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Posted: 7/31/2014 3:28:39 PM EDT
buy food or a play the lotto?
Link Posted: 7/31/2014 3:29:09 PM EDT
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Beer
Link Posted: 7/31/2014 3:29:21 PM EDT
[#2]
How hungry are you?
Link Posted: 7/31/2014 3:29:32 PM EDT
[#3]
$5 Yo Bet
Link Posted: 7/31/2014 3:30:39 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 7/31/2014 3:31:19 PM EDT
[#5]
Buy 5 $1 gift cards, then throw them away in the trash.

 
Link Posted: 7/31/2014 3:31:49 PM EDT
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FPNI



 
Link Posted: 7/31/2014 3:31:59 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 7/31/2014 3:32:04 PM EDT
[#8]
I could make a good meal with $5.00....And have left-overs.
Link Posted: 7/31/2014 3:35:11 PM EDT
[#9]
Water
Link Posted: 7/31/2014 3:35:37 PM EDT
[#10]
Take a chance high roller. Bound to have the local McDonald's dumpster located.
Link Posted: 7/31/2014 3:36:36 PM EDT
[#11]
Lotto
Link Posted: 7/31/2014 3:38:16 PM EDT
[#12]
buy 5 condoms so my broke ass don't end up with no baby mamas
Link Posted: 7/31/2014 3:40:12 PM EDT
[#13]
That is a scary question.


Link Posted: 7/31/2014 3:41:56 PM EDT
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Depends on why it was my last $5.

I know when I was a broke ass college student at 18, I frequently only had $5.  That would buy me a sandwich for the day and gas for the week.
Link Posted: 7/31/2014 3:47:33 PM EDT
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I assume that means I would have been fired from my current job.



So, what I'd do would be to go buy a $5 hot and ready pizza from little Cesar's.





Then I'd come to my current place of employment (I have a bus pass) and sell the Pizza for $1 per slice to my co workers (who know and trust me and would most certainly buy the pizza).



Assuming I didn't sell all of the pizza (which is unlikely), I'd eat the leftovers.



After that I'd head up to the library and start cruising the classifieds and calling my ass off (since my phone plan is probably still valid).
Link Posted: 7/31/2014 3:55:57 PM EDT
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kill a bunny and play the lotto.



 
Link Posted: 7/31/2014 3:56:19 PM EDT
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If I had a nickel I'd find a game
If I won a dollar I'd make it rain
If it rained an ocean I'd drink it dry
And lay me down dissatisfied
Link Posted: 7/31/2014 3:59:19 PM EDT
[#18]
Food.
Link Posted: 7/31/2014 4:01:08 PM EDT
[#19]
Bag of chips and a blowjob from a $2 whore.
Link Posted: 7/31/2014 4:04:26 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 7/31/2014 4:06:43 PM EDT
[#21]
4  Tacos
Link Posted: 7/31/2014 4:08:21 PM EDT
[#22]
Put it in a strippers g-string....,
Link Posted: 7/31/2014 4:08:22 PM EDT
[#23]
One very late night my last 5 bucks bought an old GF yet another beer at some night club after dinner and movies.  I remember starting the night with about 150 in my pocket.  She was expensive.  Yeah she's gone now.
Link Posted: 7/31/2014 4:09:15 PM EDT
[#24]
Food, not the fast food or snack foot sh*t either.  $5 in rice and flour feeds you longer than a bag of chips.
Link Posted: 7/31/2014 4:09:17 PM EDT
[#25]
Ski-mask.
Link Posted: 7/31/2014 4:12:18 PM EDT
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Jar of peanut butter and a loaf of bread for $5 will feed a guy for a couple days.  In that couple days, *somebody* needs a yard chore done that you can earn $10 doing.
And another jar of peanut butter, and two loafs of bread, and a bag of apples.

Repeat.
Link Posted: 7/31/2014 4:14:30 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 7/31/2014 4:18:32 PM EDT
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FPNI
Link Posted: 7/31/2014 4:22:01 PM EDT
[#29]
Been through this before, bought 12 pack chicken ramen, and a $1 scratch off on the way out the door. Won $20 on the ticket, bought beer.  
Link Posted: 7/31/2014 4:32:12 PM EDT
[#30]
[:D
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Link Posted: 7/31/2014 4:32:34 PM EDT
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Buy newspapers and sell them on the corner for double and climb back up.
Link Posted: 7/31/2014 4:36:51 PM EDT
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great answers so far, I'm not down to my last 5 but did have my bank account hacked and am somewhat fucked until next Friday (still well above water just cant be stupid with money for a bit). But while talking to some people at work it dawned on me just how fucked some people would be if it came down to it.
Link Posted: 7/31/2014 4:39:21 PM EDT
[#33]
I'm sure you could find someone selling $30 food stamps.







Link Posted: 7/31/2014 4:42:25 PM EDT
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This or buy a week's worth of Ramen. It would depend on the circumstances.
Link Posted: 7/31/2014 4:42:27 PM EDT
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The only proper answer.
Link Posted: 7/31/2014 4:42:30 PM EDT
[#36]
$2 lotto
$2 in Coke (2 2 liters at Wal-Mart)

$1.50ish in Ramen noodles

Equals food for 3 days
Link Posted: 7/31/2014 4:45:03 PM EDT
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In 1980 I was down to my last $5.  No job. No gas in the car.  No money for rent.  I bought a hamburger, a Coke and a newspaper.  While eating the burger, I read the job listings and later that day answered an ad for a contract job. The contract job lasted seven months and I saved about $9,000.

I invested the money in stocks which are now worth enough to buy a new Bentley.  I never would have saved the money had I not got down to my last $5.
Link Posted: 7/31/2014 4:49:03 PM EDT
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In 1980 I was down to my last $5.  No job. No gas in the car.  No money for rent.  I bought a hamburger, a Coke and a newspaper.  While eating the burger, I read the job listings and later that day answered an ad for a contract job. The contract job lasted seven months and I saved about $9,000.

I invested the money in stocks which are now worth enough to buy a new Bentley.  I never would have saved the money had I not got down to my last $5.
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Don't know if I should be motivated or depressed about this.
Link Posted: 7/31/2014 4:49:05 PM EDT
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Depends on why it was my last $5.



I know when I was a broke ass college student at 18, I frequently only had $5.  That would buy me a sandwich for the day and gas for the week.
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Now $5 wont even start the pump

 
Link Posted: 7/31/2014 4:50:00 PM EDT
[#40]
Dollar menu and a 40oz
Link Posted: 7/31/2014 4:53:21 PM EDT
[#41]
Pepsi and a Moon Pie
Link Posted: 7/31/2014 5:11:25 PM EDT
[#42]
$5?  That would about cover it.

Link Posted: 7/31/2014 5:13:25 PM EDT
[#43]
cup of coffee, bacon, egg and cheese sandwhich on an english muffin, and a single lottery ticket.
Link Posted: 7/31/2014 5:14:12 PM EDT
[#44]
If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars he has more money than you
Link Posted: 7/31/2014 5:38:07 PM EDT
[#45]
food.



guess my skin tone.
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