Wanted: studs in the top 10%. Would you make the cut? Now with poll!

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Posted: 8/19/2014 10:40:19 AM EDT

90% of the male population is to be culled and the elite 10% will kept for stud services.

They are selecting for traditional qualities, such as mental and physical health, intellect, and overall appeal/charisma. They aren't trying to breed sheeple and there's no preference for youth or lack of injuries, just what can be passed on. Eta: no preference for blond/blue or for age or income. Vasectomies don't matter. Your politics don't matter.

This thread is inspired by the confident guys who assume they would be in the 10%.

http://www.ar15.com/forums/t_1_5/1656976_Feminist_Wants_To_Eliminate_90__Of_Males.html&page=1

Posted: 8/19/2014 10:42:22 AM EDT

[#1]

I'd def make cut. Of course. No questions asked.

Posted: 8/19/2014 10:43:27 AM EDT

[#2]

I've got blond hair and blue eyes. GTG.

Posted: 8/19/2014 10:43:30 AM EDT

[#3]

I could perhaps make myself available for personal interviews.

Posted: 8/19/2014 10:43:46 AM EDT

[#4]

I'm doomed.

Posted: 8/19/2014 10:44:12 AM EDT

[#5]

Nope, too old

Posted: 8/19/2014 10:44:34 AM EDT

[#6]

On the surface I'd probably be okay - highly educated and intelligent, successful (both career and financial), served in the infantry, tall and pretty physically fit, was one of the top athletes in my middle/high school, Scandinavian genes, etc.

... but in reality my genetic predisposition to cancer and hypertension might knock me out of the top 10%

Posted: 8/19/2014 10:44:52 AM EDT

[#7]

Yes, without a doubt.

Posted: 8/19/2014 10:46:14 AM EDT

[#8]

I had a part in making him, and I'm 42 years old. He turned 3 years last month.

Did I make the cut?

Posted: 8/19/2014 10:46:25 AM EDT

[#9]

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Call yourself JumboJones and you wouldn't need 3 sentences to justify your studly existence

Posted: 8/19/2014 10:46:44 AM EDT

[#10]

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On the surface I'd probably be okay - highly educated and intelligent, successful (both career and financial), served in the infantry, tall and pretty physically fit, was one of the top athletes in my middle/high school, Scandinavian genes, etc.

... but in reality my genetic predisposition to cancer and hypertension might knock me out of the top 10%

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Great Danes... Big and lovable couch spuds... but they don't age well.

Posted: 8/19/2014 10:46:56 AM EDT

[#11]

I've been known to make cute, brown babies with blond hair, so you decide.

Posted: 8/19/2014 10:47:12 AM EDT

[#12]

Just wondering, if you kill off 90% of the male population, leaving the rest for stud services, what motivation do the remaining men have to service the women that aren't in the top 10%?

Eta:
I doubt I would make the 10% cut as my family health history is not the greatest.

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Posted: 8/19/2014 10:47:13 AM EDT

[#13]

Only if they're considering income, intelligence, fitness, wit, and penis size.

If they're sorting on height or facial hair, I'm screwed.

Posted: 8/19/2014 10:47:16 AM EDT

[#14]

Pencil me into the top 5%.

Posted: 8/19/2014 10:47:27 AM EDT

[#15]

The top 10% or the bottom 10%?

Posted: 8/19/2014 10:47:42 AM EDT

[#16]

I've been snipped. I'm doomed

Posted: 8/19/2014 10:47:51 AM EDT

[#17]

Genocide? How about we have an interview where I cull the idiots who think this is a good idea?

Posted: 8/19/2014 10:47:52 AM EDT

[#18]

I have good cheekbones.

Posted: 8/19/2014 10:49:52 AM EDT

[#19]

I'd be killed in a brazen attack on Tampax headquarters.

Posted: 8/19/2014 10:51:42 AM EDT

[#20]

I will make the cut

Posted: 8/19/2014 10:53:07 AM EDT

[#21]

Im wicked smaht, but conservative , ugly but good health.

The conservative mindset would get me eliminated.

Posted: 8/19/2014 10:54:54 AM EDT

[#22]

I'm in the closet.
They probably won't look there.

Posted: 8/19/2014 10:56:48 AM EDT

[#23]

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Genocide? How about we have an interview where I cull the idiots who think this is a good idea?

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See link. You need to get in line behind Naamah and myself, though.

Posted: 8/19/2014 10:57:09 AM EDT

[#24]

I would offer to kill myself first.

Posted: 8/19/2014 10:59:05 AM EDT

[#25]

I am only in the top 10% of best armed and equipped men. That counts for a lot I think.

Posted: 8/19/2014 10:59:34 AM EDT

[#26]

#summitclub

Posted: 8/19/2014 10:59:50 AM EDT

[#27]

Nope. I'm fucked.

Or rather, not fucked.

Posted: 8/19/2014 11:00:04 AM EDT

[#28]

My initial response was sure, I'd make the cut.

Then I remembered I got snipped 2 years ago after the 5th kid.

So I'm out.

Posted: 8/19/2014 11:01:29 AM EDT

[#29]

I already support about 90% of America with my taxes, so by that logic, I have to stay.

Posted: 8/19/2014 11:02:19 AM EDT

[#30]

Me, enjoying the view after a solo day climb of the Middle Teton (12,804), three days after my sixty fifth birthday

About a ten mile round trip, 6400 vertical feet ascent/descent.

edit: four years of Latin, three years of Calculus. Master rating NRA High Power Long Range.

Posted: 8/19/2014 11:03:12 AM EDT

[#31]

I'm in the top 10 for my age group. 55-60.

Posted: 8/19/2014 11:03:41 AM EDT

[#32]

This is arfcom we are all top 10% .

Posted: 8/19/2014 11:05:53 AM EDT

[#33]

I possibly might, but they would have to agree to cull their herd of the fatties,ugly's the bat shit crazies and dimwits. That should still leave them with about 5% of their population

Posted: 8/19/2014 11:07:35 AM EDT

[#34]

yes, unless they do a psych eval, i did used to run into burning buildings.

Posted: 8/19/2014 11:08:05 AM EDT

[#35]

Good to see ARFCOM is so confident.

Is definitely be in the top 99%

Posted: 8/19/2014 11:08:46 AM EDT

[#36]

Empirically I'm definitely above the cut, but my "charisma" is that of an intolerant dick.

Posted: 8/19/2014 11:10:50 AM EDT

[#37]

30% of men are in the top 10% according to arfcom.

Posted: 8/19/2014 11:11:11 AM EDT

[#38]

I'm a level 43 Mage Paladin. Of course I'll make the cut.

Posted: 8/19/2014 11:11:16 AM EDT

[#39]

Probably top 10% of my age group.

But I cheat. Most of my age group are fat bastages.

Posted: 8/19/2014 11:11:19 AM EDT

[#40]

Where do I sign up for the First Article Inspection and Functional Test?

Posted: 8/19/2014 11:11:26 AM EDT

[#41]

Over 6', college athlete (swimmer), masters degree in engineering, still have two grandfathers alive at 89 years old.

Only downside is I was born nearsighted, but I could hide that since I got Lasik a few years ago.

Girlfriend would never share me though (no pics you dirty animals).

Oh, and I have dreamy blue eyes, or so I'm told.

I'd like to think I would make the cut.

Posted: 8/19/2014 11:13:22 AM EDT

[#42]

I'd make the cut just based on penis size.

Posted: 8/19/2014 11:14:39 AM EDT

[#43]

I've got money.

Posted: 8/19/2014 11:18:13 AM EDT

[#44]

Sluts love me. So I guess I have looks going for me?
I'm not the smartest, or the fittest. And I'm definitely an asshole.
I don't know if my constant aches are hereditary or the result of my gentle life.
So I fail, but I still think I'm above average.

Posted: 8/19/2014 11:18:26 AM EDT

[#45]

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This. Except being a ginger might knock me out of this. And looking like I got hit by a truck, doesnt help either...

Posted: 8/19/2014 11:24:54 AM EDT

[#46]

I can lick my eyebrows.

Definitely in the 10%.

Nick

Posted: 8/19/2014 11:27:11 AM EDT

[#47]

my wife got pregnant the first time I dropped my pants.
BOOM.

I also have a tongue like a German Shepherd, and wild overconfidence is my greatest personality trait.