posted: 9/16/2014 8:41:47 AM EDT
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Back in the day you tell what part of Europe women were from by the size of their nipples. I would like to study this chart. For scientific reasons of course |
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Posted: 9/16/2014 8:42:05 AM EDT
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Maybe you and I would have to go through a lot of extra work, but that's (probably) not the case for OP's and "Chuck's" co-workers and acquaintances, unless OP has a mythical online persona that he keeps secret from real life. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Now, let's talk about HIPAA... Someone would have to go through a lot of extra work beyond google to find out who "the six-tittied man beast" really is, therefore, not HIPAA violation. Maybe you and I would have to go through a lot of extra work, but that's (probably) not the case for OP's and "Chuck's" co-workers and acquaintances, unless OP has a mythical online persona that he keeps secret from real life. Aside from the guy I worked with who got me into this site, no one I've ever worked with has known I'm a member. Some folks practice good PERSEC when it comes to their online activities. |
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Posted: 9/16/2014 8:43:23 AM EDT
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"nernies"? Never heard that word. Might starts using it. Sounds funny.
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Posted: 9/16/2014 8:46:49 AM EDT
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If you squeeze a fat man's nipples the right way you have fairly good odds of getting a drop or two. Ask me how i know. Uh you might want to get your hormone levels checked. I don't think that is normal. |
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Posted: 9/16/2014 8:46:56 AM EDT
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In before the lawsuit!
But here is a question, dose a first responder have the same requirement as a doctor to not discuss their patient? Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Now, let's talk about HIPAA... In before the lawsuit!
But here is a question, dose a first responder have the same requirement as a doctor to not discuss their patient? I do machine repair for a large healthcare chain that includes hospitals, clinics, dr's office and whatnot and I am still bound by HIPPA and have to sign a form every year affirming I will not violate it under penalty of up to a 25k dollar fine and/or possibly jail time, so I am pretty sure that first responders are held to it as well I do not have much to worry about as I am rarely in the presence of actual patients or anything, but they do take that stuff pretty seriously I have heard.
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Posted: 9/16/2014 8:49:16 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Did you tweak his nips? Funny thing is I did have to lift one and swab his greasy bologna skin with an alcohol swab to get the pads to stick. Imagine a fat cake icing bag that was liver colored and covered in astroglide. Im not really sure if they were skin tags under there or if he had a shitload of ticks on him, but without them there wasnt going to be much traction. |
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Posted: 9/16/2014 8:50:19 AM EDT
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If you squeeze a fat man's nipples the right way you have fairly good odds of getting a drop or two. Ask me how i know.
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Posted: 9/16/2014 8:50:57 AM EDT
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Maybe you and I would have to go through a lot of extra work, but that's (probably) not the case for OP's and "Chuck's" co-workers and acquaintances, unless OP has a mythical online persona that he keeps secret from real life. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Now, let's talk about HIPAA... Someone would have to go through a lot of extra work beyond google to find out who "the six-tittied man beast" really is, therefore, not HIPAA violation. Maybe you and I would have to go through a lot of extra work, but that's (probably) not the case for OP's and "Chuck's" co-workers and acquaintances, unless OP has a mythical online persona that he keeps secret from real life. I don't think his name is really "RaisedByWolves"...
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Posted: 9/16/2014 8:52:14 AM EDT
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I don't think his name is really "RaisedByWolves"... Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Now, let's talk about HIPAA... Someone would have to go through a lot of extra work beyond google to find out who "the six-tittied man beast" really is, therefore, not HIPAA violation. Maybe you and I would have to go through a lot of extra work, but that's (probably) not the case for OP's and "Chuck's" co-workers and acquaintances, unless OP has a mythical online persona that he keeps secret from real life. I don't think his name is really "RaisedByWolves"... That is just his Indian Name. His brother Dances With Wolves can verify
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Posted: 9/16/2014 8:55:50 AM EDT
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I have small nipples and a big bellybutton, so without a shirt I kinda look like 
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Posted: 9/16/2014 8:56:04 AM EDT
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That is just his Indian Name. His brother Dances With Wolves can verify Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Now, let's talk about HIPAA... Someone would have to go through a lot of extra work beyond google to find out who "the six-tittied man beast" really is, therefore, not HIPAA violation. Maybe you and I would have to go through a lot of extra work, but that's (probably) not the case for OP's and "Chuck's" co-workers and acquaintances, unless OP has a mythical online persona that he keeps secret from real life. I don't think his name is really "RaisedByWolves"... That is just his Indian Name. His brother Dances With Wolves can verify Also, his third cousin "Two Dogs Fucking". |
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Posted: 9/16/2014 9:00:39 AM EDT
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I'm pretty sure the word OP wants is areola, not nipple.
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Posted: 9/16/2014 9:00:48 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Also, his third cousin "Two Dogs Fucking". Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Someone would have to go through a lot of extra work beyond google to find out who "the six-tittied man beast" really is, therefore, not HIPAA violation. Maybe you and I would have to go through a lot of extra work, but that's (probably) not the case for OP's and "Chuck's" co-workers and acquaintances, unless OP has a mythical online persona that he keeps secret from real life. I don't think his name is really "RaisedByWolves"... That is just his Indian Name. His brother Dances With Wolves can verify Also, his third cousin "Two Dogs Fucking". We dont like to talk about him. He's kinda the black sheep.
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Posted: 9/16/2014 9:01:12 AM EDT
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Posted: 9/16/2014 9:02:21 AM EDT
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I have sweet nipples. But my chest is really hairy.
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Posted: 9/16/2014 9:02:42 AM EDT
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I'm pretty sure the word OP wants is areola, not nipple. He used *nernies.* Don't think he's overly concerned with technicalities.
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Posted: 9/16/2014 9:15:39 AM EDT
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Nipples on men, the platypus are just two examples that God is a pot head.
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Posted: 9/16/2014 9:19:22 AM EDT
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In a closed system, you use black nipples. Yesterday I also bought a black bush, but that's another story.....
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Posted: 9/16/2014 9:32:14 AM EDT
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Posted: 9/16/2014 9:35:36 AM EDT
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If you squeeze a fat man's nipples the right way you have fairly good odds of getting a drop or two. Ask me how i know. Mmm, kinky.
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Posted: 9/16/2014 9:37:45 AM EDT
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If you squeeze a fat man's nipples the right way you have fairly good odds of getting a drop or two. Ask me how i know. I can't help but notice that you didn't specify exactly where the "drop or two" comes from. 
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Posted: 9/16/2014 9:38:42 AM EDT
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Uh you might want to get your hormone levels checked. I don't think that is normal. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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If you squeeze a fat man's nipples the right way you have fairly good odds of getting a drop or two. Ask me how i know. Uh you might want to get your hormone levels checked. I don't think that is normal. I'm guessing he cries at gladiator movies. 
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Posted: 9/16/2014 9:39:56 AM EDT
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I hope one of the guys doing the GD thread titles for pick up lines on Tinder see this thread.
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Posted: 9/16/2014 9:41:08 AM EDT
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If you squeeze a fat man's nipples the right way you have fairly good odds of getting a drop or two. Ask me how i know. Ok fine, I gotta ask, how do you know? |
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Posted: 9/16/2014 9:42:32 AM EDT
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Posted: 9/16/2014 9:46:07 AM EDT
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Thanks for the mental picture. Not.
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Posted: 9/16/2014 9:47:54 AM EDT
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This thread is hard to masturbate to Somebody's not applying themselves. 
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Posted: 9/16/2014 9:49:48 AM EDT
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this entire thread delivers
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Posted: 9/16/2014 9:52:32 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: If you squeeze a fat man's nipples the right way you have fairly good odds of getting a drop or two. Ask me how i know.  |
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Posted: 9/16/2014 10:01:58 AM EDT
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I may still be in shock or have PTNG (post traumatic nipple gaze), but why does this happen?[/span]
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Posted: 9/16/2014 10:04:31 AM EDT
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This thread is hard to masturbate to I don't think so
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