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Posted: 7/29/2014 4:51:41 PM EDT

Fawn Liebowitz has passed away.

Posted: 7/29/2014 4:52:27 PM EDT

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They took the bar...

Posted: 7/29/2014 4:57:54 PM EDT

[#2]

You fucked up. You trusted us

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Posted: 7/29/2014 5:01:18 PM EDT

[#3]

Who?

Posted: 7/29/2014 5:01:56 PM EDT

[#4]

Mind if we dance wif yo dates?

Posted: 7/29/2014 5:02:16 PM EDT

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Ladies and gentlemen, I'll be brief. The issue here is not whether we
broke a few rules, or took a few liberties with our female party guests -
we did.--winks at Dean Wormer

Posted: 7/29/2014 5:02:27 PM EDT

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Posted: 7/29/2014 5:02:58 PM EDT

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Posted: 7/29/2014 5:03:24 PM EDT

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i'm a zit...! get it....?

Posted: 7/29/2014 5:03:26 PM EDT

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Am I missing something?

Posted: 7/29/2014 5:04:10 PM EDT

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Fat, Drunk, and Stupid is no way to go through life.

Posted: 7/29/2014 5:04:54 PM EDT

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From now on, they are on double secret probation

Posted: 7/29/2014 5:05:35 PM EDT

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Magic eight ball says...TOGA PARTY!

Posted: 7/29/2014 5:05:58 PM EDT

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Can I have 10,000 marbles please?

Posted: 7/29/2014 5:06:17 PM EDT

[#14]

Do you mind if we dance with your dates?

Posted: 7/29/2014 5:06:20 PM EDT

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Food Fight

Posted: 7/29/2014 5:06:58 PM EDT

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You know, from fort Wayne

Posted: 7/29/2014 5:08:32 PM EDT

[#17]

Eat me

Posted: 7/29/2014 5:08:33 PM EDT

[#18]

She was going to make me a pot!

Posted: 7/29/2014 5:08:42 PM EDT

[#19]

Ramming speed!

Posted: 7/29/2014 5:08:50 PM EDT

[#20]

We could fight them with conventional weapons, but that could take years, and cost millions of lives

Posted: 7/29/2014 5:09:08 PM EDT

[#21]

7 years of college down the drain!

Posted: 7/29/2014 5:10:32 PM EDT

[#22]

did we give up when the germans bombed pearl harbor???!!!

Posted: 7/29/2014 5:10:33 PM EDT

[#23]

I gave my love a cherry...

Posted: 7/29/2014 5:10:47 PM EDT

[#24]

Otis! My man!

Posted: 7/29/2014 5:11:08 PM EDT

[#25]

Double top secret probation!

Posted: 7/29/2014 5:11:52 PM EDT

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Doesn't ring a bell...

Posted: 7/29/2014 5:12:03 PM EDT

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My advice to you is to start drinking heavily.

Posted: 7/29/2014 5:12:26 PM EDT

[#28]

Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no!

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damn. beat me

Posted: 7/29/2014 5:12:57 PM EDT

[#29]

Is that a pledge pin on your uniform?

Posted: 7/29/2014 5:13:10 PM EDT

[#30]

Thank you sir, may I have another?

Posted: 7/29/2014 5:13:34 PM EDT

[#31]

Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?

ETA: Damn it! You guys are quick!

Posted: 7/29/2014 5:13:59 PM EDT

[#32]

*sputtering* Is that a PLEDGE pin on your uniform?

Posted: 7/29/2014 5:14:28 PM EDT

[#33]

zero......point.....zero...!

Posted: 7/29/2014 5:15:27 PM EDT

[#34]

Thank You God!

Posted: 7/29/2014 5:15:37 PM EDT

[#35]

Hey, it's gotta work better than the truth.

Posted: 7/29/2014 5:17:29 PM EDT

[#36]

Kroger, your Delta Tau Chi name is 'Pinto'.
Why 'Pinto'?
(*burps*) Why NOT?!

Posted: 7/29/2014 5:19:01 PM EDT

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She'll take this seriously...

Posted: 7/29/2014 5:21:45 PM EDT

[#38]

Douglas Simpson Day...has no grade point average

Posted: 7/29/2014 5:22:13 PM EDT

[#39]

Grab a brew. Don't cost nothing.

Posted: 7/29/2014 5:23:15 PM EDT

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Thank you, sir! May I have another?

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You're all worthless and weak! Now drop and give me twenty!

Posted: 7/29/2014 5:23:21 PM EDT

[#41]

LOL, this is why Arfcom is so great. You come home from a long day at work and get to enjoy a thread like this.
Toga Party!!!

Posted: 7/29/2014 5:24:00 PM EDT

[#42]

Look, you fucked up. You trusted us.

Posted: 7/29/2014 5:24:12 PM EDT

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Posted: 7/29/2014 5:24:48 PM EDT

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You have to let me in I'm a legacy!

Posted: 7/29/2014 5:25:28 PM EDT

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Shit! That's half of ARFCOM!

Posted: 7/29/2014 5:27:00 PM EDT

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Louisville slugger?

Posted: 7/29/2014 5:27:26 PM EDT

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Only we can do that to our pledges!

Posted: 7/29/2014 5:28:08 PM EDT

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Katy: Is this really what you're gonna do for the rest of your life?
Boon: What do you mean?
Katy: I mean hanging around with a bunch of animals getting drunk every weekend.
Boon: No! After I graduate, I'm gonna get drunk every night.
Katy: Boon, I think I'm in love with a retard.
Boon: Is he bigger than me?