What do I do with 5 boxes of Penthouse mags?

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Posted: 4/16/2014 7:20:47 PM EDT

I haven't really looked at any of them, but I found one as far back as 1971. They may go back further. They are all in excellent condition. I need to move soon and not sure what to do with them. Are they worth anything?

Posted: 4/16/2014 7:22:36 PM EDT

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Donate to OBGYN waiting room

Posted: 4/16/2014 7:22:47 PM EDT

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Paper mache art. You won't even have to glue the pages.

Posted: 4/16/2014 7:22:48 PM EDT

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I'd suspect a magazine shop in your AO would be very interested.

Posted: 4/16/2014 7:23:10 PM EDT

[#4]

Send them to Hillary.

Posted: 4/16/2014 7:23:13 PM EDT

[#5]

I've been tossing mine at the town recycling center

Posted: 4/16/2014 7:23:51 PM EDT

[#6]

Donate to a woman's studies class.

Posted: 4/16/2014 7:24:03 PM EDT

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I'll take them.

Posted: 4/16/2014 7:24:19 PM EDT

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Posted: 4/16/2014 7:24:38 PM EDT

[#9]

I see you're in WA. I'll take em off your hands.

Posted: 4/16/2014 7:24:49 PM EDT

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I was going to say drop them off at the clinic for sex addicts.

Posted: 4/16/2014 7:25:24 PM EDT

[#11]

Donate to local Boy Scouts troop

Posted: 4/16/2014 7:25:47 PM EDT

[#12]

Fap seems to be the obvious answer....

Posted: 4/16/2014 7:25:59 PM EDT

[#13]

Bring lots of water, lots of lube, and several boxes of kleenex. Make it a throwback fap-a-thon.

Posted: 4/16/2014 7:27:22 PM EDT

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They're into dudes now.

Posted: 4/16/2014 7:27:55 PM EDT

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I'd like to find a couple that I had as a teen. They were from the mid-70s and an eye-opening experience to me.

Posted: 4/16/2014 7:28:29 PM EDT

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I promise I can get them down range without brass being notified, in complete violation of GO#1.

Posted: 4/16/2014 7:29:58 PM EDT

[#17]

I used to have a subscription,
the best part was when the "sales girls" called to get me to renew...

Posted: 4/16/2014 7:30:05 PM EDT

[#18]

The 70's PH photography! Soft focus great lighting. Almost more art than photography.

Posted: 4/16/2014 7:30:52 PM EDT

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Posted: 4/16/2014 7:32:22 PM EDT

[#20]

Got the one with Traci Lords, was that the one with Madonna or Vanessa Williams?

Posted: 4/16/2014 7:32:28 PM EDT

[#21]

5 boxes of P mags?

Posted: 4/16/2014 7:32:46 PM EDT

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FPNI! You almost made me spray scotch on my keyboard.
I say send to to the guys in afghanistan or Navy guys on deployment.

Posted: 4/16/2014 7:33:40 PM EDT

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How many of the pages are stuck together in all of them?

Posted: 4/16/2014 7:34:00 PM EDT

[#24]

e bay make a few bucks

Posted: 4/16/2014 7:34:58 PM EDT

[#25]

Mail to this guy. I will take good care of them in my Man Cave.

Posted: 4/16/2014 7:36:44 PM EDT

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This now playboy would gather more, but vintage Penthouse should make at least a couple bucks (maybe $5) over cover price.

Posted: 4/16/2014 7:38:13 PM EDT

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Fap-A-Thon

Posted: 4/16/2014 7:39:32 PM EDT

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You're tossing what? Where?

Posted: 4/16/2014 7:40:00 PM EDT

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Hide them in the woods where all of the teenagers go to drink beer.

Posted: 4/16/2014 7:41:14 PM EDT

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TOSS IT AT HOME IN THE BATHROOM LIKE AN ADULT YOU FUCK!

Posted: 4/16/2014 7:43:47 PM EDT

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Vanessa Williams reign as Miss America was destroyed by that issue.

And if you are caught with it, your life will be destroyed, too.

Traci Lords was under 18 in that issue, it's child porn.

Burn it before it burns you.

Posted: 4/16/2014 7:47:07 PM EDT

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Neighborhood fap party...

Posted: 4/16/2014 7:47:40 PM EDT

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Send them to me. Ill pay shipping. Throw some jergens lotion in there too. Ill throw in a few extra bux for that.

Posted: 4/16/2014 7:47:55 PM EDT

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Donate to local huntig club so one can be put in every tree stand to pass the time.

Posted: 4/16/2014 7:50:23 PM EDT

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Retro-Porn fappathon.
Some of those super hairy bushes may prove to be a real test of the meat though.

Posted: 4/16/2014 7:51:23 PM EDT

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I'll tell you I really am tossing them in the dump, playboy too but I've reviewed a few, bunch of liberal BS in both of the publications.
I get a kick out of the ads though

Posted: 4/16/2014 7:53:59 PM EDT

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I'll take all the 80's magazines.

Posted: 4/16/2014 7:54:44 PM EDT

[#38]

Donate them to the library.

Posted: 4/16/2014 7:54:50 PM EDT

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Flip through the 1970s and 1980s editions and remember how warm all that wool was in the winter?

Posted: 4/16/2014 7:57:00 PM EDT

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