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Posted: 4/17/2014 6:36:56 PM EDT
"I've been watching you for some time, and... I think... that I'm in love with you, I wanna have your babies."
What do you do? Pole inbound. |
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Posted: 4/17/2014 6:37:55 PM EDT
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Tell her you are gay but you have a friend
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Posted: 4/17/2014 6:37:58 PM EDT
[#2]
SIHPAPP
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Posted: 4/17/2014 6:37:59 PM EDT
[#3]
Sorry, I'm married.
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Posted: 4/17/2014 6:38:10 PM EDT
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Quoted: "I've been watching you for some time, and... I think... that I'm in love with you, I wanna have your babies." http://www.vip-files.net/images/popular/full/natasha_bedingfield.jpg What do you do? Pole inbound. |
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Posted: 4/17/2014 6:39:14 PM EDT
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My luck ain't that good. Pickle check.
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Posted: 4/17/2014 6:39:47 PM EDT
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IBTP
Tell her I am married in case my wife is trying to trap me. |
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Posted: 4/17/2014 6:40:04 PM EDT
[#7]
time to Fo
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Posted: 4/17/2014 6:40:08 PM EDT
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Posted: 4/17/2014 6:40:11 PM EDT
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Quoted:
"I've been watching you for some time, and... I think... that I'm in love with you, I wanna have your babies." http://www.vip-files.net/images/popular/full/natasha_bedingfield.jpg What do you do? Pole inbound. Is this one of those trick threads where the girl in question is really a dude or was a dude? If not, I would impregnate her on the spot. |
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Posted: 4/17/2014 6:40:28 PM EDT
[#10]
Ask if she has a penis.
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Posted: 4/17/2014 6:41:03 PM EDT
[#11]
Man or woman, don't care, break it off in him/her/it and call it fucking good.
 Oh it's Natasha benningfield? Break it off in her and call it good. |
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Posted: 4/17/2014 6:41:06 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Sorry, I'm married. Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile This. Plus it's obviously a trap. They made a movie about it: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1441395/?ref_=nm_flmg_act_8 |
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Posted: 4/17/2014 6:41:06 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted:
Is this one of those trick threads where the girl in question is really a dude or was a dude? If not, I would impregnate her on the spot. Quote HistoryQuoted:
Quoted:
"I've been watching you for some time, and... I think... that I'm in love with you, I wanna have your babies." http://www.vip-files.net/images/popular/full/natasha_bedingfield.jpg What do you do? Pole inbound. Is this one of those trick threads where the girl in question is really a dude or was a dude? If not, I would impregnate her on the spot. She's a natural-born woman. |
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Posted: 4/17/2014 6:41:17 PM EDT
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Posted: 4/17/2014 6:41:20 PM EDT
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Pole inbound. Whelp, there's your answer OP. |
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Posted: 4/17/2014 6:41:33 PM EDT
[#16]
Jizz in her hair and run away
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Posted: 4/17/2014 6:42:39 PM EDT
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Like a rabbit that has been in a cage, next to a female rabbit in a separate cage for 2 years...........so - say 2 minutes and I go home. Oh. can't have no more babies, sorry.
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Posted: 4/17/2014 6:43:20 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: This. Plus it's obviously a trap. They made a movie about it: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1441395/?ref_=nm_flmg_act_8 Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Sorry, I'm married. Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile This. Plus it's obviously a trap. They made a movie about it: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1441395/?ref_=nm_flmg_act_8 It's NOT a man, baby! Just a one hit wonder. Although she's aged less than stellar. The fact that I haven't recognized her and it's only been a few years says something.  |
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Posted: 4/17/2014 6:44:07 PM EDT
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Posted: 4/17/2014 6:44:14 PM EDT
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I really get tired of that shit. I just want to walk, okay?
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Posted: 4/17/2014 6:44:24 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted:
Exactly. Quote HistoryQuoted:
Quoted:
"I've been watching you for some time, and... I think... that I'm in love with you, I wanna have your babies." http://www.vip-files.net/images/popular/full/natasha_bedingfield.jpg What do you do? Pole inbound. Nice |
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Posted: 4/17/2014 6:44:34 PM EDT
[#22]
Pull out and leave her disappointed....
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Posted: 4/17/2014 6:44:37 PM EDT
[#23]
I pinch myself and try to wake up.
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Posted: 4/17/2014 6:45:34 PM EDT
[#24]
if hypothetical situation I'm not married, I'm fo'ing. She looks a lot like my wife and is my type.
if hypothetical situation is now and I am married, no fo' but double check with wife if she's sure she still wants to keep me cause if she doesn't, I have options. |
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Posted: 4/17/2014 6:45:36 PM EDT
[#25]
Be like "damn yo, that's creepy as fuck" and then give her my babies.
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Posted: 4/17/2014 6:45:53 PM EDT
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Immediately ask if she does ATM
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Posted: 4/17/2014 6:46:00 PM EDT
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This must be a trap.
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Posted: 4/17/2014 6:46:05 PM EDT
[#28]
I look like a garbage truck ate too many hot dogs and then ran over a bag of mulch. I'd start looking around for her accomplices, because I'm 90% sure that I'm about to get mugged.
Joke's on them: I've got no money, too! |
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Posted: 4/17/2014 6:46:38 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: This must be a trap. |
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Posted: 4/17/2014 6:47:11 PM EDT
[#30]
Probably has a bigger dick than me.
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Posted: 4/17/2014 6:47:28 PM EDT
[#31]
Dry spell=OVER!
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Posted: 4/17/2014 6:48:34 PM EDT
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I'd take her out to a pleasant dinner, and try to get to know her more.
I've got nothing else to do and I'm armed. I figure I might as well take the chance. "I wanna have your babies" is one of her songs. |
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Posted: 4/17/2014 6:49:17 PM EDT
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Tell her she is the woman of my dreams and can she shoot and clean guns and load ammo
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Posted: 4/17/2014 6:49:48 PM EDT
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I'd turn around to see who is standing behind me. She sure as hell ain't talking to me.
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Posted: 4/17/2014 6:51:51 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: "I wanna have your babies" is one of her songs. Not one of her good songs.  |
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Posted: 4/17/2014 6:52:52 PM EDT
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Sorry, I'm married. Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile |
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Posted: 4/17/2014 6:52:53 PM EDT
[#37]
Run. wheres the poll OP?
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Posted: 4/17/2014 6:52:55 PM EDT
[#38]
Watch my wife deck her.....
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Posted: 4/17/2014 6:53:06 PM EDT
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I assume it's one of those "what would you do" shows, or that my wife paid some chic to hit on me to see how I would react. So I would speak loudly into her microphone and say nice things about my wife.
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Posted: 4/17/2014 6:55:54 PM EDT
[#40]
I think not. Besides the wife would kill me.
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Posted: 4/17/2014 6:56:26 PM EDT
[#41]
blade at 45.
all she wants is my .22lr ammo |
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Posted: 4/17/2014 6:56:58 PM EDT
[#42]
Pole would be OUTBOUND...
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Posted: 4/17/2014 6:58:07 PM EDT
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Sorry, I'm married. Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile Roger that. Taken. |
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Posted: 4/17/2014 6:58:39 PM EDT
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SIHPAPP Eloquent and succinct, and I totally agree.
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Posted: 4/17/2014 6:59:21 PM EDT
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Quoted:
"I've been watching you for some time, and... I think... that I'm in love with you, I wanna have your babies." http://www.vip-files.net/images/popular/full/natasha_bedingfield.jpg What do you do? Pole inbound. I'd bring her to my favorite sperm donor and see if we can make that happen.
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Posted: 4/17/2014 6:59:49 PM EDT
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After 4 or 500 tries, inform her I had a vasectomy.
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Posted: 4/17/2014 7:01:05 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted:
Exactly. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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"I've been watching you for some time, and... I think... that I'm in love with you, I wanna have your babies." http://www.vip-files.net/images/popular/full/natasha_bedingfield.jpg What do you do? Pole inbound. golf clap |
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Posted: 4/17/2014 7:01:57 PM EDT
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At my age, we both are desperate.
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Posted: 4/17/2014 7:04:27 PM EDT
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IBTP on this 13'er Penthouse Letters thread.
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Posted: 4/17/2014 7:06:15 PM EDT
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Cunt Punt
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