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Posted: 7/23/2014 11:04:19 PM EDT
A Beverly Hills gallery will put fossilized excrement on the auction block
This Saturday, a Beverly Hills gallery plans to auction off a piece of crap—literally. The IM Chait Gallery says it will put a 40-inch-long piece of excrement up for auction, and it hopes to fetch around $10,000, LiveScience reports. Why the big bucks? The "eye-watering" poop "boasts a wonderfully even, pale brown-yellow coloring and terrifically detailed texture ... across the whole of its immense length," reads the gallery's description. Oh, and the fossilized dung (or coprolite) could be 33 million years old, according to the auctioneers. http://www.newser.com/story/191253/you-can-buy-the-worlds-longest-poop.html?utm_source=part&utm_medium=foxnews&utm_campaign=rss_science_rel |
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So, what exactly pooped that?
You need to know where that shit's from if you're going to pay $10k. |
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I had one of those the other day it made five lengths across the bowl, probably not worth 10 grand though.
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Uhhh... The "IM Chait Gallery"? How do you pronounce that?
This is from the Onion, right? -Gator |
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Brings a whole new meaning to "Some people spend money on the stupidest shit..."
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I always poop at work, so I know how valuable a good shit is. And, when I thought this was just about a long shit, I thought maybe I had something to offer.
The thread title didn't indicate that the shit also have to be old, so fuck you for getting my hopes up! |
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40 inches for 10k?
A hundred bucks will buy 40" of MRE impaction. That's a huge profit margin. |
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Whatever or whoever pooped that out was obviously not living off MREs...
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I worked with a guy that could do that. He was a carpenter, but kept a plunger in his tool box.
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Um....
After many attempts to formulate a reply here.. I'm just going to leave. |
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