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There comes a time in every man's dryspell that he comes to overlook the woman's level of crazy-eye.
She has a strong enough crazy-eye I'd have to be celibate for about twenty years to consider it. YMMV |
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Gauging from some of your other threads, that one looks right up your alley. You owe it to yourself to ride that hard. You owe it to the rest of us to never post a picture of her in here again.
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Just imagine those lips around your you know what haha..
Whiskey- you're gonna need it. |
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Yes, madam, I am drunk. But in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly. ... But in the morning
"Winston Churchill" |
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Is she the type to rip out her dentures and give you a gunmer or one of those depraved souls with jagged inplant spikes?
Does she smell of moth balls and noxema? |
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Is she the type to rip out her dentures and give you a gunmer or one of those depraved souls with jagged inplant spikes? Does she smell of moth balls and noxema? FIFY. Nope nope nope nope nope. Wouldn't touch with a 40ft pole. |
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She will shread you in bed. At that age they know what to do and they don't mind telling you what they want you to do to them.
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Hey, OP. Do it. No balls. Watch it if she has those dental inplant spikes.. would not end well for you. Unless you tagged a bevy of cougar and panther tail you might wanna bring a towel... they get messy. |
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Quoted: Watch it if she has those dental inplant spikes.. would not end well for you. Unless you tagged a bevy of cougar and panther tail you might wanna bring a towel... they get messy. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Hey, OP. Do it. No balls. Watch it if she has those dental inplant spikes.. would not end well for you. Unless you tagged a bevy of cougar and panther tail you might wanna bring a towel... they get messy. |
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Maybe you should treat it like one of your tattoo threads. Talk it up really big and then never deliver.
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Hey, OP. Do it. No balls. What are you planning to do with her balls? Ehh just be a man and gargle them, heshe will appreciate you more for it probably. |
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